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MeganS · 05-27-2008, 10:18 AM

I just got the most amazing spam ever!!!!!!

SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND, WANTS YOU DEAD.

I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this if you don't comply, i was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 10 days.

Someone you call your friend wants you dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told us that he wants you dead and he provided us your names, photograph and other necessary information we needed about you. If you are in doubt with this I will send you your name and where you are residing in my next mail.

Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just felt something good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact you first and know why somebody will want you dead by all means. Right now my men are monitoring you, their eyes are on you, and even the place you think is safer for you to hide might not be.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, $8,000 is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay $3,000 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $5,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the assignment after all I have already being paid before now.

Warning: do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody want you dead, and the person knows some members of your family as well.

For your own good I will advise you not to go out once is 7pm until I make out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person who want you dead then you can use it to take any legal action. Good luck as I await your reply to this e-mail contact:[email protected]

Mr.Tony Jak

Common scam ... but seriouslly funny!!
http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/hitman.asp

xoxo,
Megan

seeric · 05-27-2008, 10:20 AM

I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong address. Delete that. It means nothing.

seeric · 05-27-2008, 10:22 AM

On a serious note though, that's the dumbest thing you can communicate through email, even as a joke. I would not want the attention that could come from that.

Mister E · 05-27-2008, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong address. Delete that. It means nothing.

Voodoo · 05-27-2008, 10:23 AM

At 7PM, you're going to see this guy...

munki · 05-27-2008, 10:30 AM

Serious bidness... and look Gmail addy... Internets Gangsta's Mail... Best Be Fraidzzz

SykkBoy · 05-27-2008, 10:31 AM

definitely creative...

VikingMan · 05-27-2008, 10:32 AM

They want you dead but the rest of us want you ALIVE!

Rochard · 05-27-2008, 10:37 AM

Damn it, they got it wrong. I don't want them do a hit on you; I want them to grab you off the street and bring you to me so I can have my way with you.....

Eric too.

_Richard_ · 05-27-2008, 10:38 AM

funny gmail hasn't figured out how to can that stuff

sniperwolf · 05-27-2008, 10:42 AM

lol! what a sick mind!

who knows, it works with morons!

HotMonica · 05-27-2008, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SWorldMegan

Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, $8,000 is all you need to spend.

the best part is the typo - if you pay your life won't be spared, you'll actually be speared!

payd2purv · 05-27-2008, 11:23 AM

Damn send that spam to the wrong paranoid pothead and you could have yourself some easy cash..

RyuLion · 05-27-2008, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

At 7PM, you're going to see this guy...

you freacking gnome spammer..

baddog · 05-27-2008, 01:26 PM

I would probably report it

DaLord · 05-27-2008, 01:29 PM

http://www.google.com/search?q=b.pat...oogle+Searc h

Nevertheless... report it as it's not funny.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-27-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HotMonica

the best part is the typo - if you pay your life won't be spared, you'll actually be speared!

Britney speared...

I know, bad pun, but I couldn't help myself.

ADG

Socks · 05-27-2008, 01:35 PM

I'll take you dead or alive!

million · 05-27-2008, 01:35 PM

I am going to save this spam heh

helic0pter · 05-27-2008, 01:38 PM

It's sad but people fall for this shit all the time. There's legitimately a good portion of people in the world who would be genuinely afraid and try to pay that guy money.

05-27-2008, 10:18 AM	#1
MeganS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Cali Baby! Posts: 1,487	Somone wants me dead? I just got the most amazing spam ever!!!!!! SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND, WANTS YOU DEAD. I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this if you don't comply, i was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 10 days. Someone you call your friend wants you dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told us that he wants you dead and he provided us your names, photograph and other necessary information we needed about you. If you are in doubt with this I will send you your name and where you are residing in my next mail. Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just felt something good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact you first and know why somebody will want you dead by all means. Right now my men are monitoring you, their eyes are on you, and even the place you think is safer for you to hide might not be. Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, $8,000 is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay $3,000 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $5,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the assignment after all I have already being paid before now. Warning: do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody want you dead, and the person knows some members of your family as well. For your own good I will advise you not to go out once is 7pm until I make out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person who want you dead then you can use it to take any legal action. Good luck as I await your reply to this e-mail contact:[email protected] Mr.Tony Jak Common scam ... but seriouslly funny!! http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/hitman.asp xoxo, Megan __________________ Megan S Broadcast, Licensing and DVD www.nmgmanagement.com

05-27-2008, 10:23 AM	#5
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	At 7PM, you're going to see this guy... __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

05-27-2008, 10:30 AM	#6
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Serious bidness... and look Gmail addy... Internets Gangsta's Mail... Best Be Fraidzzz __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

05-27-2008, 10:31 AM	#7
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	definitely creative... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

05-27-2008, 10:37 AM	#9
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,541	Damn it, they got it wrong. I don't want them do a hit on you; I want them to grab you off the street and bring you to me so I can have my way with you..... Eric too. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

05-27-2008, 10:20 AM	#2
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong address. Delete that. It means nothing.

05-27-2008, 10:22 AM	#3
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	On a serious note though, that's the dumbest thing you can communicate through email, even as a joke. I would not want the attention that could come from that.

05-27-2008, 10:32 AM	#8
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,594	They want you dead but the rest of us want you ALIVE!

05-27-2008, 10:38 AM	#10
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	funny gmail hasn't figured out how to can that stuff

05-27-2008, 10:42 AM	#11
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	lol! what a sick mind! who knows, it works with morons! __________________ ~Accepting design works~

05-27-2008, 11:23 AM	#13
payd2purv Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,727	Damn send that spam to the wrong paranoid pothead and you could have yourself some easy cash.. __________________

05-27-2008, 01:26 PM	#15
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I would probably report it

05-27-2008, 01:29 PM	#16
DaLord Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 3,318	http://www.google.com/search?q=b.pat...oogle+Searc h Nevertheless... report it as it's not funny.

05-27-2008, 01:35 PM	#18
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	I'll take you dead or alive!

05-27-2008, 01:35 PM	#19
million Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Pornyland Posts: 789	I am going to save this spam heh __________________ <sig spot goes here>

05-27-2008, 01:38 PM	#20
helic0pter Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 155	It's sad but people fall for this shit all the time. There's legitimately a good portion of people in the world who would be genuinely afraid and try to pay that guy money.