Care to eval my site? - GoFuckYourself.com

Tanya · 10-16-2002, 12:35 PM

Earlier somebody posted their new site for everyone to evaluate. mine is My little website

No I am not looking for hits, and 20 pop-ups won't appear. Just looking for a little feedback on what we have done since February.

Thanks in advance!!

Tanya

Alky · 10-16-2002, 12:37 PM

i think the flash is pointless

Calvinguy · 10-16-2002, 12:38 PM

Get rid of the intro

theking · 10-16-2002, 12:40 PM

Ahh, no.

AnnihilaT · 10-16-2002, 12:41 PM

this is hands down one of the worst sites i have ever seen it...

DjSap · 10-16-2002, 12:41 PM

Get rid of the intro, enter page, continue page...on the front page actually put a picture of the wife...you gotta show atleast 5 good quality pics for the customer so he knows what he is getting...

Tanya · 10-16-2002, 12:41 PM

You don't even like the audio to the intro?

zip · 10-16-2002, 12:43 PM

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You must be fit, good looking, drug and disease free, willing to get your picture taken while screwing as well as video taped

Besides of the whole site... this is just plain wrong too....

AnnihilaT · 10-16-2002, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by DjSap
Get rid of the intro, enter page, continue page...

...members section, shitty 871625543211 tiny thumbs that load, fonts, colors, design....hell! Just get rid of the whole thing...Looks like some built the damn thing with "my first website builder" software.

AriaHost · 10-16-2002, 12:47 PM

Loads to slow, get rid of the intro, also there is only text on the intro so if you keep it put some images (dump it anyway), boys wana see pics.

Optimize the site for 800x600 as well, on 1024x768 it's fine.

Too many font types, too much text.

Background is ugly.

Finally after you enter there are frames, noisy banners and again too much text - it gives the filling of an amateur site but it's too amateur it's like the first adult sites...

I am sorry but I hope this will help to build a better site

Alky · 10-16-2002, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by AriaHost
Loads to slow, get rid of the intro, also there is only text on the intro so if you keep it put some images (dump it anyway), boys wana see pics.

Optimize the site for 800x600 as well, on 1024x768 it's fine.

Too many font types, too much text.

Background is ugly.

Finally after you enter there are frames, noisy banners and again too much text - it gives the filling of an amateur site but it's too amateur it's like the first adult sites...

I am sorry but I hope this will help to build a better site

speak for yourself, your Aria Host .com doesnt even fit on 1024x768

Machete_ · 10-16-2002, 12:52 PM

Well.. you got your own STYLE ;-)

1 - The audio is not good.. the surfer cant surf at work it there is sound on the page...
2 - Dident want to look at the pics... the intro and the rest of the confusing design made me want to run away... get rid of all the crap, and post some pice... people dont want intros.. they want porn....
3 - Great design dont come overnight... make small corrections every day... and remember to update OFTEN !!!
4 - Have a plan with you desigm.. "before you design - decide"
Show os what you got, ad remove all the crap

Brown Bear · 10-16-2002, 12:52 PM

There is so much wrong with your site I wouldn't even know where to begin.

AriaHost · 10-16-2002, 12:55 PM

Alky - our site does fit on 1024x768, did I ask you to review it?

LUCL0NELY · 10-16-2002, 12:57 PM

fucking sux... delete the whole thing and hire AMP ate your Head to design you 1 . it's a little overprice but it's worth it.

theking · 10-16-2002, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by AriaHost
Alky - our site does fit on 1024x768, did I ask you to review it?

You are right, it does.

Tanya · 10-16-2002, 12:59 PM

Wow. ok. Thank you.

LUCL0NELY · 10-16-2002, 12:59 PM

AriaHost, you better fix your site man, it cannot be displayed in 1280*786 something like that . I can not see shit on your site.

hitman699 · 10-16-2002, 01:08 PM

Fucking aweful. who the hell would join a site where you can't even see what the chick looks like. White girl fucks black man only goes so far. start over completly the whole thing needs to go. If your afraid of people seeing your face don't do porn..

AriaHost · 10-16-2002, 01:11 PM

LUCL0NELY - Thanks

but it seems ok on my side what browser do you use?

JamesK · 10-16-2002, 01:21 PM

lmfao that design is shit!

Eric · 10-16-2002, 01:25 PM

Are you all seriously forgetting the first web site you ever built. Why don't we stick to the constructive stuff and leave the slams for the children. I mean it takes a lot of guts to come in here and ask for help and you guys just slammed her.

Machete_ · 10-16-2002, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by LUCL0NELY
AriaHost, you better fix your site man, it cannot be displayed in 1280*786 something like that . I can not see shit on your site.

Done hunting Pink'os? I dont have problem in 1024x768 - 800x600 - 1600x1200... what page is that is fucked when you look at it... let try to help the dude

Tanya · 10-16-2002, 01:36 PM

That's ok Eric. Thanks anyway. I did ask for honest opinions. I should probably quit while I am ahead.

Thank you all again for your help.

Tanya..

Easton · 10-16-2002, 01:39 PM

clean it up a lot... and ditch the intro, we know why we're there.

lose all the fonts and colors, it looks like a high school webpage project your kid did about his mommy's swinging life...

and put up a few decent pics, not 8 million dots that you pass off as pics...

then when in MTL, look us up, we'll fuck you...

- the HFGB crew -

Machete_ · 10-16-2002, 01:42 PM

nnnnoooonononononon... dont quit - LEARN..
Its Tough Love... maby just TOUGH

but dont quit beceuse somone dont like your first site.... fix it up and when you are done, fix it up againd... when that is done, go back again adnd fix it one more time.. THEN come back and let us se it.. but try to poist it in the "newbie" section Webmaster Q & Fuckin' A is the section called

Tanya · 10-16-2002, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by ebus_dk
nnnnoooonononononon... dont quit - LEARN..
Its Tough Love... maby just TOUGH but dont quit beceuse somone dont like your first site.... fix it up and when you are done, fix it up againd... when that is done, go back again adnd fix it one more time.. THEN come back and let us se it.. but try to poist it in the "newbie" section Webmaster Q & Fuckin' A is the section called

Uuuuuggg. It's kinda hard to ignore 95% saying to "dump it" and don't ever try again, lol..

I guess everyone did much better on their first try.

AriaHost · 10-16-2002, 01:55 PM

Tanya

Don't give up so fast!

You got here some good advice, use it...
Also I recommend you looking on some other private amateur sites and see what others have made, don't copy just get a better picture about how to design, when to use text, when to use images etc...

Good luck anyway.

Machete_ · 10-16-2002, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Tanya

Uuuuuggg. It's kinda hard to ignore 95% saying to "dump it" and don't ever try again, lol..

I guess everyone did much better on their first try.

no they dident.. .they just chose to "forget" ... its like the old guys brag about how strong they were when they were young.. every year they add 5 pounds to what they could benchpress.
Like i said.. WORK with it... get your own idear and go with that...

Pipecrew · 10-16-2002, 02:00 PM

eric's right!

Your site isnt too bad, I bet people will join it cause its very amateurish looking, I would lose some of the video length, might cost you big in the long run, sharing 10 8mb movies can be costly

Catalinas · 10-16-2002, 02:51 PM

Tanya, I can help you with your site, but really only if it can show you. You're an attractive gal, so why not show it? Anyhow, if you want, you can icq me at 86215052 or email me at catalina at clubcatalina.com I can help you do alot with your site ; )

Catalina

Machete_ · 10-16-2002, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Catalinas
Tanya, I can help you with your site, but really only if it can show you. You're an attractive gal, so why not show it? Anyhow, if you want, you can icq me at 86215052 or email me at catalina at clubcatalina.com I can help you do alot with your site ; )

Catalina

oh my god... you go straight to the point at your site... dead smack on the frontpage.. live XXX video... so small blurry shit, just full speed ahead

beemk · 10-16-2002, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by AriaHost
Loads to slow

i bet that wouldnt have happened if she went with AriaHost would it?

Catalinas · 10-16-2002, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk

oh my god... you go straight to the point at your site... dead smack on the frontpage.. live XXX video... so small blurry shit, just full speed ahead

AaronM · 10-16-2002, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by AnnihilaT
this is hands down one of the worst sites i have ever seen it...

Amen.

pine · 10-16-2002, 10:25 PM

It's a memory hog. Too much info, graphics, tables and frames crammed on to one page. Use animated graphics, especially gifs, sparingly. Take some time to surf other sites yourselves.

Don't get discouraged by this response. You have asked for a review from the toughest possible critics. Most of the guys and gals on this board run multiple sites. They see hundreds of sites and designs daily. And not one of them told you to go fuck yourself...consider that a victory of sorts.

p.s - get rid of the exit pop-up asking to sign the guestbook. Use it for a toplist or something.

UnseenWorld · 10-16-2002, 11:00 PM

Everybody loves Flash but the surfer. I don't even have to see or hear it. Get rid of it because it will automatically cause a large part of the surfer population to hit their BACK button.

UnseenWorld · 10-16-2002, 11:05 PM

Now that I've seen the site, leave the Flash.

10-16-2002, 12:35 PM	#1
Tanya Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 36	Care to eval my site? Earlier somebody posted their new site for everyone to evaluate. mine is My little website No I am not looking for hits, and 20 pop-ups won't appear. Just looking for a little feedback on what we have done since February. Thanks in advance!! Tanya

10-16-2002, 12:40 PM	#4
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10-16-2002, 12:41 PM	#5
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10-16-2002, 12:52 PM	#13
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10-16-2002, 12:55 PM	#14
AriaHost Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 38	Alky - our site does fit on 1024x768, did I ask you to review it? __________________ <a href="http://www.ariahost.com"><img src="http://www.ariahost.com/images/aria-host-120x60-0.gif"></a>

10-16-2002, 12:37 PM	#2
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	i think the flash is pointless

10-16-2002, 12:38 PM	#3
Calvinguy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: European Union Posts: 1,752	Get rid of the intro

10-16-2002, 12:41 PM	#6
DjSap Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,869	Get rid of the intro, enter page, continue page...on the front page actually put a picture of the wife...you gotta show atleast 5 good quality pics for the customer so he knows what he is getting...

10-16-2002, 12:47 PM	#10
AriaHost Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 38	Loads to slow, get rid of the intro, also there is only text on the intro so if you keep it put some images (dump it anyway), boys wana see pics. Optimize the site for 800x600 as well, on 1024x768 it's fine. Too many font types, too much text. Background is ugly. Finally after you enter there are frames, noisy banners and again too much text - it gives the filling of an amateur site but it's too amateur it's like the first adult sites... I am sorry but I hope this will help to build a better site

10-16-2002, 12:52 PM	#12
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	Well.. you got your own STYLE ;-) 1 - The audio is not good.. the surfer cant surf at work it there is sound on the page... 2 - Dident want to look at the pics... the intro and the rest of the confusing design made me want to run away... get rid of all the crap, and post some pice... people dont want intros.. they want porn.... 3 - Great design dont come overnight... make small corrections every day... and remember to update OFTEN !!! 4 - Have a plan with you desigm.. "before you design - decide" Show os what you got, ad remove all the crap

10-16-2002, 12:57 PM	#15
LUCL0NELY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: AZN KLAN'S MAIN LAND Posts: 1,527	fucking sux... delete the whole thing and hire AMP ate your Head to design you 1 . it's a little overprice but it's worth it.

10-16-2002, 12:59 PM	#17
Tanya Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 36	Wow. ok. Thank you.

10-16-2002, 01:08 PM	#19
hitman699 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 159	Fucking aweful. who the hell would join a site where you can't even see what the chick looks like. White girl fucks black man only goes so far. start over completly the whole thing needs to go. If your afraid of people seeing your face don't do porn..

10-16-2002, 01:11 PM	#20
AriaHost Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 38	LUCL0NELY - Thanks but it seems ok on my side what browser do you use? __________________ <a href="http://www.ariahost.com"><img src="http://www.ariahost.com/images/aria-host-120x60-0.gif"></a>

10-16-2002, 01:21 PM	#21
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	lmfao that design is shit! __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

10-16-2002, 01:25 PM	#22
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Are you all seriously forgetting the first web site you ever built. Why don't we stick to the constructive stuff and leave the slams for the children. I mean it takes a lot of guts to come in here and ask for help and you guys just slammed her. __________________ No One

10-16-2002, 01:36 PM	#24
Tanya Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 36	That's ok Eric. Thanks anyway. I did ask for honest opinions. I should probably quit while I am ahead. Thank you all again for your help. Tanya..

10-16-2002, 01:39 PM	#25
Easton Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 9,825	clean it up a lot... and ditch the intro, we know why we're there. lose all the fonts and colors, it looks like a high school webpage project your kid did about his mommy's swinging life... and put up a few decent pics, not 8 million dots that you pass off as pics... then when in MTL, look us up, we'll fuck you... - the HFGB crew - __________________ New models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project. Looking for high-quality affordable exclusive content? Check me out at Easton Content for all the details.

10-16-2002, 01:42 PM	#26
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	nnnnoooonononononon... dont quit - LEARN.. Its Tough Love... maby just TOUGH but dont quit beceuse somone dont like your first site.... fix it up and when you are done, fix it up againd... when that is done, go back again adnd fix it one more time.. THEN come back and let us se it.. but try to poist it in the "newbie" section Webmaster Q & Fuckin' A is the section called

10-16-2002, 01:55 PM	#28
AriaHost Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 38	Tanya Don't give up so fast! You got here some good advice, use it... Also I recommend you looking on some other private amateur sites and see what others have made, don't copy just get a better picture about how to design, when to use text, when to use images etc... Good luck anyway. __________________ <a href="http://www.ariahost.com"><img src="http://www.ariahost.com/images/aria-host-120x60-0.gif"></a>

10-16-2002, 02:00 PM	#30
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	eric's right! Your site isnt too bad, I bet people will join it cause its very amateurish looking, I would lose some of the video length, might cost you big in the long run, sharing 10 8mb movies can be costly

10-16-2002, 02:51 PM	#31
Catalinas Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 346	Tanya, I can help you with your site, but really only if it can show you. You're an attractive gal, so why not show it? Anyhow, if you want, you can icq me at 86215052 or email me at catalina at clubcatalina.com I can help you do alot with your site ; ) Catalina

10-16-2002, 10:25 PM	#36
pine Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Falls, eh Posts: 1,373	It's a memory hog. Too much info, graphics, tables and frames crammed on to one page. Use animated graphics, especially gifs, sparingly. Take some time to surf other sites yourselves. Don't get discouraged by this response. You have asked for a review from the toughest possible critics. Most of the guys and gals on this board run multiple sites. They see hundreds of sites and designs daily. And not one of them told you to go fuck yourself...consider that a victory of sorts. p.s - get rid of the exit pop-up asking to sign the guestbook. Use it for a toplist or something. __________________ unattended error: ID 10 T. Check connection between keyboard and chair. Last edited by pine; 10-16-2002 at 10:27 PM..

10-16-2002, 11:00 PM	#37
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	Everybody loves Flash but the surfer. I don't even have to see or hear it. Get rid of it because it will automatically cause a large part of the surfer population to hit their BACK button. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-16-2002, 11:05 PM	#38
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	Now that I've seen the site, leave the Flash. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.