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> What were you suspended for in school?
- Snapping my teachers bra
- Fighting (12x)[lost only 1 mind you] - Pissing under the computers in the library - Asking my French teacher is she was going to spit or swallow the banana she was eating. - Being late, coming into catholic school smelling like weed and stoned. (subsequently expelled for this one) - Recording something my teacher said about another teacher and jokingly extorting him (i wasnt gonna do it, just told him i was, smiling, and he didnt think it was funny) more that i cant think of right now... ![]()
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I'm glad I have never been suspended
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I would have expelled you for every thing in your list (except fighting. A couple of detentions and then expulsion).
![]() I was never suspended. I did some funny stuff like releasing a bat in our classroom or cheating in some exams, but never got caught, and never ever thought of doing the stuff you did. ![]()
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Now with more Jayne
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Never because my mom is a teacher and would have killed me.
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surely im not the only bad apple around these parts?
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my mom was the head secretary at the high school, but that didn't stop me from telling the principal that he was a useless loser and probably molest children. Of course, I was kicked out, but I didn't care. haha
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I wouldn't have taken another breath in comfort after my mom found out I did something like that.
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fuck i can't even keep track of how many times i was suspended. several times a year. fighting, vandalism, showing up drunk & stoned for class, not showing up for class, telling teachers to go fuck themselves, a long list of computer network related mishaps.
i got away with quite a bit because my football coaches made up my math, english, and social studies teachers through highschool. essentially i could sleep through every class i wanted to. teachers hated my ass because i wouldn't do ANY work in class ever, then would ace their exams and skip by with like a low 70 average. finally in grade 11 i felt the wrath of my first expulsion for telling my bio teacher that she was a "sexist cunt" for not letting me go piss, and threatening to "piss in the lab sink in front of the entire class" if she didn't quit being an "ignorant bitch" or something like that. they let me back in grade 12, which lasted all of about a month and a half before i lobbed a muffin about the size of a volleyball off the second story walkway above the gym into a 7th grade dodgeball game. seems fairly minor, but i was one zero tolerance at the time. needless to say i finished my highschool education at the skid school. |
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I was suspended twice for fighting
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I was never suspended.
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never suspended here either. came closs for fighting when i was younger though.
i remember my brother was very nearly suspended for sending everyone in the school an email saying they were gay. it went to everyone, including the headmaster lol. i think he logged on to someone elses computer to do it
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Carrying a knife
Burning down a fence (and almost someone's house) Finally got expelled for some graffiti. I was really quite a nice kid though. lol
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I was a nice kid, the priest we had for religion once whent to our home to give my mother some flowers, either he didnt think I was so nice, or he really dig my mom
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i was never suspended.. worst thing i probably did was sitting in class completely drunk calling the teacher a whore
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No shit, she made me a ton of cash, and 10% was perfectly fine for her
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The better question would be ... what didn't you get suspended for?
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9th Grade -
Suspended for 2 weeks for sneaking alcohol on a band trip (yes in my early days i was a band geek), Teacher searched the fucking tuba's, smart motherfucker. Fight x2 Asking how long my teacher had his rug in front of the class. 10th Grade - Fight x 3 Smoking Herb in the parking lot after school 11th Grade - None 12th Grade - Fight x1 Putting my teachers geo metro on her front porch releasing 14 chickens into hall way during school hours Ignigting the football field on fire with a HUGE 2001 Things I should have gotten suspended for....... A lot more.... |
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wow... i could go on for days.
- threatening to stab a bully after school as he was kicking a buddy of mine in the head back in 4th grade. - numerous truancy suspensions. i think i ditched over 400 classes one year. sent me to continuation school. - got caught smashing the janitors golf cart around during lunch. - caught possessing 10 school hall passes signed by faculty so i could roam the campus. - leaving campus during break with 20 other students to go smoke at a friends house around the corner. - snorting vicodin off the picnic tables at school. - calling this 300lb black kid a fucking silverback guerrilla and hitting him with a chair in class because he said him and his boys are going to jack me for my weed after school. - showing up to school with 2 stupid drunk bitches 3 periods late smelling like jack daniels and dank. - playing snoop's gin & juice over the schools loud speaker when the secretary left to use the restroom at my continuation school. - running from the cops and hopping the fences from the park across the street into the golf course because i had weed on me. they knew who i was so they pulled me out of class the next day. - truancy was the worse. we used to throw parties 3-4 days out of the school week at a friend of mines house right down the street from school. eventually the police and the principal caught on and showed up at the door one day. that was a mess. i could surely keep going but its 6:18AM and i haven't slept. good night! |
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Join Date: May 2002
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Damn - a bunch of fucking degenerates on this board! What the hell am I doing here?
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Dropping a stinkbomb in gym class.
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Mine would top all of that but I cannot tell you because they never found out
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never for fighting but for a few other things... ;)
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I skipped 52 days of school one year and the family court sentanced me to 18 months in a juvenile home.
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Throwing a snow ball
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- expelled for twisting my English teacher's arms and locking it ( she started it )
- suspended for : - fighting many times - forging my mom's signature - putting glue on my teacher's chair ( hated history class) - breaking windows - slashing my teacher's tires, the maths one... ( was just a bicyle ... no biggy ) - and of course being late... i have got the school record in tardiness to this day! school opened in 1947 btw. I had to change school 3 times because i was a trouble maker, missed 3 years... graduated at 21 when everybody was 18 |
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... so tell me how you really feel ....
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i had a history teacher in 9th grade that was ultra religious and he always had a glass of water on his desk. One day i convinced one of the girls to fill his glass with toilet water. I got suspended , she didn't.
getting in fights when i was in 4th grade i brought some red food coloring to school and put it on my apple then pretended like i was injured and bleeding Stole some chemicals from the science lab to make bombs with , then i forgot them in a mall in my backpack causing the mall to be evacuated for bomb scare , my name was in my backpack of course. i slashed some bus seats up on a school trip hmm i'm sure there are tons more i just dont rememeber offhand Funny thing was my parents worked so they couldnt take care of me during the day so i always got "in-school" suspension, basically they would lock me in a storage room all day long, on the bright side, it was the school store's supply room so i got to have all the food/pop i wanted, and i sold the stuff on the side
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I got suspended only one time. Fighting. Rather.... defending myself.
I wasn't a bad ass in school. I actually got good grades.
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It's coming look busy
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Typically I was the idea person and had no problems with someone else performing the act, getting credit, and eventually busted. I still got just as much from it. Ended up in the principles office almost every time nearly anything at all happened in school though even when I was not even aware of what happened. Got so tired of them having me look through the school photo book trying to point out people I never could remember.
Two biggest and one I got away with thankfully: Taught some people how to make very smelly small bombs that were inside of ballpoint pens that would ignite when you clicked them. Explained to a group how to get out of swim tests if they went to a certain area by the creek on friday, gathered the right amount of black algea, dumped it in the pool and turned the pumps off. Then like smokey I was amassing a huge assortment of every chemical possible to mae things with. I had teachers aid access in the science room, so free reign over the supply closet came with it along with order forms to replace what was taken. This went on for a few months and everything was cool. Then one day the school was calling everyones houses who was in this teachers science class. Apparently some dork stole a vial of hydrochloric acid during lab and when the teacher had gathered them all up he noticed one missing. This prompted a call to everyones house and my father discovered my chemical supply. He did not say anything, yet I got busted by him. What really sucked though is that I didnt take that acid.
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I got suspended 3 times for cutting classes.
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Way too good to get caught. Only thing that caught up with me was my attendence, which required my mom to convince the principle to let me take correspondance courses to successfully graduate. That sucked.
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once for burning stuff (I was quite the pyro at 13)
once for possession of firecrackers at school once for fighting (I actually pushed a friend of mine and he slipped on some gravel and hit his head on the wall, most bullshit suspension ever, he even told the teachers it was an accident but because he got a concussion the school had to treat it as an assault or something). |
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I never got caught.
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Suspended 4 days for putting a kid's head through a schoolbus window (window not open at the time).
The kid had it comin' - it wasn't an unprovoked, random act of violence on my part at the time. Every small town has its bully...and this one needed an attitude adjustment. |
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Fighting and aggravated assault on a teacher whom grabbed me from behind. I was fighting while attending sun valley JR high I elbowed him in the nose when thinking it was someone coming after me. He didn't press any charges just had not attend my graduation.
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Skipping school......throwing papers at the ISS teacher and giving her hell with my sister......nothing too drastic
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Do Fun Shit.
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Once for plagiarizing a digital art piece... I fought this one and end of the day, had it cleared from my record. Art teacher thought my piece was too good and had to have been scanned... I saved and presented working files to the district and was found to be right of course.
Once for commercial usage of the computer labs at school... I was running promotions teams for bands and a few larger companies using the schools computer network... ooops. Besides that I was a pretty well behaved school kid, was to busy working and trying to hook up with cute chickies to get in much trouble.
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AHahaha! Now those are some inventive pranks!
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having sex in the bathroom
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Fighting. Only suspended once.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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liking poo
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I had only one indoor suspension in juior high. I sprayed 1 too many students with fart spary
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lol wtf people making acid and bombs lol thats just fucked!
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Only threatened suspension once. My legal mind was hard at work when I came up with the excuse that since the event was on a different school's campus, and I was rooting for the other team, I was not technically at a "school event" so they had no jurisdiction.
If my argument had not worked I would not be here today. As far as things I "could have been" suspended or expelled for, I do not have time to create the list. |
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I put the entire project together like a rapid-fire music video, with a ton of quick edits of visually interesting footage, added an original guitar soundtrack (supplied by a buddy), digital titling...the works. In the end, during the class presentation...the instructor thought it was "too good" and accused me of using footage from sources other than my own. I simply told him to pick any segment and I'd show him the original raw camera footage - but with the provision he'd owe me a $100 bucks for the false accusation. He never took me up on the challenge - and wound up giving me a B on the assignment. |
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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I Was kicked out of school for faking a live execution. I made it look like one kid shot and killed another (back before bringing guns to school was a bad thing)
Never went back to school after that.
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