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Old 05-29-2008, 01:27 PM   #1
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My balls are so big:
My balls are so big that when i walk around and they slap together it sounds like people are giving me a round of applause for having such a big dick.

me =
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:32 PM   #2
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LOL .....
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:32 PM   #3
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correct me if I'm wrong, but if you actually had a big dick, wouldn't it get in the way of your balls slapping together?
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:36 PM   #4
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correct me if I'm wrong, but if you actually had a big dick, wouldn't it get in the way of your balls slapping together?
my balls are huge, they are so big my dick gets scared hanging over them because it always thinks its falling off a ledge of a mountain.
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:41 PM   #5
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my balls are huge, they are so big my dick gets scared hanging over them because it always thinks its falling off a ledge of a mountain.
Elephantiasis is nothing to laugh at...
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:42 PM   #6
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Elephantiasis is nothing to laugh at...
when i tap my girls from behind i make a "choo choo" sound and they always jump out the way thinking a train is hitting them.
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:45 PM   #7
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when i tap my girls from behind i make a "choo choo" sound and they always jump out the way thinking a train is hitting them.
yeah I used to make that sound when having sex as well, except I was also wearing the station master uniform and saying things like "next stop pleasureville!!"
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:46 PM   #8
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yeah I used to make that sound when having sex as well, except I was also wearing the station master uniform and saying things like "next stop pleasureville!!"


i like your style hehe
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:54 PM   #9
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i like your style hehe
it was all fun and games until she asked for a ticket refund cause she didn't reach her destination
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:58 PM   #10
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Lololololololol.... How do you come up with this stuff??
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:12 PM   #11
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it was all fun and games until she asked for a ticket refund cause she didn't reach her destination
now that's pity!
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:17 PM   #12
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My balls are so big that when i walk around and they slap together it sounds like people are giving me a round of applause for having such a big dick.

me =
Pics please
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:18 PM   #13
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Lololololololol.... How do you come up with this stuff??
it is easy to speak the truth when u live it.
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:35 PM   #14
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Old 05-30-2008, 10:44 AM   #15
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:09 PM   #16
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:22 PM   #17
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His balls are about to fucking pop.
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:33 PM   #18
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that pic looks painful . lol
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Old 05-31-2008, 10:48 AM   #19
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I got big balls and I can not lie,
u other brothas can't deny.....
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:02 PM   #20
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Big balls would suck. It'd be like having big tits.. who needs that kind of attention..
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:05 PM   #21
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Well empty them!
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Old 05-31-2008, 06:35 PM   #22
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