(not babelfish, fast english i hope this is more clear)
ok i start again:
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why would bush think I was jesus?
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ok let me know if it is a good story:
In the early 80's France elected mitterand as president.
Mitterand is socialist and some French people claimed
that soviet union will send tanks just after the election.
So French secrets service (right wing) made a deal with
the americans: they choose a president for the french
and french have to do what they can to elect him 25 years
later as a proof of allegiance with the USA.
Technically this is called high treason.
Americans have choosen Sarkozy
In exchange, french secret service have choosen a president too
and they choose Bush (guess why).
Americans secret services accepted the deal, because they really
wanted a pro-american French president.
So to have a way to kick and control Bush easily they convinced him
that a child is jesus, and "Jesus" asked him to stop taking drug.
This child was bullied in the 80-90's and the other childs requested
him stupids things in order stop to be bullied.
One of the request was to guess what comes after cold war.
His answer was terrorism.
So the other childs asked him how, and since he is born the day of
lockerbie's hijacking he answered that it is possible to use flights
to make terrorism.
So since secret service of France and USA have to be consistent, if Bush
learned his answer, they have to act according to what the child said.
So americans elected Bush in 2000 (with a controversy :p )
and it gaves the 11th september.
Now this "Jesus" is used as a way to kick Sarkozy in the nuts, because
french people find a way to make him involved in a hacking story with
a programmer working o the french fnaeg.
Fnaeg is the french genetic database used in crime prosecution, and Sarkozy
promoted it, and French justice put someone in jail while Sarkozy
knew that he is not guilty but put him in jail anyway because of
genetic analysis.
this is my temporary screenplay.