How To Unplug A Toilet If You Don't Have a Plunger?
 

Damn corporate rental came with everything but a plunger!!!

Got a stupid paper towel stuck down there and now it won't flush!!

Any suggestions??

DH

Use your hand :thumbsup

Just roll up your sleeves bro

Use your hand be a man pussy!

If you're lucky it may dissolve over time. However, I'm not buying the paper towel story...

Be brave...just stick your face in the can and see if you can pull it with your teeth..... :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh only in texas!

Dude there were no kids being dropped off at the pool!

I was windexing this fricking huge pane of glass that this place has in the bathroom. No shower curtain just this huge fucking glass thing, then I stupidly took the paper towel and threw it in the toilet and flushed it...

That is how shit got to this! LOL!

DH

ITs prolly more than a towel he got stuck in there! :Kissmy

pro...how else do we clean our toilets here in Texas? :Graucho

Unravel a coat hanger and use it like a snake.

He wont use his hand because its a nasty log.

Gonna try that BRB!

DH

Your first mistake was trying to do domestic work, leave it to the professionals.

If you dont have a plunger try using a coathanger, it works for the backyard abortionists :Graucho

Otherwise get some chlorax or draino.

Plan B is to piss in the sink and run down to hooters everytime you need to take a dump.

If it is a whole toilet roll how the fuck did it get past the wiggly pipe at the back of the toilet? that is designed to stop stuff going past it...and a toilet roll is to big..If that were the case you could easily get it out...what really is in there?:Graucho We are your friends we wont laugh..........

Ok no go on the coat hanger thingee and also tried fitting hand down the toilet but my massive muscles won't allow my hand to get down there.


Draino is starting to sound like my next option....

DH

I'm banned from Hooters!!!

DH

:1orglaugh

My Shit Don't StinK!!!!!

DH

oww disgusting

Ok on the way to buy Draino. Tell you foos what happens when I get back.

DH

In an emergency use your toilet brush, but use extreme force over and over again. Pretend you fucking a girl when you do it. That should cause the pressure to unclog your toilet. Hope it helps. And remember to throw away the toilet brush when your finished.

You've been in vancouver for how long ??
do tell the story

if you have a bucket, fill it with water and fill the bowl with it (if it's not already full). if you pour it in rapidly it may "force" the issue.

use an electric blow dryer to force air down

:1orglaugh

If you have a mop

Tie a garbage bag around it, the garbage bag stop the mop stinking like shit. It also helps make an air tight seal.

Stick it in the crapper then just plunge. If it fits tight enough the air pressure will push it through.

Then find a woman to cut the bag off the mop, its too risky to do it yourself. Also there may be water on the floor for them to deal with.

And you are done.


btw thanks for the mail dh talk to ya soon

So many solutions, yet only 1 would really help: <b>BUY A FUCKING PLUNGER!</b>

Geez...it's not like it's any trouble or costs much or whatever...

Dynamite seems to be effective.

I fixed the shitter!!!

A plunger finally did the trick! LOL!!

You can all go back you your lives now!

DH

I went back the other day just for a couple of beers... And decided I was hungry. But don't worry I had steak this time instead of chicken! LOL!!

I told the waitress just before I left that my friend and I had a bad experience with the food last time we came.

Her face just dropped and she said you were those guys who got the breaded napkin!! I started laughing and told her yes it was my buddy Stealthy that got the breaded napkin.... Now this is where the brain power of these waitresses simply amazes me... She tells me that is not the first time it has happened!!!

LOL! Can you believe that shit! She said the manager had to call the wing supplier because this has happened in the past!!

God damn, I hope Stealthy is still sending a nasty letter to their head office. This shit has to stop!!!

DH

heh...as a former waiter myself, I can tell ya theres only two ways they will remember you. Big Tip - or something fucked up happend to you/your food.

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Use a 2 Liter plastic bottle, put the "mouth" of the bottle into the drain hole, and squeeze air in/out of the drain.

I've done this in the past, and it worked fairly well.

The shitter is fixed! No worries!

DH

watch trainspotting

grab a metal coat hanger and unbend all the kinks and curves. shove that bitch down the shitter and presto it will drain.

just a warning some if not most of your hand will have to go into the piss water depending on how flooded the bowl is.

::retain for future flushing problems

Just a safety tip:
Don't EVER put Draino into standing water. It can shoot into your face and burn/scar/blind you.

I am glad you got a plunger instead of Draino. Liquid drain cleaners might be safe for a toilet, but check the labels first. Crystal Draino can fuck you up bad.