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JenniDahling · 05-24-2008, 09:04 PM

After that blow to the ribs, I think he's done. Who else is watching the fights????

Jens Van Assterdam · 05-24-2008, 09:04 PM

Is it live right now?

marketsmart · 05-24-2008, 09:09 PM

shit i thought the fight was next weekend...

tell me the scoop please...

Iron Fist · 05-24-2008, 09:18 PM

05-24-2008, 09:33 PM

Tito lost by decision.

Wanderlei won, first round knockout.

I turned it off before the Penn / Sherk fight. Will have to watch that one tomorrow.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-24-2008, 10:09 PM

all around a pretty exciting night.

ya know tito almost pulled it out, i was on the edge of my seat. i hate that big headed cocksucker. and there';s not many fighters i really don't like. anyhow, machida is a machine and toughed it out. that guy is going to do great things in his mma career. i was more stoked for this fight than any of the others really. i'm wondering if we won't see tito wind his fat fucking head in elitexc. he says he has a lot of fighting to do. i'm sure they're looking to pick up some names. with the rough waters they're sitting in, tito might be a name to bring in to up their numbers.

wanderlei i'm happy for. i didn't like seeing him go down to liddell, but chuck DID clearly beat him in that fight. he took out jardine like it was no big thing. we still got a lot of wanderlei to see. good shit. the axe murderer will throw down again.

bj versus sherk was a little bit monotonous, but it ended in a fury. sherk's face took a fucking beating from all those jabs. he just sat there eating them.

i liked watching that new croatian guy reljic toss out the high kicks crocop style. it was an exciting fight to watch. the guy is pretty one dimensional though, and i expect to see him get knocked the fuck out sooner than later.

thaigo silva is making moves too, excited to see where he takes things. he's got game in the cage. another good win for him. takes an asskicking to win with a submission by strikes.

i was happy i didn't miss this event. and to think, i considered not getting this one.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-24-2008, 10:34 PM

Maybe banging Jenna Jameson is making Tito go soft...

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Imortyl Pussycat · 05-24-2008, 10:36 PM

good god, i thought tito would [pull it out on his "last fight" and almost had the hope at the end but, alas, he failed. love how he thanked his "wife, oops i mean ex-wife" at the end.

Porno Dan · 05-24-2008, 10:36 PM

I interviewed Tito before he was real cool, a very humble, nice guy.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-24-2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

good god, i thought tito would [pull it out on his "last fight" and almost had the hope at the end but, alas, he failed. love how he thanked his "wife, oops i mean ex-wife" at the end.

ya i was laughing my ass off when he first thanks girlfriend then immediately after thanks his exwife. what the fuck is up with that?

pamon · 05-25-2008, 12:44 AM

fuck tito... he's beyond his prime... punk his ass outta UFC... go home and bang that STD ridden skank aka Jenna Jameson...

marketsmart · 05-25-2008, 01:10 AM

i was really hoping tito would pull it out.. i dont think a lot of people know this, but UFC has gotten rich by paying fighters shit.. now, i dont mean tito, lidell, silva, hughes, serra, etc.. but the undercards make as little as $1000 a fight for a pay per view undercard..

i can see why tito is pissed with dana white, but i also think he (tito) thinks he is worth more than he is worth. however, lets not forget how he brought a lot of excitement to UFC in the early days.

in any case, now that UFC owns pride and wec, i think the fights are going to keep getting better and better..

speaking of wec, i am pumped to see the pulver/faber fight in the next week....

faber is a great fighter with a lot of skills. it will be interesting to see if he can dominate a UFC guy like jens...

TimBlaze · 05-25-2008, 01:19 AM

tito = cooler than dana

Captain Kawaii · 05-25-2008, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Maybe banging Jenna Jameson is making Tito go soft...

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Jenna looks like an alien....

JenniDahling · 05-25-2008, 01:31 AM

Cracks me up how they kept showing a hot blonde with a hat on right after the fight and while Tito was talking... turned out it was Jamie Presley, not Jenna. WTF

goldflower · 05-25-2008, 06:04 AM

For me Tito been never great fighter. Now when UFC have also fighters from Pride , he dont have chance with fighter from the top !!!

BTW , I dont like him very much because he fuck ....

Drake · 05-25-2008, 07:33 AM

He's never been a great fighter. He chooses opponents he strongly believes he can beat. He'll never have another rematch with Chuck Liddell, because he knows he'll get served yet again.

Doctor Dre · 05-25-2008, 08:25 AM

Fuck Machida... I fucking hate watching him fight. His fight was boring 14 minutes out of 15, almost as bad as Kalib Starne's fight.

P.S. The knee hit him in the liver I think.

CaptainHowdy · 05-25-2008, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Maybe banging Jenna Jameson is making Tito go soft...

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ARGH !

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-25-2008, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Fuck Machida... I fucking hate watching him fight. His fight was boring 14 minutes out of 15, almost as bad as Kalib Starne's fight.

P.S. The knee hit him in the liver I think.

Machida is great to watch. He doesn't run, he simply doesn't get hit. He still stays aggressive while remaining elusive. No one can hit him, no one knows hwo to handle him. He wouldn't be winning so many unanimous deicisions if he didn't remain aggresive. The most boring fight of the night was bj vs sherk in my opinion. what exactly happened there? We watched three rounds of penn and sherk standing in front of each, sherk eating left jabs, and swinging like a fucking retard not hitting anything. and it ended in a fast whooping by bj like we all knew it would. you're going to see machida win a lot more unamimous decisions yet, so get used to it.

NY Jester · 05-25-2008, 09:13 AM

too bad about Tito, he used to be one of the elite..now he's a soft, big mouthed idiot.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-25-2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by NY Jester

too bad about Tito, he used to be one of the elite..now he's a soft, big mouthed idiot.

what do you mean now? he never was anything more than a big mouthed idiot.

notoldschool · 05-25-2008, 09:37 AM

Those that say Tito is done are idiots.

It was a bad match up fighting an elusive karate guy, which Dana wanted.
Ask Bas Rutten what a Liver shot can do to any man.
Hes still very young and has a few years ahead of him.
Machida is a VERY skilled fighter and he couldnt put Tito away.
Tito actually showed some nice submission skills for a ground and pound guy.

Its obvious who doesnt know shit about fighting around here.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-25-2008, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by notoldschool

Those that say Tito is done are idiots.

It was a bad match up fighting an elusive karate guy, which Dana wanted.
Ask Bas Rutten what a Liver shot can do to any man.
Hes still very young and has a few years ahead of him.
Machida is a VERY skilled fighter and he couldnt put Tito away.
Tito actually showed some nice submission skills for a ground and pound guy.

Its obvious who doesnt know shit about fighting around here.

There's no doubt Tito will find himself a comfortable new home soon enough. Did you hear the fans? There's plenty of people who LOVE Tito Ortiz. he's stilla money maker, he still has got plenty of game, and he can still bring a crowd. He would be a great steal for EliteXC if they can afford his contract. They can throw him some duds to pummel the shit out of and make some money from it. They need a couple more big names. they aren't gonna float around on hyping Kimbo forever.

Machida couldn't put away Tito no, but as far as power goes, Machida isn't an overly powerful fighter. What he is, is an incredible skilled and technical karate master. He's hard to hit, and while he stays elusive, he is still aggressively scoring points with strikes. Thats why we're seeing him rack up so many unanimous decisions. I like watching Machida, while a lot of people I guess don't. Comparing Machida's elusiveness to Kalib Starnes straight up trackmeet pussy performance is just stupid...

notoldschool · 05-25-2008, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

I like watching Machida, while a lot of people I guess don't. Comparing Machida's elusiveness to Kalib Starnes straight up trackmeet pussy performance is just stupid...

No doubt, nothing like Kailb. Machida has great skills and is very elusive, as well as being a decievingly strong light heavy. He will find some real problems when he faces a great striker though, which tito is not. I think Dana made the match up knowing Tito would falter against his style.

TimBlaze · 05-25-2008, 11:08 AM

the only ppl who hate tito are on the internet lol every time i either go to a fight or go to a bar to watch a fight ppl like tito

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-25-2008, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBlaze

the only ppl who hate tito are on the internet lol every time i either go to a fight or go to a bar to watch a fight ppl like tito

There's a lot of people who dislike a mouthpiece like Tito. He's not overly popular with anyone I know around here. I think his "support our troops" flagwaving hoorah hoorah gets him a lot of love. Aside from one buddy, the majority of the people I watch the fights with think he's just a mouthpiece. I love seeing mouthpieces get worked.

xxxjay · 05-25-2008, 11:56 AM

Can someone please tell me who Tito has ever beat in his career Thanks

05-25-2008, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Can someone please tell me who Tito has ever beat in his career Thanks

Here is his full record:

http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/f...?FighterID=158

Makes me wonder how these guys make a living when they only fight a few times a year.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-25-2008, 05:13 PM

Jenna Jameson has turned into a succubus...

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05-24-2008, 09:33 PM	#5
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Tito lost by decision. Wanderlei won, first round knockout. I turned it off before the Penn / Sherk fight. Will have to watch that one tomorrow.

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	all around a pretty exciting night. ya know tito almost pulled it out, i was on the edge of my seat. i hate that big headed cocksucker. and there';s not many fighters i really don't like. anyhow, machida is a machine and toughed it out. that guy is going to do great things in his mma career. i was more stoked for this fight than any of the others really. i'm wondering if we won't see tito wind his fat fucking head in elitexc. he says he has a lot of fighting to do. i'm sure they're looking to pick up some names. with the rough waters they're sitting in, tito might be a name to bring in to up their numbers. wanderlei i'm happy for. i didn't like seeing him go down to liddell, but chuck DID clearly beat him in that fight. he took out jardine like it was no big thing. we still got a lot of wanderlei to see. good shit. the axe murderer will throw down again. bj versus sherk was a little bit monotonous, but it ended in a fury. sherk's face took a fucking beating from all those jabs. he just sat there eating them. i liked watching that new croatian guy reljic toss out the high kicks crocop style. it was an exciting fight to watch. the guy is pretty one dimensional though, and i expect to see him get knocked the fuck out sooner than later. thaigo silva is making moves too, excited to see where he takes things. he's got game in the cage. another good win for him. takes an asskicking to win with a submission by strikes. i was happy i didn't miss this event. and to think, i considered not getting this one.

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marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	i was really hoping tito would pull it out.. i dont think a lot of people know this, but UFC has gotten rich by paying fighters shit.. now, i dont mean tito, lidell, silva, hughes, serra, etc.. but the undercards make as little as $1000 a fight for a pay per view undercard.. i can see why tito is pissed with dana white, but i also think he (tito) thinks he is worth more than he is worth. however, lets not forget how he brought a lot of excitement to UFC in the early days. in any case, now that UFC owns pride and wec, i think the fights are going to keep getting better and better.. speaking of wec, i am pumped to see the pulver/faber fight in the next week.... faber is a great fighter with a lot of skills. it will be interesting to see if he can dominate a UFC guy like jens...

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notoldschool Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,687	Those that say Tito is done are idiots. It was a bad match up fighting an elusive karate guy, which Dana wanted. Ask Bas Rutten what a Liver shot can do to any man. Hes still very young and has a few years ahead of him. Machida is a VERY skilled fighter and he couldnt put Tito away. Tito actually showed some nice submission skills for a ground and pound guy. Its obvious who doesnt know shit about fighting around here. __________________ No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture. -- Learned Hand http://www.bjpenn.com

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