HEy WHITE PEOPLE, DO YOU HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS? - GoFuckYourself.com

Celeb Fan · 05-02-2008, 03:04 PM

I'M TALKING FRIENDS THAT YOU INVITE OVER TO YOUR HOUSE.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-02-2008, 03:06 PM

Of course...

How else can they be expected to clean and do the yard work?

he he he he

Couldn't resist.

;-)

Big_D · 05-02-2008, 03:08 PM

all of which are eagerly awaiting my return to the states so we can have a burn session and i can tell them my international racist jokes.....

never really got it, they love to hear them, as long as your friends, if your really white and its your first time around homies, dont go spitting the jokes!

sicone · 05-02-2008, 03:29 PM

Yes, I do

gadabout · 05-02-2008, 03:46 PM

Yeah I do

payd2purv · 05-02-2008, 03:47 PM

I wish!!

Compdoctor · 05-02-2008, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan

I'M TALKING FRIENDS THAT YOU INVITE OVER TO YOUR HOUSE.

Do you? Friends I mean

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-02-2008, 03:55 PM

sure, he hangs out in my tree all the time

Ross · 05-02-2008, 04:30 PM

Nope, none. Not many black people where I live. A girl I used to know dated a black guy, he was one cool guy! He was in the Army, was like 6 feet 6 inches tall.. really cool guy to hang out with. They broke up and he went back to the army.

M0nk · 05-02-2008, 04:33 PM

shure!!! why not??

bDok · 05-02-2008, 04:39 PM

yes i do. I work with mostly all black people too.

TDF · 05-02-2008, 04:44 PM

nope..they smell funny and play loud music

Funatico · 05-02-2008, 05:47 PM

I don't, but the only reason is that there is not many black ppl where i live..I knew few and i think they were pretty cool..

Spunky · 05-02-2008, 05:56 PM

No,I don't want my shit ripped off

Scroto · 05-02-2008, 06:01 PM

yes, quite a few

bausch · 05-02-2008, 06:03 PM

Well, to be honest I only have ONE friend and no acquaintances, so what chances is it that the particular friend I have will be black?

If I had 30 acquaintances/friends then yea perhaps some of them would be from other races but I have no acquaintances and only one friend and that friend is from the same background as me.

It's not like I have 10 friends so some can be black. I only have one friend! So don't expect me to have many black/mexican/white friends, I only have one friend period so that friend can only be of ONE race! There are no other friends!

Yes, people who have many friends can have friends of many races, but if a person only has ONE Friend, then what the fuck do you expect? It's not cause I'm racist its cause I only have one friend.

bausch · 05-02-2008, 06:07 PM

For example if I had 3 friends, one could be asian, one could be white, and one could be black but I dont HAVE 3 friends, I have only ONE Friend so the percentage of them being black is not likely....

This question is only valid for people who actually have many friends.

Mr Pheer · 05-02-2008, 06:12 PM

Yeah I do. I even have one on my MySpace page.

Beaver Bob · 05-02-2008, 06:13 PM

No, but thats only because I have no friends

bausch · 05-02-2008, 06:14 PM

Also, if you dont have any friends, then none of them can even BE black, mexican, asian, white or whatever....

In order to have one friend each of the following races

1.black
2.hispanic
3.asian

you must have at least 3 friends. If you dont even have 3 friends total then its not possible to have friends of all those three races, if you only have one friend, then it's like throwing the dice, that one friend can be any of those races. Most likely that one friend be someone of your own race.

How can you expect me to have black friends when I don't even have friends of my OWN RACE.
I dont have many friends so dont expect me to have black/mexican/white friends. Its not possible if you only have ONE friend or NO FRIENDS.

Some Guy · 05-02-2008, 06:14 PM

I love black people!

I think everyone should own one.

Kidding.

Drake · 05-02-2008, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Well, to be honest I only have ONE friend and no acquaintances, so what chances is it that the particular friend I have will be black?

If I had 30 acquaintances/friends then yea perhaps some of them would be from other races but I have no acquaintances and only one friend and that friend is from the same background as me.

It's not like I have 10 friends so some can be black. I only have one friend! So don't expect me to have many black/mexican/white friends, I only have one friend period so that friend can only be of ONE race! There are no other friends!

Yes, people who have many friends can have friends of many races, but if a person only has ONE Friend, then what the fuck do you expect? It's not cause I'm racist its cause I only have one friend.

Try not to over-think things too much lol

bausch · 05-02-2008, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33

Try not to over-think things too much lol

Its an unfair question, the question is assuming that everyone has FRIENDS. IF you only have ONE friend or NO FRIENDS (yes there are people in the world with 0 friends) then it's not possible for you to have friends of different races because you would not have any friends period!

Not everyone has friends you know.

Eva PSC · 05-02-2008, 06:29 PM

I don't have any

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-02-2008, 06:40 PM

I live in an ethnically diverse area, so I have friends of many races and nationalties, and in fact, one of my best friends and ace Production Assistant, is a black guy, as is the Captain of my tennis team.

Race has never been a big deal for me since much of my youth was spent living in Hawaii, and then I lived abroad in Asia for over five years as an adult.

ADG

bausch · 05-02-2008, 06:41 PM

Well, its only possible to have friends of different races if you have friends to begin with. If you have one friend or zero friends, it's not really feasible. The questioner is already assuming that everyone has friend(s) in the plural sense to begin with.

You cannot expect someone to have friends of different races if they barely have any friends or no friends.

Iron Fist · 05-02-2008, 06:46 PM

What if they wear hoods?

Nikki_Licks · 05-02-2008, 06:55 PM

Yes, I do, and your point????

bausch · 05-02-2008, 06:57 PM

If a white person doesn't even have any white friends, it would be unfair to expect them to have black friends... Some people just don't have any friends of any nationality, they just don't have friends period.

dynastoned · 05-02-2008, 07:03 PM

yup but why ask? i get along just fine with everyone.

Kudles · 05-02-2008, 07:06 PM

Yeah I think so...

dig420 · 05-02-2008, 08:27 PM

my best friend and my brother in law are both black

scottybuzz · 05-02-2008, 08:29 PM

yeh, black people are very safe, wish there wasn't this stigmatism about them, such a shame.

Antonio · 05-02-2008, 10:38 PM

A little black boy was walking the streets selling Bibles.
An old lady stopped him and paid for one, the boy handed it to her but she said - "hey, little boy, can you wrap it for me"?

The boy looked a bit puzzled but then opened the Bible on the first page and started singing Tupac style:
"In the beginning God
created the heaven
and the earth....."

Fap · 05-02-2008, 10:39 PM

i expected a lot of racism.. heh but yes i do

GrouchyAdmin · 05-02-2008, 10:42 PM

I don't have any friends, regardless of their coloring. I'm too much of a dickhead.

bronco67 · 05-02-2008, 11:01 PM

Only when I need a teammate for some pickup basketball, or when I need some crack really quick.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-03-2008, 12:38 AM

No, I don't. But you can chalk it up to the number of black people that are in my general area. None. I got a Honduran buddy I call black, and he just accepts it. Haha.

OG LennyT · 05-03-2008, 01:19 AM

no I do not and I don't feel a need to explain why I don't.

Phil · 05-03-2008, 01:47 AM

O, I live in white area. I do have Indian (dot indian) friends that come over all the time. does that counts?

GrouchyAdmin · 05-03-2008, 01:48 AM

Animal House is on. I snickered at the "Primitive Cultures"->Cut to Otis. Does that mean I'm racist?

biskoppen · 05-03-2008, 03:37 AM

The Duck · 05-03-2008, 03:42 AM

One of my dealers is black

Jens Van Assterdam · 05-03-2008, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaysin

sure, he hangs out in my tree all the time

xentech · 05-03-2008, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Well, to be honest I only have ONE friend and no acquaintances, so what chances is it that the particular friend I have will be black?

If I had 30 acquaintances/friends then yea perhaps some of them would be from other races but I have no acquaintances and only one friend and that friend is from the same background as me.

It's not like I have 10 friends so some can be black. I only have one friend! So don't expect me to have many black/mexican/white friends, I only have one friend period so that friend can only be of ONE race! There are no other friends!

Yes, people who have many friends can have friends of many races, but if a person only has ONE Friend, then what the fuck do you expect? It's not cause I'm racist its cause I only have one friend.

WTF? rofl

JimmiDean · 05-03-2008, 03:51 AM

Whats a friend ?

Taass · 05-03-2008, 04:28 AM

We don't have any black people around here..

..My neighbour is Scottish though, does that count ?

cranki · 05-03-2008, 04:33 AM

bausch, you rock

CurrentlySober · 05-03-2008, 05:17 AM

I dont have ANY friends because I like poo !

GrouchyAdmin · 05-03-2008, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

I dont have ANY friends

Congratulations, you've finally made my ignore list.

05-02-2008, 03:04 PM	#1
Celeb Fan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 250	HEy WHITE PEOPLE, DO YOU HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS? I'M TALKING FRIENDS THAT YOU INVITE OVER TO YOUR HOUSE.

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CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	Of course... How else can they be expected to clean and do the yard work? he he he he Couldn't resist. ;-) __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	all of which are eagerly awaiting my return to the states so we can have a burn session and i can tell them my international racist jokes..... never really got it, they love to hear them, as long as your friends, if your really white and its your first time around homies, dont go spitting the jokes!

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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Nope, none. Not many black people where I live. A girl I used to know dated a black guy, he was one cool guy! He was in the Army, was like 6 feet 6 inches tall.. really cool guy to hang out with. They broke up and he went back to the army.

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Scroto Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,804	yes, quite a few

05-02-2008, 06:03 PM	#16
bausch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,017	Well, to be honest I only have ONE friend and no acquaintances, so what chances is it that the particular friend I have will be black? If I had 30 acquaintances/friends then yea perhaps some of them would be from other races but I have no acquaintances and only one friend and that friend is from the same background as me. It's not like I have 10 friends so some can be black. I only have one friend! So don't expect me to have many black/mexican/white friends, I only have one friend period so that friend can only be of ONE race! There are no other friends! Yes, people who have many friends can have friends of many races, but if a person only has ONE Friend, then what the fuck do you expect? It's not cause I'm racist its cause I only have one friend. Last edited by bausch; 05-02-2008 at 06:06 PM..

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bausch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,017	For example if I had 3 friends, one could be asian, one could be white, and one could be black but I dont HAVE 3 friends, I have only ONE Friend so the percentage of them being black is not likely.... This question is only valid for people who actually have many friends.

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05-02-2008, 06:14 PM	#20
bausch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,017	Also, if you dont have any friends, then none of them can even BE black, mexican, asian, white or whatever.... In order to have one friend each of the following races 1.black 2.hispanic 3.asian you must have at least 3 friends. If you dont even have 3 friends total then its not possible to have friends of all those three races, if you only have one friend, then it's like throwing the dice, that one friend can be any of those races. Most likely that one friend be someone of your own race. How can you expect me to have black friends when I don't even have friends of my OWN RACE. I dont have many friends so dont expect me to have black/mexican/white friends. Its not possible if you only have ONE friend or NO FRIENDS. Last edited by bausch; 05-02-2008 at 06:16 PM..

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bausch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,017	Well, its only possible to have friends of different races if you have friends to begin with. If you have one friend or zero friends, it's not really feasible. The questioner is already assuming that everyone has friend(s) in the plural sense to begin with. You cannot expect someone to have friends of different races if they barely have any friends or no friends.

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bausch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,017	If a white person doesn't even have any white friends, it would be unfair to expect them to have black friends... Some people just don't have any friends of any nationality, they just don't have friends period.

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	yup but why ask? i get along just fine with everyone.

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dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	my best friend and my brother in law are both black

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	A little black boy was walking the streets selling Bibles. An old lady stopped him and paid for one, the boy handed it to her but she said - "hey, little boy, can you wrap it for me"? The boy looked a bit puzzled but then opened the Bible on the first page and started singing Tupac style: "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth....."

05-02-2008, 10:39 PM	#35
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	i expected a lot of racism.. heh but yes i do

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GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	I don't have any friends, regardless of their coloring. I'm too much of a dickhead. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	Only when I need a teammate for some pickup basketball, or when I need some crack really quick.

05-03-2008, 12:38 AM	#38
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	No, I don't. But you can chalk it up to the number of black people that are in my general area. None. I got a Honduran buddy I call black, and he just accepts it. Haha.