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Three young dogs are frolicing around town.
One "pretty boy" golden retriever, one "handsome" black lab and one "cocky little"chihuahua.
They happen upon a beautiful female French Poodle and all three intantly fall in love.
They all approach her and start trying to win her favor, asking her out and using their best pick up lines.
Knowing that she's got all three of them wrapped around her finger she offers them a proposition.
She says," We'll have a contest. The first one of you who can use the words liver and cheese together in an intelligent sentance can have a date with me."
So the pretty boy golden retriever steps forward, with his golden locks flowing and says, "I love liver and cheese."
The female responds, "That didnt take much intelligence at all. Whos next?
The "handsome" black lab then steps forward and says, "I hate liver and cheese."
Again the female responds, "That wasnt very intelligent either, especially since it wasnt much different from what the retreiver said."
So the Chihuahua steps forward and puts one arm around the pretty female and extends the other one out in front of the two male dogs, says, "Oye, Liver alone, Cheese mine!" And walks off with the female.
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