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Old 05-06-2008, 11:31 AM   #1
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From here I am the reverend (PIC)
I had a few drinks one night and offered to get ordained so I could perform a vow renewal ceremony for some friends.

My official title is: Evangelist - Doctor of Motivation

I got a kit (below) with the following

Clergy lanyard (to get me into clubs lol)
Clergy Membership Card
Parking pass for my car (some places give free parking to clergy)
Ministers handbook for ceremonies
Some marriage, vow renewal, baptism and declaration of love certificates
Official Seals for above certificates
A CD (which I haven't played yet)
A Textbook
A final exam I must complete

The ordination was free, but the above kit cost me $120 which I gladly sprung for. Sometimes you just have to do something unusual

I am available for baptisms, marriages, gay marriages and vow renewals but please book early.

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Old 05-06-2008, 11:35 AM   #2
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I've seen all of this with my own eyes... I've held the certificates...

I wish I was a minister now too lol
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:38 AM   #3
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Do they have an affiliate program?
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:40 AM   #4
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Hah! That's awesome!
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:48 AM   #5
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That's awesome, Brad. The "Mind Motivation" book looks interesting. lol
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:53 AM   #6
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Sometimes you just have to do something unusual

I am available for baptisms, marriages, gay marriages and vow renewals but please book early.



Do you have any references yet ;)
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:54 AM   #7
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:58 AM   #8
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:59 AM   #9
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seems a tough achievement...
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Old 05-06-2008, 12:08 PM   #10
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All I can say is, Amen Rev Gosse
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Old 05-06-2008, 12:44 PM   #11
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Gotta admit that was the first thing crossed my mind, but actually reading it made me laugh out loud.

People at the office think html cracks me up now.
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:39 PM   #12
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:41 PM   #13
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Do you have any references yet ;)
Alo Brad... we would like you to marry us.
Please & thank you.
I proposed & Marina accepted. I am booking my flight to Canada now
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:44 PM   #14
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Brad you and I are now co Reverends of the same Church. If you did not read the full contract you signed you may have missed the footnote about fellow clergymen are entitled to free services performed by other reverends. Ill send you a hard drive later today that I need all encoded over to h.264 mp4 at 1.5mpbs thanks Rev!
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:45 PM   #15
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:45 PM   #16
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Alo Brad... we would like you to marry us.
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I proposed & Marina accepted. I am booking my flight to Canada now







I do young honey I do
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That's hot.
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Welcome to the gang.. I have been a reverand for about 8 yrs now...
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Alo Brad... we would like you to marry us.
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I proposed & Marina accepted. I am booking my flight to Canada now
Just tell me where to be and I will show up to marry you both ;)
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Old 05-06-2008, 06:27 PM   #23
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Welcome to the family! I, too, am a ULC minister. I've officiated several weddings, as well.
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