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  • Brad Gosse
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 2616
    #1

    From here I am the reverend (PIC)

    I had a few drinks one night and offered to get ordained so I could perform a vow renewal ceremony for some friends.

    My official title is: Evangelist - Doctor of Motivation

    I got a kit (below) with the following

    Clergy lanyard (to get me into clubs lol)
    Clergy Membership Card
    Parking pass for my car (some places give free parking to clergy)
    Ministers handbook for ceremonies
    Some marriage, vow renewal, baptism and declaration of love certificates
    Official Seals for above certificates
    A CD (which I haven't played yet)
    A Textbook
    A final exam I must complete

    The ordination was free, but the above kit cost me $120 which I gladly sprung for. Sometimes you just have to do something unusual

    I am available for baptisms, marriages, gay marriages and vow renewals but please book early.

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    • Megan Essog
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2008
      • 250
      #2
      I've seen all of this with my own eyes... I've held the certificates...

      I wish I was a minister now too lol


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        • WiredGuy
          Pounding Googlebot
          • Aug 2002
          • 34513
          #3
          Do they have an affiliate program?
          WG
          I play with Google.

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            • payd2purv
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2008
              • 2727
              #4
              Hah! That's awesome!

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                • lesbodojo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 2839
                  #5
                  That's awesome, Brad. The "Mind Motivation" book looks interesting. lol
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                    • O MARINA
                      I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 13794
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Brad Gosse
                      Sometimes you just have to do something unusual

                      I am available for baptisms, marriages, gay marriages and vow renewals but please book early.



                      Do you have any references yet ;)

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                        • Wizzo
                          2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                          • Nov 2000
                          • 15224
                          #7
                          You should start a cult!
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                            • Relentless
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                              • Aug 2006
                              • 5697
                              #8
                              wtg Rev. Gosse


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                                • sniperwolf
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 17743
                                  #9
                                  seems a tough achievement...
                                  ~Accepting design works~

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                                    • JFK
                                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 67369
                                      #10
                                      Even got a Star Book , WOW
                                      All I can say is, Amen Rev Gosse

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                                        • MediaGuy
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                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 5500
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                          Do they have an affiliate program?
                                          WG
                                          :lol:

                                          Gotta admit that was the first thing crossed my mind, but actually reading it made me laugh out loud.

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                                            • Grapesoda
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 46234
                                              #12
                                              me too, 'church of the healing light' have performed a wedding. -bmb

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                                                • AZSarah
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                  • 1651
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by O MARINA
                                                  Do you have any references yet ;)
                                                  Alo Brad... we would like you to marry us.
                                                  Please & thank you.
                                                  I proposed & Marina accepted. I am booking my flight to Canada now
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                                                    • stickyfingerz
                                                      Doin fine
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24984
                                                      #14
                                                      Brad you and I are now co Reverends of the same Church. If you did not read the full contract you signed you may have missed the footnote about fellow clergymen are entitled to free services performed by other reverends. Ill send you a hard drive later today that I need all encoded over to h.264 mp4 at 1.5mpbs thanks Rev!

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                                                        • carol.prime
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 6960
                                                          #15
                                                          Thanks for that my holiness!! LOL
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                                                            • O MARINA
                                                              I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 13794
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                                              Alo Brad... we would like you to marry us.
                                                              Please & thank you.
                                                              I proposed & Marina accepted. I am booking my flight to Canada now







                                                              I do young honey I do


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                                                                • WiredGuy
                                                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 34513
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                                                  I proposed & Marina accepted. I am booking my flight to Canada now
                                                                  That's hot.
                                                                  WG
                                                                  I play with Google.

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                                                                    • RevSand
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 8151
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Welcome to the gang.. I have been a reverand for about 8 yrs now...


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                                                                        • Altheon
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                          • 506
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Me too. I've married 3 friends already.

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                                                                            • O MARINA
                                                                              I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 13794
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                              That's hot.
                                                                              WG


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                                                                                • Brad Gosse
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 2616
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
                                                                                  Alo Brad... we would like you to marry us.
                                                                                  Please & thank you.
                                                                                  I proposed & Marina accepted. I am booking my flight to Canada now
                                                                                  Just tell me where to be and I will show up to marry you both ;)
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                                                                                    • tony299
                                                                                      lurker
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 57021
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      congrats Reverend

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                                                                                        • Halcyon
                                                                                          Spread The Pink!
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 8609
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Welcome to the family! I, too, am a ULC minister. I've officiated several weddings, as well.
                                                                                          HAL on TEDx:

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                                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                              • 133978
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Congrats Padre

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                                                                                                • aico
                                                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 14748
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  can you do exorcisms?

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