FACT: If you report a crime, you = prime suspect

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  • Celeb Fan
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2007
    • 250
    #1

    FACT: If you report a crime, you = prime suspect

    I was walking in Lost Creek. My dog found a gun and some porno mags.

    I called the police about the gun. And they hounded me for the next two weeks.

    I did not touch the gun or the magazines.



    Don't report crimes!
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    • Phoenix
      BACON BACON BACON
      • Nov 2002
      • 35475
      #2
      i would have kept the gun...filed it down ala csi miami and had a new gun
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        • Tom_PM
          Porn Meister
          • Feb 2005
          • 16443
          #3
          No need to be afraid. Just be aware that if you report something, you will need to set the day aside to answer questions about it.

          Whats next, dont help someone bleeding to death because it'll throw off your whole day?

          Just do the right thing.
          43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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            • Dirty F
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2001
              • 59204
              #4
              Did you rub one out to the mags?

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                • mrthumbs
                  salad tossing sig guy
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 11702
                  #5
                  you forgot to mention they did find your DNA inside the body that was also left at the scene

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                    • V_RocKs
                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 32448
                      #6
                      I would have used the gun in a killing spree..

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                        • tiger
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 6986
                          #7
                          You are lucky they didn't see your Bin Laden avatar.

                          ROFL!

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                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                              (felis madjewicus)
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 20368
                              #8
                              last time I tried helping the cops it wound up costing me over $600 in lost work, I had to sit ona fucking greyhound for 24 hours, and in they end they didn't even need me. From now on the cops get no cooperation from me.

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                                • halfpint
                                  GFY's Halfpint
                                  • Jun 2007
                                  • 15223
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Dirty F
                                  Did you rub one out to the mags?

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