My balls are so big:
 

My balls are so big that when i walk around and they slap together it sounds like people are giving me a round of applause for having such a big dick.

me = :pimp

LOL ..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

correct me if I'm wrong, but if you actually had a big dick, wouldn't it get in the way of your balls slapping together?

my balls are huge, they are so big my dick gets scared hanging over them because it always thinks its falling off a ledge of a mountain.

Elephantiasis is nothing to laugh at...

http://www.health-pictures.com/condi...is-scrotum.png

when i tap my girls from behind i make a "choo choo" sound and they always jump out the way thinking a train is hitting them.

yeah I used to make that sound when having sex as well, except I was also wearing the station master uniform and saying things like "next stop pleasureville!!"

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i like your style hehe

it was all fun and games until she asked for a ticket refund cause she didn't reach her destination :Oh crap

Lololololololol.... How do you come up with this stuff??

now that's pity! :upsidedow

Pics please :upsidedow:1orglaugh

it is easy to speak the truth when u live it. :thumbsup

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Nice one!

His balls are about to fucking pop.

that pic looks painful . lol

I got big balls and I can not lie,
u other brothas can't deny.....

Big balls would suck. It'd be like having big tits.. who needs that kind of attention..

Well empty them!:321GFY

congrats???