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Old 05-02-2008, 09:38 PM   #1
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patient pending idea for magazine, can any one help?

I have a patient pending idea, geared towards uping sales of a magazine. I will explain soon but finishing paper work. So basically any magazine people out there. If i sell it myself theres an extra 10% available that I am willing to share!
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Old 05-03-2008, 12:26 AM   #2
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Might as well sell a new steamship design.
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Old 05-03-2008, 12:28 AM   #3
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Might as well sell a new steamship design.


How brutally truthful can you get?

Unless it's a vending machine that sits in the hole in the back of airline seats.
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Old 05-03-2008, 12:42 AM   #4
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I have a patient pending idea, geared towards uping sales of a magazine. I will explain soon but finishing paper work. So basically any magazine people out there. If i sell it myself theres an extra 10% available that I am willing to share!
Is this 'patient' on life support?
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:44 PM   #5
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Well no its basically the simplest thing ever, but better then a vending machine in the airplane seat. I was with a company trying to put out a magazine into a world full of the same mags, k. My idea was to attract attention to our magazine by making the monthly centerfold waterproof and removable from the magazine , so u could have a visual in the shower when your wackin it! Look in for magazine people! i own the patient
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:46 PM   #6
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:49 PM   #7
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:50 PM   #8
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but you would love it!
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:52 PM   #9
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true but what is different between mags? nothing, ya tv in the shower but people are lazy, to your front door then wack it!
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:57 PM   #10
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no not on life support, i sold 3 weeks a go 3% share for 10,000.00 and lookin for more!
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:59 PM   #11
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Might as well sell a new steamship design.
Thank you you made me actually laugh outloud.
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:00 PM   #12
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:30 PM   #13
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no not on life support, i sold 3 weeks a go 3% share for 10,000.00 and lookin for more!
I'm interested in buying a bridge... can you help me?
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Old 05-06-2008, 10:44 AM   #17
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Ya i can help you buy a bridge, there twining the port man in canada and i'll tell them they have a invester there fag.
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Old 05-06-2008, 10:46 AM   #18
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Years ago I had a friend that made porn soap. A bar of soap with a waterproof porn star photo on it.
Hey did he ever get anywhere?
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:11 AM   #19
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I have a patient pending idea, geared towards uping sales of a magazine. I will explain soon but finishing paper work. So basically any magazine people out there. If i sell it myself theres an extra 10% available that I am willing to share!
when you say patent pending, that means you have already filed the paperwork... when did you file it? it could take 3-4 years for your patent to get approved.

Sounds like you have a process patent, since its a way of upselling a magazine.

If you have some patent questions hit me up on icq, i am an arm-chair wannabe patent attorney and play one on the internet

Fight the patent abuse!
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Ya i can help you buy a bridge, there twining the port man in canada and i'll tell them they have a invester there fag.
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Old 05-06-2008, 09:10 PM   #21
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ya for sure dude thanks, at least some aint haters!
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Old 05-06-2008, 09:13 PM   #22
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Saran wrap and tape.


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Old 05-06-2008, 09:16 PM   #23
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saran wrap and tape? u can't afford condoms haters
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saran wrap and tape? u can't afford condoms haters
you're gonna waterproof a centerfold with condoms? good luck.
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Old 05-06-2008, 09:17 PM   #25
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Old 05-06-2008, 09:19 PM   #26
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no but but the magazine that picks it up will have no issues returned so thanks for the luck babe
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