This is what Masterbation does to you in 1844
 

http://excds.ath.cx/fun/images/What_...masturbate.jpg


:Oh crap

all of us would be withering away.

Damn, that's sick...

Its a comedic interpretation.

The book is a farce. Taken from Google's description:

For many centuries the shelves of a library in South America held a terrible secret. Sitting on these shelves was a book with no name, written by an anonymous author. Everyone who ever read it ended up dead, yet the book always found it's way back to the library. In 2005 a special government investigator uncovered the truth about the book and it's link to the murders. Now available in paperback, you can discover for yourself the reason why no one ever read the book and lived, until now.....

i'm death warmed over

now i know why i woke up feeling like shit this morning....

Thats the alternative to "you'll go to hell"

its true...

it is true look a t ol men!..lol

haha... noobs

Lolz,remind on some laws from dark age where if you masturbate that is first step to homosexuality.

thats great haha!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I should have died 16 years ago if that's true

That's why I've never bopped my bishop.

oh my god, is this really what happens when you masturbate ?

YUP, they forgot about the hairy palms though:Oh crap

If it was making him so sick, then why did he keep doing it?

Looks like the black plague

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh"At the age of 17" - that's hilarious

Is that why sales are down?

Leave your weiner alone!

Yea, like that would be true?? Fuck :( and I was gonna try it :(

:1orglaugh

Don't forget the treatment for Female Hysteria was masturbation. I guess only the males shrivel up and die.

hahahahahaha :1orglaugh

Lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

kinda reminds me of the global warming propaganda where they show FL under water by 2010

ppl used to scare others in their youth to sway them away from doing the solo-deed. There is no medical proof that jacking/fingering causes blindness, internal bleeding, etc. lol

There is one link for the 'masturbation causes blindness' myth.

Zinc deficiency can cause blindness - however unless you cum buckets upon buckets each time, it won't be enough to get close to a deficiency :upsidedow

The French have cum a long way, as you will see in this short clip...



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Would reading that poster scare you enough to stop? heheh I don't think so. :) Pretty graphic, though!

I was going to stop, then I looked at your avatar and knew I was doomed

:pimp

The same concept is still used today, ie. Terrorism... works pretty well.

according to that book we should be zombies lol :winkwink:

No one ever showed that. make your point without bullshit please.

That's not French. That's from Not Another Teen Movie. Which brings up another point how come Hollywood can get away with showing a "teen" girl masturbating with a dildo?

Masturbation causes terrorism? We're screwed!

hehe great stuff :)

Oh, thank you Capt. Obvious...

http://somecallmeduh.files.wordpress...ainobvious.jpg

Please come save us again, AFTER you have learned to suspend disbelief... :upsidedow

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hehe :)

Shut up retard. You're the idiot. Now kindly fuck off and die. Take your friends and loved one with you as I'm pretty sure they are big assholes like you.

Anymore smartass comments fucktard?

I grew up around enough bible thumpers that don't think much differently.

lol gator B calm the fuck down man

Oh my god that would suck.