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fuck i can't even keep track of how many times i was suspended. several times a year. fighting, vandalism, showing up drunk & stoned for class, not showing up for class, telling teachers to go fuck themselves, a long list of computer network related mishaps.
i got away with quite a bit because my football coaches made up my math, english, and social studies teachers through highschool. essentially i could sleep through every class i wanted to. teachers hated my ass because i wouldn't do ANY work in class ever, then would ace their exams and skip by with like a low 70 average.
finally in grade 11 i felt the wrath of my first expulsion for telling my bio teacher that she was a "sexist cunt" for not letting me go piss, and threatening to "piss in the lab sink in front of the entire class" if she didn't quit being an "ignorant bitch" or something like that.
they let me back in grade 12, which lasted all of about a month and a half before i lobbed a muffin about the size of a volleyball off the second story walkway above the gym into a 7th grade dodgeball game. seems fairly minor, but i was one zero tolerance at the time.
needless to say i finished my highschool education at the skid school.
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