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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Two preteen girls waved at me from a car yesterday
It was at a red light and they were one lane over and slightly forward from me. I just happened to look in their direction and they, apparently having been waiting for me to look their way, immediately waved at me. I jokingly tried to do some improvised sign language, pantomiming talking on a phone, then writing something, i.e. let's exchange phone numbers. They just looked confused when their dad turned around and saw me from the drivers seat and went APESHIT. He looked like he was about to jump out of the car and I nearly shit myself.
Luckily I got a green light and took the fuck off. |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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insert pic of chris hanson here
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Remember this next time you try to seduce preteens....
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wtf? lolol
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I am Amazing Content!
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this is your car?
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Sick Fuck
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hahaha ahhh people...
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(felis madjewicus)
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dude, they totally wanted your shit dude...
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It's coming look busy
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Just Du It
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umm...... wow?
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fucking Pedo!
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LOL thread..........yes this is an lol thread.........
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aka Jimmy James
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Be honest you was rubbing your cock against your windscreen just before their dad looked.
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idiot...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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All I can do is laugh at the O.P and hope he learned a lesson...
He is not important and the world does not revolve around him.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Well at least now I know where you hang out!
I have written Eric at adult .com to get your personal info. so I can have you incarcerated! How dare you try to take advantage of my children........................ |
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aka Jimmy James
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Tap into MOBILE!
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They're just kids..no comment..
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Thanks for sharing
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The one and only!
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why would you even do that if you knew how old they were?
why not just wave and turn back and wait for your light?
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aka K-Man
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lol not even I would do something like that...
i'd at least be more DISCREET... sheesh
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aka Jimmy James
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Seriously, you are VERY lucky. If the dad had taken down your license plate and reported you to the authorities you would be in a word of hurt. The kids would have validated the story and you'd be charged with attempted solicitation of a minor(s)...jail, fines and a life long scar from a "joke". If it was my kids, I would have followed you introduced you to the fun world of box cutters, salt and hydrochloric acid you are very lucky guy, don't mess with kids.
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LOL this thread is made for funny pictures
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Hahahahaha
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