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Originally posted by Manny The Freak
After the death of the Jones`family pet the youngest member of the family decides that the pet must be replaced by one that will live longer. He goes to the nearby pet store and picks out a beautiful parrot. The store owner warns him about the parrot`s foul language which was picked up when he lived in a local brothel he tells the store owner not to worry because he will teach the parrot better words. To avoid any problems he puts a cover around the cage, sets it on the kitchen table and goes to get some crackers. Upon leaving his sisters enter the kitchen and lift the cover to see what was in the cage, the parrot looks around and says new brothel ,new whores i guess iI will like this place the daughters get appauled and leave the room. Next the young mans mother walks in the kitchen and does the same the parrot says new brothel new whores new madam i guess i will like this palce. The mother gets very appauled and leaves. Next the young man comes in the kitchen and the parrot says new brothel new whores new madam new pimp i guess I will like this place, the son gets very appauled and says that he will get rid of him. Next the father of the family comes in the kitchen and lifts the cover to reveal the bird and just as before the parrot says new brothel new whores new madam new pimp but harry is the same old harry I know and love.
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Help. I need an assist. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think I understand it. And I even read it several times.