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Old 05-03-2008, 09:15 AM   #1
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Old 05-03-2008, 09:30 AM   #2
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all of us would be withering away.
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Old 05-03-2008, 09:34 AM   #3
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Damn, that's sick...
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Old 05-03-2008, 09:50 AM   #4
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Its a comedic interpretation.

The book is a farce. Taken from Google's description:

For many centuries the shelves of a library in South America held a terrible secret. Sitting on these shelves was a book with no name, written by an anonymous author. Everyone who ever read it ended up dead, yet the book always found it's way back to the library. In 2005 a special government investigator uncovered the truth about the book and it's link to the murders. Now available in paperback, you can discover for yourself the reason why no one ever read the book and lived, until now.....
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Old 05-03-2008, 10:42 AM   #5
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all of us would be withering away.
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Old 05-03-2008, 10:48 AM   #6
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now i know why i woke up feeling like shit this morning....
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Old 05-03-2008, 11:17 AM   #7
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Thats the alternative to "you'll go to hell"
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Old 05-03-2008, 11:26 AM   #8
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Old 05-03-2008, 11:33 AM   #9
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it is true look a t ol men!..lol
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Old 05-03-2008, 11:47 AM   #10
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Old 05-03-2008, 02:17 PM   #11
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Lolz,remind on some laws from dark age where if you masturbate that is first step to homosexuality.
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Old 05-03-2008, 02:20 PM   #12
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Old 05-03-2008, 02:31 PM   #13
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now i know why i woke up feeling like shit this morning....
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Old 05-03-2008, 02:33 PM   #14
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Old 05-03-2008, 02:40 PM   #15
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I should have died 16 years ago if that's true
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Old 05-03-2008, 03:45 PM   #16
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Old 05-03-2008, 04:00 PM   #17
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oh my god, is this really what happens when you masturbate ?
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Old 05-03-2008, 04:10 PM   #18
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YUP, they forgot about the hairy palms though
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Old 05-03-2008, 04:12 PM   #19
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If it was making him so sick, then why did he keep doing it?
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Old 05-03-2008, 04:14 PM   #20
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Old 05-03-2008, 04:23 PM   #21
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"At the age of 17" - that's hilarious
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Old 05-03-2008, 07:29 PM   #22
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Is that why sales are down?
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Old 05-03-2008, 07:35 PM   #23
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Old 05-03-2008, 07:37 PM   #24
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:08 PM   #25
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Yea, like that would be true?? Fuck and I was gonna try it
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:25 PM   #26
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Old 05-03-2008, 11:13 PM   #27
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Don't forget the treatment for Female Hysteria was masturbation. I guess only the males shrivel up and die.
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Old 05-03-2008, 11:17 PM   #28
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Old 05-03-2008, 11:33 PM   #29
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:12 AM   #30
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kinda reminds me of the global warming propaganda where they show FL under water by 2010
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Old 05-04-2008, 01:55 PM   #31
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ppl used to scare others in their youth to sway them away from doing the solo-deed. There is no medical proof that jacking/fingering causes blindness, internal bleeding, etc. lol
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Old 05-04-2008, 02:30 PM   #32
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ppl used to scare others in their youth to sway them away from doing the solo-deed. There is no medical proof that jacking/fingering causes blindness, internal bleeding, etc. lol
There is one link for the 'masturbation causes blindness' myth.

Zinc deficiency can cause blindness - however unless you cum buckets upon buckets each time, it won't be enough to get close to a deficiency
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Old 05-04-2008, 02:36 PM   #33
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The French have cum a long way, as you will see in this short clip...



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Old 05-04-2008, 06:08 PM   #34
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Would reading that poster scare you enough to stop? heheh I don't think so. Pretty graphic, though!
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Would reading that poster scare you enough to stop? heheh I don't think so. Pretty graphic, though!
I was going to stop, then I looked at your avatar and knew I was doomed

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The same concept is still used today, ie. Terrorism... works pretty well.
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:17 PM   #38
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kinda reminds me of the global warming propaganda where they show FL under water by 2010
No one ever showed that. make your point without bullshit please.
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:22 PM   #39
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That's not French. That's from Not Another Teen Movie. Which brings up another point how come Hollywood can get away with showing a "teen" girl masturbating with a dildo?
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The same concept is still used today, ie. Terrorism... works pretty well.
Masturbation causes terrorism? We're screwed!
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:08 PM   #41
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Oh, thank you Capt. Obvious...



Please come save us again, AFTER you have learned to suspend disbelief...

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Oh, thank you Capt. Obvious...



Please come save us again, AFTER you have learned to suspend disbelief...

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Shut up retard. You're the idiot. Now kindly fuck off and die. Take your friends and loved one with you as I'm pretty sure they are big assholes like you.

Anymore smartass comments fucktard?
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Old 05-05-2008, 03:58 AM   #45
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lol gator B calm the fuck down man
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