How To Unplug A Toilet If You Don't Have a Plunger? - GoFuckYourself.com

GTS Mark · 10-13-2002, 05:33 PM

Damn corporate rental came with everything but a plunger!!!

Got a stupid paper towel stuck down there and now it won't flush!!

Any suggestions??

DH

pr0 · 10-13-2002, 05:34 PM

Use your hand

Just roll up your sleeves bro

greentea · 10-13-2002, 05:35 PM

Use your hand be a man pussy!

frankfortuna · 10-13-2002, 05:35 PM

If you're lucky it may dissolve over time. However, I'm not buying the paper towel story...

chass · 10-13-2002, 05:36 PM

Be brave...just stick your face in the can and see if you can pull it with your teeth.....

pr0 · 10-13-2002, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chass
Be brave...just stick your face in the can and see if you can pull it with your teeth.....

only in texas!

GTS Mark · 10-13-2002, 05:38 PM

Dude there were no kids being dropped off at the pool!

I was windexing this fricking huge pane of glass that this place has in the bathroom. No shower curtain just this huge fucking glass thing, then I stupidly took the paper towel and threw it in the toilet and flushed it...

That is how shit got to this! LOL!

DH

AnnihilaT · 10-13-2002, 05:39 PM

ITs prolly more than a towel he got stuck in there!

chass · 10-13-2002, 05:40 PM

pro...how else do we clean our toilets here in Texas?

smashface · 10-13-2002, 05:40 PM

Unravel a coat hanger and use it like a snake.

greentea · 10-13-2002, 05:40 PM

He wont use his hand because its a nasty log.

GTS Mark · 10-13-2002, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smashface
Unravel a coat hanger and use it like a snake.

Gonna try that BRB!

DH

Ted · 10-13-2002, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

I was windexing this fricking huge pane of glass that this place has in the bathroom. No shower curtain just this huge fucking glass thing, then I stupidly took the paper towel and threw it in the toilet and flushed it...
DH

Your first mistake was trying to do domestic work, leave it to the professionals.

If you dont have a plunger try using a coathanger, it works for the backyard abortionists

Otherwise get some chlorax or draino.

Plan B is to piss in the sink and run down to hooters everytime you need to take a dump.

Krome · 10-13-2002, 05:49 PM

If it is a whole toilet roll how the fuck did it get past the wiggly pipe at the back of the toilet? that is designed to stop stuff going past it...and a toilet roll is to big..If that were the case you could easily get it out...what really is in there?

We are your friends we wont laugh..........

GTS Mark · 10-13-2002, 05:51 PM

Ok no go on the coat hanger thingee and also tried fitting hand down the toilet but my massive muscles won't allow my hand to get down there.

Draino is starting to sound like my next option....

DH

GTS Mark · 10-13-2002, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted

Plan B is to piss in the sink and run down to hooters everytime you need to take a dump.

I'm banned from Hooters!!!

DH

pr0 · 10-13-2002, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
He wont use his hand because its a nasty log.

GTS Mark · 10-13-2002, 05:53 PM

My Shit Don't StinK!!!!!

DH

RMG · 10-13-2002, 05:53 PM

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B.Diker · 10-13-2002, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by RMG
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GTS Mark · 10-13-2002, 06:02 PM

Ok on the way to buy Draino. Tell you foos what happens when I get back.

DH

beerbust03 · 10-13-2002, 06:21 PM

In an emergency use your toilet brush, but use extreme force over and over again. Pretend you fucking a girl when you do it. That should cause the pressure to unclog your toilet. Hope it helps. And remember to throw away the toilet brush when your finished.

Ted · 10-13-2002, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

I'm banned from Hooters!!!

DH

You've been in vancouver for how long ??
do tell the story

salsbury · 10-13-2002, 06:28 PM

if you have a bucket, fill it with water and fill the bowl with it (if it's not already full). if you pour it in rapidly it may "force" the issue.

BV · 10-13-2002, 06:31 PM

use an electric blow dryer to force air down

heymatty · 10-13-2002, 06:39 PM

If you have a mop

Tie a garbage bag around it, the garbage bag stop the mop stinking like shit. It also helps make an air tight seal.

Stick it in the crapper then just plunge. If it fits tight enough the air pressure will push it through.

Then find a woman to cut the bag off the mop, its too risky to do it yourself. Also there may be water on the floor for them to deal with.

And you are done.

btw thanks for the mail dh talk to ya soon

Libertine · 10-13-2002, 06:52 PM

So many solutions, yet only 1 would really help: <b>BUY A FUCKING PLUNGER!</b>

Geez...it's not like it's any trouble or costs much or whatever...

ReFresh · 10-13-2002, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by chass
pro...how else do we clean our toilets here in Texas?

Dynamite seems to be effective.

GTS Mark · 10-13-2002, 07:01 PM

I fixed the shitter!!!

A plunger finally did the trick! LOL!!

You can all go back you your lives now!

DH

GTS Mark · 10-13-2002, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted

You've been in vancouver for how long ??
do tell the story

I went back the other day just for a couple of beers... And decided I was hungry. But don't worry I had steak this time instead of chicken! LOL!!

I told the waitress just before I left that my friend and I had a bad experience with the food last time we came.

Her face just dropped and she said you were those guys who got the breaded napkin!! I started laughing and told her yes it was my buddy Stealthy that got the breaded napkin.... Now this is where the brain power of these waitresses simply amazes me... She tells me that is not the first time it has happened!!!

LOL! Can you believe that shit! She said the manager had to call the wing supplier because this has happened in the past!!

God damn, I hope Stealthy is still sending a nasty letter to their head office. This shit has to stop!!!

DH

RMG · 10-13-2002, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

I went back the other day just for a couple of beers... And decided I was hungry. But don't worry I had steak this time instead of chicken! LOL!!

I told the waitress just before I left that my friend and I had a bad experience with the food last time we came.

Her face just dropped and she said you were those guys who got the breaded napkin!! I started laughing and told her yes it was my buddy Stealthy that got the breaded napkin.... Now this is where the brain power of these waitresses simply amazes me... She tells me that is not the first time it has happened!!!

LOL! Can you believe that shit! She said the manager had to call the wing supplier because this has happened in the past!!

God damn, I hope Stealthy is still sending a nasty letter to their head office. This shit has to stop!!!

DH

heh...as a former waiter myself, I can tell ya theres only two ways they will remember you. Big Tip - or something fucked up happend to you/your food.

mjrools23 · 10-13-2002, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chass
Be brave...just stick your face in the can and see if you can pull it with your teeth.....

Voodoo · 10-13-2002, 07:42 PM

Use a 2 Liter plastic bottle, put the "mouth" of the bottle into the drain hole, and squeeze air in/out of the drain.

I've done this in the past, and it worked fairly well.

GTS Mark · 10-13-2002, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
Use a 2 Liter plastic bottle, put the "mouth" of the bottle into the drain hole, and squeeze air in/out of the drain.

I've done this in the past, and it worked fairly well.

The shitter is fixed! No worries!

DH

Theo · 10-14-2002, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Damn corporate rental came with everything but a plunger!!!

Got a stupid paper towel stuck down there and now it won't flush!!

Any suggestions??

DH

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Rep · 10-14-2002, 12:13 AM

grab a metal coat hanger and unbend all the kinks and curves. shove that bitch down the shitter and presto it will drain.

just a warning some if not most of your hand will have to go into the piss water depending on how flooded the bowl is.

::retain for future flushing problems

Steve · 10-14-2002, 12:44 AM

Just a safety tip:
Don't EVER put Draino into standing water. It can shoot into your face and burn/scar/blind you.

I am glad you got a plunger instead of Draino. Liquid drain cleaners might be safe for a toilet, but check the labels first. Crystal Draino can fuck you up bad.

10-13-2002, 05:33 PM	#1
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	How To Unplug A Toilet If You Don't Have a Plunger? Damn corporate rental came with everything but a plunger!!! Got a stupid paper towel stuck down there and now it won't flush!! Any suggestions?? DH

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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	He wont use his hand because its a nasty log. __________________ blunts

10-13-2002, 05:35 PM	#4
frankfortuna Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,504	If you're lucky it may dissolve over time. However, I'm not buying the paper towel story...

10-13-2002, 05:36 PM	#5
chass Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Alamo City Posts: 498	Be brave...just stick your face in the can and see if you can pull it with your teeth.....

10-13-2002, 05:38 PM	#7
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Dude there were no kids being dropped off at the pool! I was windexing this fricking huge pane of glass that this place has in the bathroom. No shower curtain just this huge fucking glass thing, then I stupidly took the paper towel and threw it in the toilet and flushed it... That is how shit got to this! LOL! DH

10-13-2002, 05:40 PM	#10
smashface Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: San Francisco, California Posts: 991	Unravel a coat hanger and use it like a snake.

10-13-2002, 05:49 PM	#14
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	If it is a whole toilet roll how the fuck did it get past the wiggly pipe at the back of the toilet? that is designed to stop stuff going past it...and a toilet roll is to big..If that were the case you could easily get it out...what really is in there? We are your friends we wont laugh..........

10-13-2002, 05:51 PM	#15
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Ok no go on the coat hanger thingee and also tried fitting hand down the toilet but my massive muscles won't allow my hand to get down there. Draino is starting to sound like my next option.... DH

10-13-2002, 05:53 PM	#18
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	My Shit Don't StinK!!!!! DH

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10-13-2002, 06:02 PM	#21
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Ok on the way to buy Draino. Tell you foos what happens when I get back. DH

10-13-2002, 06:21 PM	#22
beerbust03 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 911	In an emergency use your toilet brush, but use extreme force over and over again. Pretend you fucking a girl when you do it. That should cause the pressure to unclog your toilet. Hope it helps. And remember to throw away the toilet brush when your finished. __________________ Hehehehe

10-13-2002, 06:28 PM	#24
salsbury Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,070	if you have a bucket, fill it with water and fill the bowl with it (if it's not already full). if you pour it in rapidly it may "force" the issue. __________________

10-13-2002, 06:31 PM	#25
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	use an electric blow dryer to force air down

10-13-2002, 06:39 PM	#26
heymatty Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Scottsdale :) Posts: 2,188	If you have a mop Tie a garbage bag around it, the garbage bag stop the mop stinking like shit. It also helps make an air tight seal. Stick it in the crapper then just plunge. If it fits tight enough the air pressure will push it through. Then find a woman to cut the bag off the mop, its too risky to do it yourself. Also there may be water on the floor for them to deal with. And you are done. btw thanks for the mail dh talk to ya soon __________________ Cashlantis ~ Black Book Cash

10-13-2002, 06:52 PM	#27
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	So many solutions, yet only 1 would really help: <b>BUY A FUCKING PLUNGER!</b> Geez...it's not like it's any trouble or costs much or whatever... __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

10-13-2002, 07:01 PM	#29
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	I fixed the shitter!!! A plunger finally did the trick! LOL!! You can all go back you your lives now! DH

10-13-2002, 07:42 PM	#33
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	Use a 2 Liter plastic bottle, put the "mouth" of the bottle into the drain hole, and squeeze air in/out of the drain. I've done this in the past, and it worked fairly well. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

10-14-2002, 12:13 AM	#36
Rep Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 991	grab a metal coat hanger and unbend all the kinks and curves. shove that bitch down the shitter and presto it will drain. just a warning some if not most of your hand will have to go into the piss water depending on how flooded the bowl is. ::retain for future flushing problems __________________ who \| grep -i blonde \| date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep Last edited by Rep; 10-14-2002 at 12:15 AM..

10-14-2002, 12:44 AM	#37
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	Just a safety tip: Don't EVER put Draino into standing water. It can shoot into your face and burn/scar/blind you. I am glad you got a plunger instead of Draino. Liquid drain cleaners might be safe for a toilet, but check the labels first. Crystal Draino can fuck you up bad.