pornmasta

what to do if george bush think you are jesus (or any other surnatural idea) and if most secrets services even the USA's one make everything to convince him that's the truth ?


Is watching porn enough ?

SexualDragon

engrish please

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pornmasta

really ?

ok "what to do if george bush think you are jesus ?"
is watching porn enough to make him think the opposite ?

Jens Van Assterdam

it is stupid!

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Gunni

why would bush think I was jesus?

G.A.F

If he thinks I'm Jesus (I'm a woman), he's first candidate for a mental asylum.

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pornmasta

ok let me know if it is a good story:

Because USA wanted sarkozy 25 years after mitterand, so they make a deal and french people wanted bush! (guess why)
So to have a fast way to drop Bush just after he was elected remember 2000's election ?) "they" made the 11th september based on a story of some guy, this guy was a young claimed jesus dropped by some people to get out Bush from drugs in the early 80's.
This child was a bully in the 80-90's and the other childs requested him stupids things in order stop to be bullied.
One of this request was to guess what comes after cold war.
His answer was terrorism.
So they asked him how, and since he was born the day of lockerbie's hijacking he answered that it is possible to use flight to make terrorism.

So some other people takes this story and use it to make bush think that the bully was really jesus, so they have a fast way to kick Bush if needed.

Now this guy is used as a way to kick Sarkozy in the nuts, because french people find a way to make him involved in a hacking story with a programmer working with the french fnaeg.

J. Falcon

I need a translator to translate what you just translated.

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pornmasta

ok let le know what is not clear, i'm not american

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It's all good, dont worry

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pornmasta

What it means in this case ? you are a spy

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what are you talking about?

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yea that makes no sense, babel fish??

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pornmasta

(not babelfish, fast english i hope this is more clear)

ok i start again:


ok let me know if it is a good story:


In the early 80's France elected mitterand as president.
Mitterand is socialist and some French people claimed
that soviet union will send tanks just after the election.
So French secrets service (right wing) made a deal with
the americans: they choose a president for the french
and french have to do what they can to elect him 25 years
later as a proof of allegiance with the USA.
Technically this is called high treason.

Americans have choosen Sarkozy
In exchange, french secret service have choosen a president too
and they choose Bush (guess why).

Americans secret services accepted the deal, because they really
wanted a pro-american French president.
So to have a way to kick and control Bush easily they convinced him
that a child is jesus, and "Jesus" asked him to stop taking drug.


This child was bullied in the 80-90's and the other childs requested
him stupids things in order stop to be bullied.
One of the request was to guess what comes after cold war.
His answer was terrorism.
So the other childs asked him how, and since he is born the day of
lockerbie's hijacking he answered that it is possible to use flights
to make terrorism.

So since secret service of France and USA have to be consistent, if Bush
learned his answer, they have to act according to what the child said.

So americans elected Bush in 2000 (with a controversy :p )
and it gaves the 11th september.


Now this "Jesus" is used as a way to kick Sarkozy in the nuts, because
french people find a way to make him involved in a hacking story with
a programmer working o the french fnaeg.
Fnaeg is the french genetic database used in crime prosecution, and Sarkozy
promoted it, and French justice put someone in jail while Sarkozy
knew that he is not guilty but put him in jail anyway because of
genetic analysis.

this is my temporary screenplay.

pornmasta

hmm never mind, there is still my first question:

how can you convince someone that what you do is not a message of god, if there is some people who act like it was ?

bobby666

why should he know that i am jesus - that's still a secret?

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pornmasta

because he must comply :p

KnightMare

pornmasta

in fact the true pictures are in this movie:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Truman_Show

spunkmister

here is a better story...

kid gets a computer...
kid gets hooked up to the internet...
kid discovers gfy.com....
kid takes a english class so we can understand what the heck he is trying to say...
kid is happy that everyone understands and they dont waste their time trying to figure out his message...
the end.

pornmasta

ok "kid"

sniperwolf

why are you asking anyway?

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pornmasta

yeah, why, anyway it is useless....

nosey

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Dvae

You lost me at "Americans have choosen Sarkozy"

The rest is "Pablum" as well!

sicone

no buts about it, this is stupid

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pornmasta

ok that's true my english is not perfect..

but i'll answer, because i'm pretty sure that as stupid as you could think it is, it can fit with the situation.

Why French have chosen Bush ?
Because, they didn't wanted Sarkozy.

Before 2002, Sarkozy was very impopular
http://www.php.sofres.com/cote/redir...ma+s%E9lection

So French accepted the deal (Sarkozy if Bush is president) and requested someone on drug in order that both countries cancel the deal later.
French accepted only the deal as a way to prove to americans that they don't want to become allies of communists.

To make Sarkozy popular, french media talked a lot about insecurity, and Chirac (who has now several lawsuits against him) and his prime minister Raffarin took Sarkozy to fight against insecurity. (watch the graphic to see the result).
In fact french Tv have just stop to talk about insecurity when Sarkozy was elected and started to talk about the result of the police, and Sarkozy is friends with the owners of powerful medias.


But americans wanted really someone who supports US, and they decided to continue the deal anyway.

Anusbananus

didnt really undersatdn whats it all about

Jens Van Assterdam

Jessuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Sssssss!

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mikeyddddd

Right now, I am as confused as Bush must be all of the time.

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pornmasta

I don't think that he think i'm jesus....

...but that was an easy one :p

pornmasta

pornmasta

oh yes da vinci code made millions with craps like that

wtfent

I have a headache now

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Jesus ?

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pornmasta

no manbearpig

pornmasta

my medical english is even worst as my english, but basically trying to interpret everything is possibiliy a paranoiac delirium (off course you have to know the truth to define that). you can see that in the da vinci code.... and it makes money...