Checking out Hotties made me Crash my Jeep - GoFuckYourself.com

Exxxotica · 10-16-2002, 08:14 PM

I was checking out these two really hot girls on bicycles... when BAM!!! I fucking smash my Jeep into a van sitting there waiting to turn. So fucking embarrassing... I had direct eye contact with one of the hotties, only to realize too late that there was a van waiting to turn. Thank God that the girls kept on riding. I made no mention of them to the police.

The girl in the Van says her neck hurts... and my Jeep is smashed up and had to be towed away. It's hasnt been a good day.

...However! The girl in the Van was giving me that weird smile ugly girls do when they flirt. After giving each other our names and phone numbers, she joked about this being a weird way to get a guys number. (wasnt that line from an Ally McBeal show?)

Maybe I could use this to my advantage some way. Id say she was a 5. If I was drunk and the lights were dim, she could be a 7. Defiantly doable material. Im pretty sure she's 18 because she mentioned college.

Fuck, if I get sued, my insurance company would surely drop me. What to do?

Easton · 10-16-2002, 08:24 PM

LMAO... dude that's crazy, but i have to admit it, i've had some very close calls becasue i was rubber necking some hottie on the sidewalk...

hope it all works out - way to be a perv! :D

XXXPaysiteDesign · 10-16-2002, 08:31 PM

I did the same thing, only I looked over in time to see the stopped car and didn't do any major damage to either vehicle.

RMG · 10-16-2002, 08:33 PM

Call her.
Bang her.
Get her to drop it all.
Leave her.

eRock · 10-16-2002, 08:34 PM

LOL...man, that sucks. That happened to my dada once...long ago.

I actually tapped some girl's rear end (car rear end that is) in order to get her number. It worked...however it didn't "work out" the way I had hoped.

Ah well...if I were you OI'd take her out on a date or 2. Try & get her on her back & perhaps even drop the claim. That's what I'd do.

Lev · 10-16-2002, 09:13 PM

man I had so many close calls like that while driving near Boston University, damn that college have some nice bitches

Exxxotica · 10-16-2002, 09:17 PM

Yeah, I live in a small college town. This whole thing just isnt fair. Girls in short shorts biking all over the place. Am I not supposed to look? WTF???

Im too drunk right now to care... but tomorrow when reality comes back, things are going to suck.

boneprone · 10-16-2002, 10:43 PM

Send Dank over.
He'll take care of her.

Evil1 · 10-17-2002, 12:41 AM

What year and model? I need a windshield frame for a CJ

DarkJedi · 10-17-2002, 01:17 AM

CJ ?

Juge · 10-17-2002, 07:33 AM

Ha ha ha, that's funny man. I don't know what to tell ya.

HQ · 10-17-2002, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
I had direct eye contact with one of the hotties...

View Poll Results: I need some GFY suggestions. What should I do?
Work the angle, sweet talk her and get her to be fair with the insurance claim.	5	19.23%
Work the angle and try to get in on some of the lawsuit money. Maybe I admit to neglegntly smashing into her if shes gives me a nice chunk of change.	3	11.54%
Call her up TONIGHT and get some Teen Pussy!	18	69.23%
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10-16-2002, 08:14 PM	#1
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Checking out Hotties made me Crash my Jeep I was checking out these two really hot girls on bicycles... when BAM!!! I fucking smash my Jeep into a van sitting there waiting to turn. So fucking embarrassing... I had direct eye contact with one of the hotties, only to realize too late that there was a van waiting to turn. Thank God that the girls kept on riding. I made no mention of them to the police. The girl in the Van says her neck hurts... and my Jeep is smashed up and had to be towed away. It's hasnt been a good day. ...However! The girl in the Van was giving me that weird smile ugly girls do when they flirt. After giving each other our names and phone numbers, she joked about this being a weird way to get a guys number. (wasnt that line from an Ally McBeal show?) Maybe I could use this to my advantage some way. Id say she was a 5. If I was drunk and the lights were dim, she could be a 7. Defiantly doable material. Im pretty sure she's 18 because she mentioned college. Fuck, if I get sued, my insurance company would surely drop me. What to do? __________________ Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy Last edited by Exxxotica; 10-16-2002 at 08:17 PM..

10-16-2002, 08:24 PM	#2
Easton Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 9,825	LMAO... dude that's crazy, but i have to admit it, i've had some very close calls becasue i was rubber necking some hottie on the sidewalk... hope it all works out - way to be a perv! :D __________________ New models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project. Looking for high-quality affordable exclusive content? Check me out at Easton Content for all the details.

10-16-2002, 08:31 PM	#3
XXXPaysiteDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,201	I did the same thing, only I looked over in time to see the stopped car and didn't do any major damage to either vehicle. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-16-2002, 09:17 PM	#7
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Yeah, I live in a small college town. This whole thing just isnt fair. Girls in short shorts biking all over the place. Am I not supposed to look? WTF??? Im too drunk right now to care... but tomorrow when reality comes back, things are going to suck. __________________ Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

10-16-2002, 08:33 PM	#4
RMG Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 542	Call her. Bang her. Get her to drop it all. Leave her.

10-16-2002, 08:34 PM	#5
eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	LOL...man, that sucks. That happened to my dada once...long ago. I actually tapped some girl's rear end (car rear end that is) in order to get her number. It worked...however it didn't "work out" the way I had hoped. Ah well...if I were you OI'd take her out on a date or 2. Try & get her on her back & perhaps even drop the claim. That's what I'd do.

10-16-2002, 09:13 PM	#6
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	man I had so many close calls like that while driving near Boston University, damn that college have some nice bitches

10-16-2002, 10:43 PM	#8
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Send Dank over. He'll take care of her. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

10-17-2002, 12:41 AM	#9
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	What year and model? I need a windshield frame for a CJ __________________

10-17-2002, 01:17 AM	#10
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	CJ ?

10-17-2002, 07:33 AM	#11
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Ha ha ha, that's funny man. I don't know what to tell ya.