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Brad Gosse 05-06-2008 11:31 AM

From here I am the reverend (PIC)
 
I had a few drinks one night and offered to get ordained so I could perform a vow renewal ceremony for some friends.

My official title is: Evangelist - Doctor of Motivation

I got a kit (below) with the following

Clergy lanyard (to get me into clubs lol)
Clergy Membership Card
Parking pass for my car (some places give free parking to clergy)
Ministers handbook for ceremonies
Some marriage, vow renewal, baptism and declaration of love certificates
Official Seals for above certificates
A CD (which I haven't played yet)
A Textbook
A final exam I must complete

The ordination was free, but the above kit cost me $120 which I gladly sprung for. Sometimes you just have to do something unusual :)

I am available for baptisms, marriages, gay marriages and vow renewals but please book early.

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Megan Essog 05-06-2008 11:35 AM

I've seen all of this with my own eyes... I've held the certificates...

I wish I was a minister now too lol

WiredGuy 05-06-2008 11:38 AM

Do they have an affiliate program?
WG

payd2purv 05-06-2008 11:40 AM

Hah! That's awesome!

lesbodojo 05-06-2008 11:48 AM

That's awesome, Brad. The "Mind Motivation" book looks interesting. lol

O MARINA 05-06-2008 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Gosse (Post 14155938)
Sometimes you just have to do something unusual :)

I am available for baptisms, marriages, gay marriages and vow renewals but please book early.




Do you have any references yet ;)

Wizzo 05-06-2008 11:54 AM

You should start a cult! :pimp

Relentless 05-06-2008 11:58 AM

wtg Rev. Gosse

sniperwolf 05-06-2008 11:59 AM

seems a tough achievement... :upsidedow

JFK 05-06-2008 12:08 PM

Even got a Star Book , WOW:thumbsup:thumbsup
All I can say is, Amen Rev Gosse:winkwink:

MediaGuy 05-06-2008 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14155962)
Do they have an affiliate program?
WG

:lol:

Gotta admit that was the first thing crossed my mind, but actually reading it made me laugh out loud.

People at the office think html cracks me up now.

Grapesoda 05-06-2008 01:39 PM

me too, 'church of the healing light' have performed a wedding. -bmb

AZSarah 05-06-2008 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14156035)
Do you have any references yet ;)

Alo Brad... we would like you to marry us.
Please & thank you.
I proposed & Marina accepted. I am booking my flight to Canada now:thumbsup

stickyfingerz 05-06-2008 01:44 PM

Brad you and I are now co Reverends of the same Church. If you did not read the full contract you signed you may have missed the footnote about fellow clergymen are entitled to free services performed by other reverends. Ill send you a hard drive later today that I need all encoded over to h.264 mp4 at 1.5mpbs thanks Rev! :winkwink::winkwink::thumbsup

carol.prime 05-06-2008 01:45 PM

Thanks for that my holiness!! :) LOL

O MARINA 05-06-2008 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14156517)
Alo Brad... we would like you to marry us.
Please & thank you.
I proposed & Marina accepted. I am booking my flight to Canada now:thumbsup








I do young honey I do


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WiredGuy 05-06-2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14156517)
I proposed & Marina accepted. I am booking my flight to Canada now:thumbsup

That's hot.
WG

RevSand 05-06-2008 01:47 PM

Welcome to the gang.. I have been a reverand for about 8 yrs now...

Altheon 05-06-2008 01:51 PM

Me too. I've married 3 friends already. :)

O MARINA 05-06-2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14156547)
That's hot.
WG



You can read more about this by purchasing her new book about me
called 'Ruble to Porno'

Brad Gosse 05-06-2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14156517)
Alo Brad... we would like you to marry us.
Please & thank you.
I proposed & Marina accepted. I am booking my flight to Canada now:thumbsup

Just tell me where to be and I will show up to marry you both ;)

tony286 05-06-2008 06:17 PM

congrats Reverend

Halcyon 05-06-2008 06:27 PM

Welcome to the family! I, too, am a ULC minister. I've officiated several weddings, as well.

Spunky 05-06-2008 06:35 PM

Congrats Padre

aico 05-06-2008 06:36 PM

can you do exorcisms?


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