Checking out Hotties made me Crash my Jeep
 

I was checking out these two really hot girls on bicycles... when BAM!!! I fucking smash my Jeep into a van sitting there waiting to turn. So fucking embarrassing... I had direct eye contact with one of the hotties, only to realize too late that there was a van waiting to turn. Thank God that the girls kept on riding. I made no mention of them to the police.

The girl in the Van says her neck hurts... and my Jeep is smashed up and had to be towed away. It's hasnt been a good day.


...However! The girl in the Van was giving me that weird smile ugly girls do when they flirt. After giving each other our names and phone numbers, she joked about this being a weird way to get a guys number. (wasnt that line from an Ally McBeal show?)

Maybe I could use this to my advantage some way. Id say she was a 5. If I was drunk and the lights were dim, she could be a 7. Defiantly doable material. Im pretty sure she's 18 because she mentioned college.

Fuck, if I get sued, my insurance company would surely drop me. What to do? :(

LMAO... dude that's crazy, but i have to admit it, i've had some very close calls becasue i was rubber necking some hottie on the sidewalk...

hope it all works out - way to be a perv! :D

I did the same thing, only I looked over in time to see the stopped car and didn't do any major damage to either vehicle.

Call her.
Bang her.
Get her to drop it all.
Leave her.

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LOL...man, that sucks. That happened to my dada once...long ago.

I actually tapped some girl's rear end (car rear end that is) in order to get her number. It worked...however it didn't "work out" the way I had hoped.

Ah well...if I were you OI'd take her out on a date or 2. Try & get her on her back & perhaps even drop the claim. That's what I'd do.

man I had so many close calls like that while driving near Boston University, damn that college have some nice bitches

Yeah, I live in a small college town. This whole thing just isnt fair. Girls in short shorts biking all over the place. Am I not supposed to look? WTF???

Im too drunk right now to care... but tomorrow when reality comes back, things are going to suck.

Send Dank over.
He'll take care of her.

What year and model? I need a windshield frame for a CJ

CJ ?


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Ha ha ha, that's funny man. I don't know what to tell ya.

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