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marketsmart · 05-25-2008, 12:27 AM

cant cook worth a shit? I love food network, especially late night when i am working..

Mutt · 05-25-2008, 12:36 AM

me - i like watching cooking shows, home improvement shows, makeover shows, painting shows, fishing shows etc etc - i don't do any of those things but I enjoy watching how people who do know how to do something display how it's done. i find the shows relaxing too.

Monique Niccole · 05-25-2008, 12:45 AM

I hate to cook, but I love good food pr0n. I'm a foodie, so I love watching someone else whip up something complicated that I know I'm not about to take the time to do.

Daruma · 05-25-2008, 12:48 AM

Iron Chef marathon going on now

marketsmart · 05-25-2008, 12:58 AM

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Iron Chef marathon going on now

yes, i am watching...

marketsmart · 05-25-2008, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

me - i like watching cooking shows, home improvement shows, makeover shows, painting shows, fishing shows etc etc - i don't do any of those things but I enjoy watching how people who do know how to do something display how it's done. i find the shows relaxing too.

you hit the nail on the head for me, i find the above shows relaxing, especially when i am working...

CDSmith · 05-25-2008, 01:53 AM

I watch them sometimes. I cook by winging it mostly, and will never be following any elaborate set of recipes like they do with 20 different ingredients all pre-measured etc, but you do pick up the odd valuable tip once in a while.

There are just certain dishes that I would rather go to a restaurant and order, they're not worth spending 5 hours in the kitchen for.

JamesK · 05-25-2008, 02:04 AM

I love cooking shows. Any show will do but Gordon Ramsey's and Jamie Oliver's shows are excellent.

Can't cook for shit atm but I'm learning. I really like cooking too, but I mostly do it while sitting on a chair cause I'm lazy as fuck and get tired when I stand for longer than 5 minutes

qxm · 05-25-2008, 02:05 AM

I jack off to Rachel Ray ... and to that other chick ... what's her name?? ... Nigela Bites ....after rubbing my magic wand I wash my hands and cook

... these are the chicks:

Nigella:

Rachel:

YEAP... I love FoodNetwork

namemojo · 05-25-2008, 02:06 AM

I can't cook for shit, but wife can. Perfect pair. She loves to cook and I love to watch her and hence, love watching the cooking show. LOL

rowan · 05-25-2008, 04:20 AM

I find woodworking shows very relaxing, even though I'm too clumsy to do anything like that myself. My wife thinks I'm weird.

Monique Niccole · 05-25-2008, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by qxm

I jack off to Rachel Ray ... and to that other chick ... what's her name?? ... Nigela Bites ....after rubbing my magic wand I wash my hands and cook

... these are the chicks:

I can't stand Rachel Ray but I LOVE Nigella. I was telling the BF the other day that Nigella is the sexiest cook on Food Network and for some reason he didn't get it.

I love the way they shoot her shows all soft porn-y like with the soft focus and lingering on her boobs and showing her licking her fingers. Food Network knows exactly what they're doing. You don't see them doing that with the Contessa.

Zuzana Designs · 05-25-2008, 07:47 AM

I watch cooking shows all day while I work lol .. I love to throw in a couple forensic files too.. Or captured and Most Evil. They all relax me... But I LOVE to cook too..

lusciousness · 05-25-2008, 09:58 PM

i love watching cooking shows especially the Everyday Italian and Rachel Ray. I get some tips on cooking from them ;)

VeriSexy · 05-25-2008, 10:08 PM

I do, and I suck at cooking.

payd2purv · 05-25-2008, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

cant cook worth a shit? I love food network, especially late night when i am working..

x2 I am the same way I love restaurants and food and cooking shows but don't like cooking..

Antonio · 05-26-2008, 01:52 AM

I like this guy .. in a non-faggy way .... no, really

CDSmith · 05-26-2008, 03:50 AM

what a bargain.

fisheyecore · 05-26-2008, 04:09 AM

asian food channel for me!

uno · 05-26-2008, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

I like this guy .. in a non-faggy way .... no, really

Bourdain rocks!!!

I also don't think I'd be able to live without Good Eats and its star, Alton Brown. AB has made me a much better cook.

Bdiddy · 05-26-2008, 05:01 AM

My favs:

Bizarre foods
No Reservations
Good eats
and the show with Mario Batali where he's in that rustic style kitchen...cant think of the name

F U S I O N · 05-26-2008, 05:12 AM

I used to leave the food network on in the background while I worked. I can barely even brown toast

I dig Racheal Ray and that one that looks like Natalie Portman. I'd totally hit Paula Dean tho

Its more often sports on tv nowadays

Violetta · 05-26-2008, 07:02 AM

I suck at cooking!

Scott McD · 05-26-2008, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by qxm

Nigella:

Yup she is my fave !!!

MILF

geedub · 05-26-2008, 07:33 AM

i used to love food network til i realized most of the shows suck balls, the cooks use the same techniques, it's all mostly italian style cooking.. not that there is anything wrong with that but i would like to see some other cultures. oh and dont bother mentioning that spanish lady on there, she just adds lime juice and chili to anything and calls it spanish. lol. theres an asian guy on pbs here his show is called quick and easy i think, that shit is sweet, hes quick as hell with a knife

Yngwie · 05-26-2008, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

I can't stand Rachel Ray but I LOVE Nigella. I was telling the BF the other day that Nigella is the sexiest cook on Food Network and for some reason he didn't get it.

I love the way they shoot her shows all soft porn-y like with the soft focus and lingering on her boobs and showing her licking her fingers. Food Network knows exactly what they're doing. You don't see them doing that with the Contessa.

thank fucking christ for that. lol

sniperwolf · 05-26-2008, 08:19 AM

yeah, i love watching cooking shows too!

but at least i know how to cook!

just getting some tips and other ways of cooking and recipes from the shows!

Socks · 05-26-2008, 10:46 AM

I like Molto Mario and Alton Brown (Good Eats)

IllTestYourGirls · 05-26-2008, 10:51 AM

M0nk · 05-26-2008, 11:16 AM

I on´t watch cooking programs.... but I really like to cook!!!

shekinah · 05-26-2008, 09:56 PM

I'm not into cooking, I just eat

Bdiddy · 05-26-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

that chick is hot and i like how she's always rocking cleavage but her arms are very gimpy...like a t-rex

maybe it's just me

rowan · 05-27-2008, 01:03 AM

There's an asian guy on the food network here, I think his name is Martin or something like that? Anyway, I enjoy the show but some of his dishes get a little uncomfortable... like soaking LIVE shrimps in brandy for a few hours, and they're still moving when he throws them into the hot pan...

uno · 05-27-2008, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

My dad is in love with her and I can't say i blame him.

Antonio · 05-27-2008, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

There's an asian guy on the food network here, I think his name is Martin or something like that? Anyway, I enjoy the show but some of his dishes get a little uncomfortable... like soaking LIVE shrimps in brandy for a few hours, and they're still moving when he throws them into the hot pan...

is that the guy with the ponytail? he's a total prick, I hope he gets fucked by a giant shrimp soaked in uber-hot chilly marinade for 6 hours

rowan · 05-27-2008, 03:02 AM

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is that the guy with the ponytail? he's a total prick, I hope he gets fucked by a giant shrimp soaked in uber-hot chilly marinade for 6 hours

No, I don't think this guy ever had a ponytail...

Martin Yan

http://www.yancancook.com/meetthechef.htm

uno · 05-27-2008, 03:20 AM

For anyone born in the 70's or 80's I got one name for you: Pasquale.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-27-2008, 03:21 AM

I watch but I can cook..I just usually don't actually do the recipes on the shows but use them as inspiration to make my own recipes. Most tv chefs on both sides of the Atlantic add too much butter and oil to everything.

I don't mind Rachel Ray though I don't really get her in my face over here which might be annoying if I was in the States. I don't like Nigella much at all and she is a big one for using a whole pack of butter in everything she cooks.

uno · 05-27-2008, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I watch but I can cook..I just usually don't actually do the recipes on the shows but use them as inspiration to make my own recipes. Most tv chefs on both sides of the Atlantic add too much butter and oil to everything.

I don't mind Rachel Ray though I don't really get her in my face over here which might be annoying if I was in the States. I don't like Nigella much at all and she is a big one for using a whole pack of butter in everything she cooks.

There is no such thing as too much butter.

potter · 05-27-2008, 03:46 AM

i can cook. so i just hate watching because it makes me so fucking hungry. and i never have the supplies on hand to cook anything like what the host is cooking.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-27-2008, 04:42 AM

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There is no such thing as too much butter.

tell that to my thighs

uno · 05-27-2008, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

tell that to my thighs

I'd think it would have more to do with your arteries, but whatever floats your boat.

MistressNirvana · 05-27-2008, 04:58 AM

If i start watching cooking shows , ill get hungry , and anyway I'll not be able to cook , so I'll end in a fast food , yukie .

EuroRev_Stacey · 05-27-2008, 07:05 AM

Haven't been a fan of cooking shows as I really have no passion in cooking

HotMeghan_GL · 05-27-2008, 07:11 AM

i don't really get into food network shows (with the exception of unwrapped) but i LOVE top chef.

Monique Niccole · 05-27-2008, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I don't like Nigella much at all and she is a big one for using a whole pack of butter in everything she cooks.

You'd hate Paula Deen then. Just watching her cook is enough to clog your arteries.

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