When someone makes a ludicrous "If" statement how do you respond.
 

My friend was talking tonight and said "if this happened bla bla". The statement was way out there. I said "if my mom had a dick I'd have two dads". He thought I was a weirdo but doesn't it seem appropriate to let people know how far fetched their "if" is especially when an if is usually used to make something seem possible/likely?

IF you can re-phrase your last statement without an 'IF', I may take it into consideration.

You seem pretty strong willed about 'what can and cannot be' for someone who has a cat's asshole as an avatar.

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a merry Christmas

or

If all the ifs were ands and all the buts were ifs we would be all screwed!

lol ... good one! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Strangers with Candy flashback!

If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola!

Isn't this what the bitchslap was invented for?

I have no patience with ifiots.