When someone makes a ludicrous "If" statement how do you respond. - GoFuckYourself.com

Kard63 · 05-27-2008, 11:03 PM

My friend was talking tonight and said "if this happened bla bla". The statement was way out there. I said "if my mom had a dick I'd have two dads". He thought I was a weirdo but doesn't it seem appropriate to let people know how far fetched their "if" is especially when an if is usually used to make something seem possible/likely?

wanted · 05-27-2008, 11:09 PM

IF you can re-phrase your last statement without an 'IF', I may take it into consideration.

GrouchyAdmin · 05-27-2008, 11:10 PM

You seem pretty strong willed about 'what can and cannot be' for someone who has a cat's asshole as an avatar.

baddog · 05-27-2008, 11:22 PM

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a merry Christmas

or

If all the ifs were ands and all the buts were ifs we would be all screwed!

qxm · 05-27-2008, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we?d all have a merry Christmas

or

If all the ifs were ands and all the buts were ifs we would be all screwed!

lol ... good one!

GrouchyAdmin · 05-27-2008, 11:31 PM

Strangers with Candy flashback!

If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola!

CDSmith · 05-27-2008, 11:48 PM

Isn't this what the bitchslap was invented for?

I have no patience with ifiots.

05-27-2008, 11:03 PM	#1
Kard63 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 237 619 975 Posts: 8,944	When someone makes a ludicrous "If" statement how do you respond. My friend was talking tonight and said "if this happened bla bla". The statement was way out there. I said "if my mom had a dick I'd have two dads". He thought I was a weirdo but doesn't it seem appropriate to let people know how far fetched their "if" is especially when an if is usually used to make something seem possible/likely? __________________

05-27-2008, 11:09 PM	#2
wanted Certified Asshole Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In front of my laptop. Posts: 896	IF you can re-phrase your last statement without an 'IF', I may take it into consideration. __________________ Living the dream.

05-27-2008, 11:10 PM	#3
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	You seem pretty strong willed about 'what can and cannot be' for someone who has a cat's asshole as an avatar. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

05-27-2008, 11:31 PM	#6
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Strangers with Candy flashback! If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola! __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

05-27-2008, 11:48 PM	#7
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Isn't this what the bitchslap was invented for? I have no patience with ifiots. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

05-27-2008, 11:22 PM	#4
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a merry Christmas or If all the ifs were ands and all the buts were ifs we would be all screwed!