When someone makes a ludicrous "If" statement how do you respond.

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  • Kard63
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 8944
    #1

    When someone makes a ludicrous "If" statement how do you respond.

    My friend was talking tonight and said "if this happened bla bla". The statement was way out there. I said "if my mom had a dick I'd have two dads". He thought I was a weirdo but doesn't it seem appropriate to let people know how far fetched their "if" is especially when an if is usually used to make something seem possible/likely?
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    • wanted
      Certified Asshole
      • Jan 2003
      • 896
      #2
      IF you can re-phrase your last statement without an 'IF', I may take it into consideration.
      Living the dream.

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        • GrouchyAdmin
          Now choke yourself!
          • Apr 2006
          • 12085
          #3
          You seem pretty strong willed about 'what can and cannot be' for someone who has a cat's asshole as an avatar.

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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089
              #4
              If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a merry Christmas

              or

              If all the ifs were ands and all the buts were ifs we would be all screwed!

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                • qxm
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 5970
                  #5
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we?d all have a merry Christmas

                  or

                  If all the ifs were ands and all the buts were ifs we would be all screwed!
                  lol ... good one!

                  ICQ: 266990876

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                    • GrouchyAdmin
                      Now choke yourself!
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 12085
                      #6
                      Strangers with Candy flashback!

                      If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola!

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                        • CDSmith
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2001
                          • 51460
                          #7
                          Isn't this what the bitchslap was invented for?

                          I have no patience with ifiots.
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