Somone wants me dead?
 

I just got the most amazing spam ever!!!!!!


SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND, WANTS YOU DEAD.



I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this if you don't comply, i was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 10 days.

Someone you call your friend wants you dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told us that he wants you dead and he provided us your names, photograph and other necessary information we needed about you. If you are in doubt with this I will send you your name and where you are residing in my next mail.

Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just felt something good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact you first and know why somebody will want you dead by all means. Right now my men are monitoring you, their eyes are on you, and even the place you think is safer for you to hide might not be.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, $8,000 is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay $3,000 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $5,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the assignment after all I have already being paid before now.

Warning: do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody want you dead, and the person knows some members of your family as well.

For your own good I will advise you not to go out once is 7pm until I make out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person who want you dead then you can use it to take any legal action. Good luck as I await your reply to this e-mail contact:[email protected]

Mr.Tony Jak




Common scam ... but seriouslly funny!!
http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/hitman.asp

xoxo,
Megan

I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong address. Delete that. It means nothing.

On a serious note though, that's the dumbest thing you can communicate through email, even as a joke. I would not want the attention that could come from that.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

At 7PM, you're going to see this guy...
http://newsbusters.org/static/2007/0...-08-02Spam.jpg

Serious bidness... and look Gmail addy... Internets Gangsta's Mail... Best Be Fraidzzz

definitely creative...

They want you dead but the rest of us want you ALIVE!

Damn it, they got it wrong. I don't want them do a hit on you; I want them to grab you off the street and bring you to me so I can have my way with you.....

Eric too.

funny gmail hasn't figured out how to can that stuff

lol! what a sick mind!

who knows, it works with morons! :1orglaugh

the best part is the typo - if you pay your life won't be spared, you'll actually be speared!

Damn send that spam to the wrong paranoid pothead and you could have yourself some easy cash..

you freacking gnome spammer..:1orglaugh

I would probably report it

http://www.google.com/search?q=b.pat...oogle+Searc h

Nevertheless... report it as it's not funny.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/27...ea708583_m.jpg

Britney speared... :upsidedow

I know, bad pun, but I couldn't help myself.

ADG

I'll take you dead or alive!

I am going to save this spam heh

It's sad but people fall for this shit all the time. There's legitimately a good portion of people in the world who would be genuinely afraid and try to pay that guy money.