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421Fill · 10-13-2002, 12:30 PM

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest replied! But I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . . that phrase . . . in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:

"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,

"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"

LOL, I just thought it was funnay and wanted to share.

Libertine · 10-13-2002, 12:32 PM

lol
that one is pretty funny actually

athena · 10-13-2002, 12:33 PM

That was funny

mjrools23 · 10-13-2002, 12:48 PM

XXXManager · 10-13-2002, 01:03 PM

Ho god all mighty

pine · 10-13-2002, 01:13 PM

Two liberals are walking down the street, when they come upon a man lying in a ditch, badly beaten.

"Oh my god!", says the first liberal. "That's terrible! We must find the person who did this!"

"You're right," says the second liberal..."He needs help."

421Fill · 10-13-2002, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by pine

Two liberals are walking down the street, when they come upon a man lying in a ditch, badly beaten.

"Oh my god!", says the first liberal. "That's terrible! We must find the person who did this!"

"You're right," says the second liberal..."He needs help."

too funny. LOL

DatsMyStapler · 10-13-2002, 03:50 PM

Three young dogs are frolicing around town.
One "pretty boy" golden retriever, one "handsome" black lab and one "cocky little"chihuahua.
They happen upon a beautiful female French Poodle and all three intantly fall in love.
They all approach her and start trying to win her favor, asking her out and using their best pick up lines.
Knowing that she's got all three of them wrapped around her finger she offers them a proposition.
She says," We'll have a contest. The first one of you who can use the words liver and cheese together in an intelligent sentance can have a date with me."
So the pretty boy golden retriever steps forward, with his golden locks flowing and says, "I love liver and cheese."
The female responds, "That didnt take much intelligence at all. Whos next?
The "handsome" black lab then steps forward and says, "I hate liver and cheese."
Again the female responds, "That wasnt very intelligent either, especially since it wasnt much different from what the retreiver said."
So the Chihuahua steps forward and puts one arm around the pretty female and extends the other one out in front of the two male dogs, says, "Oye, Liver alone, Cheese mine!" And walks off with the female.

Manny The Freak · 10-15-2002, 06:25 AM

After the death of the Jones`family pet the youngest member of the family decides that the pet must be replaced by one that will live longer. He goes to the nearby pet store and picks out a beautiful parrot. The store owner warns him about the parrot`s foul language which was picked up when he lived in a local brothel he tells the store owner not to worry because he will teach the parrot better words. To avoid any problems he puts a cover around the cage, sets it on the kitchen table and goes to get some crackers. Upon leaving his sisters enter the kitchen and lift the cover to see what was in the cage, the parrot looks around and says new brothel ,new whores i guess iI will like this place the daughters get appauled and leave the room. Next the young mans mother walks in the kitchen and does the same the parrot says new brothel new whores new madam i guess i will like this palce. The mother gets very appauled and leaves. Next the young man comes in the kitchen and the parrot says new brothel new whores new madam new pimp i guess I will like this place, the son gets very appauled and says that he will get rid of him. Next the father of the family comes in the kitchen and lifts the cover to reveal the bird and just as before the parrot says new brothel new whores new madam new pimp but harry is the same old harry I know and love.

KingK7 · 10-15-2002, 08:03 AM

RMG · 10-15-2002, 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by KingK7

Holy crap...cyberthrill is STILL in business? Now THAT is funny!

RedShoe · 10-15-2002, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by Manny The Freak
After the death of the Jones`family pet the youngest member of the family decides that the pet must be replaced by one that will live longer. He goes to the nearby pet store and picks out a beautiful parrot. The store owner warns him about the parrot`s foul language which was picked up when he lived in a local brothel he tells the store owner not to worry because he will teach the parrot better words. To avoid any problems he puts a cover around the cage, sets it on the kitchen table and goes to get some crackers. Upon leaving his sisters enter the kitchen and lift the cover to see what was in the cage, the parrot looks around and says new brothel ,new whores i guess iI will like this place the daughters get appauled and leave the room. Next the young mans mother walks in the kitchen and does the same the parrot says new brothel new whores new madam i guess i will like this palce. The mother gets very appauled and leaves. Next the young man comes in the kitchen and the parrot says new brothel new whores new madam new pimp i guess I will like this place, the son gets very appauled and says that he will get rid of him. Next the father of the family comes in the kitchen and lifts the cover to reveal the bird and just as before the parrot says new brothel new whores new madam new pimp but harry is the same old harry I know and love.

Help. I need an assist. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think I understand it. And I even read it several times.

Rex · 10-15-2002, 11:00 AM

That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing

10-13-2002, 12:30 PM	#1
421Fill Super Mario Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Swenson's Avatar Posts: 19,418	A funny joke I just got... A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest replied! But I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . . that phrase . . . in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!" LOL, I just thought it was funnay and wanted to share. __________________ RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

10-13-2002, 12:32 PM	#2
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pine Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Falls, eh Posts: 1,373	Two liberals are walking down the street, when they come upon a man lying in a ditch, badly beaten. "Oh my god!", says the first liberal. "That's terrible! We must find the person who did this!" "You're right," says the second liberal..."He needs help." __________________ unattended error: ID 10 T. Check connection between keyboard and chair.

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DatsMyStapler Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 125	Three young dogs are frolicing around town. One "pretty boy" golden retriever, one "handsome" black lab and one "cocky little"chihuahua. They happen upon a beautiful female French Poodle and all three intantly fall in love. They all approach her and start trying to win her favor, asking her out and using their best pick up lines. Knowing that she's got all three of them wrapped around her finger she offers them a proposition. She says," We'll have a contest. The first one of you who can use the words liver and cheese together in an intelligent sentance can have a date with me." So the pretty boy golden retriever steps forward, with his golden locks flowing and says, "I love liver and cheese." The female responds, "That didnt take much intelligence at all. Whos next? The "handsome" black lab then steps forward and says, "I hate liver and cheese." Again the female responds, "That wasnt very intelligent either, especially since it wasnt much different from what the retreiver said." So the Chihuahua steps forward and puts one arm around the pretty female and extends the other one out in front of the two male dogs, says, "Oye, Liver alone, Cheese mine!" And walks off with the female. __________________ SexyListX.com

10-15-2002, 06:25 AM	#9
Manny The Freak Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Everywhere. Posts: 1,506	After the death of the Jones`family pet the youngest member of the family decides that the pet must be replaced by one that will live longer. He goes to the nearby pet store and picks out a beautiful parrot. The store owner warns him about the parrot`s foul language which was picked up when he lived in a local brothel he tells the store owner not to worry because he will teach the parrot better words. To avoid any problems he puts a cover around the cage, sets it on the kitchen table and goes to get some crackers. Upon leaving his sisters enter the kitchen and lift the cover to see what was in the cage, the parrot looks around and says new brothel ,new whores i guess iI will like this place the daughters get appauled and leave the room. Next the young mans mother walks in the kitchen and does the same the parrot says new brothel new whores new madam i guess i will like this palce. The mother gets very appauled and leaves. Next the young man comes in the kitchen and the parrot says new brothel new whores new madam new pimp i guess I will like this place, the son gets very appauled and says that he will get rid of him. Next the father of the family comes in the kitchen and lifts the cover to reveal the bird and just as before the parrot says new brothel new whores new madam new pimp but harry is the same old harry I know and love. __________________

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Rex Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: ohio Posts: 2,241	That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing __________________ I don't own RexMag anymore.