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waterproofdevin 05-02-2008 09:38 PM

patient pending idea for magazine, can any one help?
 
I have a patient pending idea, geared towards uping sales of a magazine. I will explain soon but finishing paper work. So basically any magazine people out there. If i sell it myself theres an extra 10% available that I am willing to share!

fluffygrrl 05-03-2008 12:26 AM

Might as well sell a new steamship design.

GrouchyAdmin 05-03-2008 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14144523)
Might as well sell a new steamship design.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

How brutally truthful can you get?

Unless it's a vending machine that sits in the hole in the back of airline seats.

Dvae 05-03-2008 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by waterproofdevin (Post 14144198)
I have a patient pending idea, geared towards uping sales of a magazine. I will explain soon but finishing paper work. So basically any magazine people out there. If i sell it myself theres an extra 10% available that I am willing to share!

Is this 'patient' on life support?

waterproofdevin 05-05-2008 04:44 PM

Well no its basically the simplest thing ever, but better then a vending machine in the airplane seat. I was with a company trying to put out a magazine into a world full of the same mags, k. My idea was to attract attention to our magazine by making the monthly centerfold waterproof and removable from the magazine , so u could have a visual in the shower when your wackin it! Look in for magazine people! i own the patient

uno 05-05-2008 04:46 PM

Good luck with that.

SexualDragon 05-05-2008 04:49 PM

just take the tv with you

waterproofdevin 05-05-2008 04:50 PM

but you would love it!

waterproofdevin 05-05-2008 04:52 PM

true but what is different between mags? nothing, ya tv in the shower but people are lazy, to your front door then wack it!

waterproofdevin 05-05-2008 04:57 PM

no not on life support, i sold 3 weeks a go 3% share for 10,000.00 and lookin for more!

tony286 05-05-2008 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14144523)
Might as well sell a new steamship design.

Thank you you made me actually laugh outloud.

waterproofdevin 05-05-2008 05:00 PM

why your dick don't work?

marcop 05-05-2008 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by waterproofdevin (Post 14153159)
no not on life support, i sold 3 weeks a go 3% share for 10,000.00 and lookin for more!

I'm interested in buying a bridge... can you help me?

Grapesoda 05-05-2008 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14144523)
Might as well sell a new steamship design.

pagers!!!

wanted 05-05-2008 10:31 PM

patient or patent ? :)

DBS.US 05-05-2008 11:34 PM

Years ago I had a friend that made porn soap. A bar of soap with a waterproof porn star photo on it.

waterproofdevin 05-06-2008 10:44 AM

Ya i can help you buy a bridge, there twining the port man in canada and i'll tell them they have a invester there fag.

waterproofdevin 05-06-2008 10:46 AM

question
 
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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 14154150)
Years ago I had a friend that made porn soap. A bar of soap with a waterproof porn star photo on it.

Hey did he ever get anywhere?

FightThisPatent 05-06-2008 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waterproofdevin (Post 14144198)
I have a patient pending idea, geared towards uping sales of a magazine. I will explain soon but finishing paper work. So basically any magazine people out there. If i sell it myself theres an extra 10% available that I am willing to share!

when you say patent pending, that means you have already filed the paperwork... when did you file it? it could take 3-4 years for your patent to get approved.

Sounds like you have a process patent, since its a way of upselling a magazine.

If you have some patent questions hit me up on icq, i am an arm-chair wannabe patent attorney and play one on the internet:1orglaugh

Fight the patent abuse!

marcop 05-06-2008 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waterproofdevin (Post 14155775)
Ya i can help you buy a bridge, there twining the port man in canada and i'll tell them they have a invester there fag.

Donny? Donny Long?

waterproofdevin 05-06-2008 09:10 PM

ya for sure dude thanks, at least some aint haters!

aico 05-06-2008 09:13 PM

Saran wrap and tape.


No Charge.

waterproofdevin 05-06-2008 09:16 PM

saran wrap and tape? u can't afford condoms haters

aico 05-06-2008 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by waterproofdevin (Post 14158123)
saran wrap and tape? u can't afford condoms haters

you're gonna waterproof a centerfold with condoms? good luck.

The_Truth_Will_Hurts 05-06-2008 09:17 PM

http://areyoume.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/poo.jpg

waterproofdevin 05-06-2008 09:19 PM

no but but the magazine that picks it up will have no issues returned so thanks for the luck babe


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