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05-06-2008, 11:31 AM
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From here I am the reverend (PIC)
I had a few drinks one night and offered to get ordained so I could perform a vow renewal ceremony for some friends.
My official title is: Evangelist - Doctor of Motivation I got a kit (below) with the following Clergy lanyard (to get me into clubs lol) Clergy Membership Card Parking pass for my car (some places give free parking to clergy) Ministers handbook for ceremonies Some marriage, vow renewal, baptism and declaration of love certificates Official Seals for above certificates A CD (which I haven't played yet) A Textbook A final exam I must complete The ordination was free, but the above kit cost me $120 which I gladly sprung for. Sometimes you just have to do something unusual  I am available for baptisms, marriages, gay marriages and vow renewals but please book early. 
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05-06-2008, 11:35 AM
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I've seen all of this with my own eyes... I've held the certificates...
I wish I was a minister now too lol |
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05-06-2008, 11:38 AM
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Pounding Googlebot
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Do they have an affiliate program?
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05-06-2008, 11:40 AM
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Hah! That's awesome!
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05-06-2008, 11:48 AM
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That's awesome, Brad. The "Mind Motivation" book looks interesting. lol
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05-06-2008, 11:53 AM
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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05-06-2008, 11:54 AM
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2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
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You should start a cult!
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05-06-2008, 11:58 AM
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www.EngineFood.com
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wtg Rev. Gosse
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05-06-2008, 11:59 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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seems a tough achievement...
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05-06-2008, 12:08 PM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Even got a Star Book , WOW
All I can say is, Amen Rev Gosse 
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05-06-2008, 12:44 PM
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Gotta admit that was the first thing crossed my mind, but actually reading it made me laugh out loud. People at the office think html cracks me up now.
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05-06-2008, 01:39 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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me too, 'church of the healing light' have performed a wedding. -bmb
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05-06-2008, 01:41 PM
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Please & thank you. I proposed & Marina accepted. I am booking my flight to Canada now
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05-06-2008, 01:44 PM
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Doin fine
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Brad you and I are now co Reverends of the same Church. If you did not read the full contract you signed you may have missed the footnote about fellow clergymen are entitled to free services performed by other reverends. Ill send you a hard drive later today that I need all encoded over to h.264 mp4 at 1.5mpbs thanks Rev!
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05-06-2008, 01:45 PM
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Thanks for that my holiness!!
LOL
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05-06-2008, 01:45 PM
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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05-06-2008, 01:46 PM
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Pounding Googlebot
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05-06-2008, 01:47 PM
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Welcome to the gang.. I have been a reverand for about 8 yrs now...
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05-06-2008, 01:51 PM
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Me too. I've married 3 friends already.
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05-06-2008, 02:04 PM
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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05-06-2008, 06:08 PM
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05-06-2008, 06:17 PM
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congrats Reverend
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05-06-2008, 06:27 PM
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Spread The Pink!
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Welcome to the family! I, too, am a ULC minister. I've officiated several weddings, as well.
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05-06-2008, 06:35 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Congrats Padre
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05-06-2008, 06:36 PM
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can you do exorcisms?
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