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Old 04-18-2008, 07:37 AM   #1
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Friday's Joke
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,

"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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Old 04-18-2008, 07:46 AM   #2
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funny how the jokes are made up fast with current events
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Old 04-18-2008, 07:46 AM   #3
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muhaha....
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:08 AM   #4
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that was great. will be passing that along today.
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:13 AM   #5
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Hahahaha!
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:18 AM   #6
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:26 AM   #7
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that was great, the quality has of your jokes has picked back up compdr. it went downhill for awhile, glad to see they are funny again. I look forward to reading them everyday.
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:30 AM   #8
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:41 AM   #9
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funny how the jokes are made up fast with current events
That joke isn't new, just replace the past presidents with current or future ones and the joke seems current
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:42 AM   #10
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That joke isn't new, just replace the past presidents with current or future ones and the joke seems current
ahhh lol
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:43 AM   #11
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Old 04-18-2008, 09:53 AM   #12
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yer a funny guy
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:18 AM   #13
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hehe nice one
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:19 AM   #14
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:40 AM   #15
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It works with any of the candidates. :-)
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:45 AM   #16
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:50 AM   #18
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Old 04-18-2008, 12:59 PM   #21
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You're on a fucking roll Comp, keep it up!
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