This is what Masterbation does to you in 1844

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  • tehHinjew
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2006
    • 5755

    #1

    This is what Masterbation does to you in 1844





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  • GetSCORECash
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    • Mar 2008
    • 5527

    #2
    all of us would be withering away.
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    • woj
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      • Jul 2002
      • 47882

      #3
      Damn, that's sick...
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      • NoWhErE
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Sep 2005
        • 10583

        #4
        Its a comedic interpretation.

        The book is a farce. Taken from Google's description:

        For many centuries the shelves of a library in South America held a terrible secret. Sitting on these shelves was a book with no name, written by an anonymous author. Everyone who ever read it ended up dead, yet the book always found it's way back to the library. In 2005 a special government investigator uncovered the truth about the book and it's link to the murders. Now available in paperback, you can discover for yourself the reason why no one ever read the book and lived, until now.....
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        • SexualDragon
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2006
          • 3038

          #5
          Originally posted by SCORE-Cash
          all of us would be withering away.
          i'm death warmed over
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          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
            (felis madjewicus)
            • Jul 2006
            • 20368

            #6
            now i know why i woke up feeling like shit this morning....

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            • teg0
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2006
              • 4204

              #7
              Thats the alternative to "you'll go to hell"

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              • Fap
                Just Du It
                • Feb 2004
                • 12094

                #8
                its true...

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                • SifuE
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 877

                  #9
                  it is true look a t ol men!..lol
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                  • Violetta
                    Affiliate
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 28735

                    #10
                    haha... noobs
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                    • Klen
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 32235

                      #11
                      Lolz,remind on some laws from dark age where if you masturbate that is first step to homosexuality.

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                      • D Ghost
                        null
                        • May 2006
                        • 9820

                        #12
                        thats great haha!

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                        • Shoehorn!
                          Die With Your Boots On
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 22872

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                          now i know why i woke up feeling like shit this morning....

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                          • mikeyddddd
                            Viva la vulva!
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 16557

                            #14

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                            • Eriic
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 2995

                              #15
                              I should have died 16 years ago if that's true

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                              • shermo

                                #16
                                That's why I've never bopped my bishop.

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                                • pornmasta
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 20019

                                  #17
                                  oh my god, is this really what happens when you masturbate ?

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                                  • JFK
                                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 67373

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pornmasta
                                    oh my god, is this really what happens when you masturbate ?

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                                    • Matt 26z
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2002
                                      • 18481

                                      #19
                                      If it was making him so sick, then why did he keep doing it?

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                                      • J. Falcon
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                                        • May 2006
                                        • 31645

                                        #20
                                        Looks like the black plague
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                                        • Miss Munki
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 1355

                                          #21
                                          "At the age of 17" - that's hilarious

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                                          • Iron Fist
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 23400

                                            #22
                                            Is that why sales are down?
                                            i like waffles

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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133987

                                              #23
                                              Leave your weiner alone!

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                                              • SomeCreep
                                                :glugglug
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 26118

                                                #24

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                                                • Nicky
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 30071

                                                  #25
                                                  Yea, like that would be true?? Fuck and I was gonna try it

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                                                  • wargames
                                                    Kliris
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 10423

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by tehHinjew



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                                                    • rowan
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 17393

                                                      #27
                                                      Don't forget the treatment for Female Hysteria was masturbation. I guess only the males shrivel up and die.

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                                                      • madawgz
                                                        8.8.8.8
                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                        • 30509

                                                        #28
                                                        hahahahahaha
                                                        TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                        • Sveindt Beindt
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                          • 1853

                                                          #29
                                                          Lol

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                                                          • IllTestYourGirls
                                                            Ah My Balls
                                                            • Feb 2007
                                                            • 14311

                                                            #30
                                                            kinda reminds me of the global warming propaganda where they show FL under water by 2010

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                                                            • user45692
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                              • 276

                                                              #31
                                                              ppl used to scare others in their youth to sway them away from doing the solo-deed. There is no medical proof that jacking/fingering causes blindness, internal bleeding, etc. lol
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                                                              • Varius
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2004
                                                                • 6890

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by user45692
                                                                ppl used to scare others in their youth to sway them away from doing the solo-deed. There is no medical proof that jacking/fingering causes blindness, internal bleeding, etc. lol
                                                                There is one link for the 'masturbation causes blindness' myth.

                                                                Zinc deficiency can cause blindness - however unless you cum buckets upon buckets each time, it won't be enough to get close to a deficiency
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                                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 38323

                                                                  #33
                                                                  The French have cum a long way, as you will see in this short clip...



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                                                                  • Elli
                                                                    Reach for those stars!
                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                    • 17991

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Would reading that poster scare you enough to stop? heheh I don't think so. Pretty graphic, though!
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                                                                    • sicone
                                                                      Retired
                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 18453

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Elli
                                                                      Would reading that poster scare you enough to stop? heheh I don't think so. Pretty graphic, though!
                                                                      I was going to stop, then I looked at your avatar and knew I was doomed

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                                                                      • aico
                                                                        Moo Moo Cow
                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 14748

                                                                        #36
                                                                        The same concept is still used today, ie. Terrorism... works pretty well.

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                                                                        • qxm
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                          • 5970

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by mikeyddddd
                                                                          according to that book we should be zombies lol

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                                                                          • GatorB
                                                                            The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                            • 18208

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls
                                                                            kinda reminds me of the global warming propaganda where they show FL under water by 2010
                                                                            No one ever showed that. make your point without bullshit please.

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                                                                            • GatorB
                                                                              The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 18208

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                              The French have cum a long way, as you will see in this short clip...



                                                                              ADG

                                                                              That's not French. That's from Not Another Teen Movie. Which brings up another point how come Hollywood can get away with showing a "teen" girl masturbating with a dildo?

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                                                                              • Dailydiapers
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 1080

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by aico
                                                                                The same concept is still used today, ie. Terrorism... works pretty well.
                                                                                Masturbation causes terrorism? We're screwed!
                                                                                Mike
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                                                                                • bobby666
                                                                                  boots are my religion
                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                  • 21765

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  hehe great stuff

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                                                                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                    • 38323

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                                    That's not French. That's from Not Another Teen Movie.
                                                                                    Oh, thank you Capt. Obvious...



                                                                                    Please come save us again, AFTER you have learned to suspend disbelief...

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                                                                                    • u-Bob
                                                                                      there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                      • 33063

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      hehe

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                                                                                      • GatorB
                                                                                        The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                        • 18208

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                        Oh, thank you Capt. Obvious...



                                                                                        Please come save us again, AFTER you have learned to suspend disbelief...

                                                                                        ADG
                                                                                        Shut up retard. You're the idiot. Now kindly fuck off and die. Take your friends and loved one with you as I'm pretty sure they are big assholes like you.

                                                                                        Anymore smartass comments fucktard?

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                                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 40077

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I grew up around enough bible thumpers that don't think much differently.

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                                                                                          • tehHinjew
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                                                            • 5755

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            lol gator B calm the fuck down man

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                                                                                            • Kudles
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 5477

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Oh my god that would suck.
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