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05-21-2008, 11:07 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2007
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FACT: If you report a crime, you = prime suspect
I was walking in Lost Creek. My dog found a gun and some porno mags.
I called the police about the gun. And they hounded me for the next two weeks. I did not touch the gun or the magazines. Don't report crimes! |
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05-21-2008, 11:24 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
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i would have kept the gun...filed it down ala csi miami and had a new gun
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05-21-2008, 01:07 PM
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Porn Meister
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No need to be afraid. Just be aware that if you report something, you will need to set the day aside to answer questions about it.
Whats next, dont help someone bleeding to death because it'll throw off your whole day? Just do the right thing.
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05-21-2008, 01:08 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Did you rub one out to the mags?
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05-21-2008, 01:09 PM
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salad tossing sig guy
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com
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you forgot to mention they did find your DNA inside the body that was also left at the scene
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05-22-2008, 05:18 PM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Location: Cowtown, USA
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I would have used the gun in a killing spree..
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05-22-2008, 05:21 PM
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Los Angeles
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You are lucky they didn't see your Bin Laden avatar.
ROFL!
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05-22-2008, 05:21 PM
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(felis madjewicus)
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Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement
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last time I tried helping the cops it wound up costing me over $600 in lost work, I had to sit ona fucking greyhound for 24 hours, and in they end they didn't even need me. From now on the cops get no cooperation from me.
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05-22-2008, 05:45 PM
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GFY's Halfpint
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