Two preteen girls waved at me from a car yesterday
 

It was at a red light and they were one lane over and slightly forward from me. I just happened to look in their direction and they, apparently having been waiting for me to look their way, immediately waved at me. I jokingly tried to do some improvised sign language, pantomiming talking on a phone, then writing something, i.e. let's exchange phone numbers. They just looked confused when their dad turned around and saw me from the drivers seat and went APESHIT. He looked like he was about to jump out of the car and I nearly shit myself.

Luckily I got a green light and took the fuck off.

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Remember this next time you try to seduce preteens....:winkwink:

wtf? lolol

this is your car?

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hahaha ahhh people...

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hahaha you are lucky

dude, they totally wanted your shit dude...

umm...... wow?

fucking Pedo!

LOL thread..........yes this is an lol thread.........

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Be honest you was rubbing your cock against your windscreen just before their dad looked.

idiot...

All I can do is laugh at the O.P and hope he learned a lesson...

He is not important and the world does not revolve around him.

Well at least now I know where you hang out!

I have written Eric at adult .com to get your personal info. so I can have you incarcerated!

How dare you try to take advantage of my children........................

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They're just kids..no comment..

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Thanks for sharing

why would you even do that if you knew how old they were?
why not just wave and turn back and wait for your light?

Cuzzzzzzzzzzzz He got issues that I will be hearing about when he goes to court:disgust

lol not even I would do something like that...

i'd at least be more DISCREET... sheesh

I was just joking. I figured the odds were pretty low that they'd even understand what I was trying to "sign."

Seriously, you are VERY lucky. If the dad had taken down your license plate and reported you to the authorities you would be in a word of hurt. The kids would have validated the story and you'd be charged with attempted solicitation of a minor(s)...jail, fines and a life long scar from a "joke". If it was my kids, I would have followed you introduced you to the fun world of box cutters, salt and hydrochloric acid

you are very lucky guy, don't mess with kids.

LOL this thread is made for funny pictures :)

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