Friday's Joke
 

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,

"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

funny how the jokes are made up fast with current events :)

muhaha....

that was great. will be passing that along today.

Hahahaha!

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that was great, the quality has of your jokes has picked back up compdr. it went downhill for awhile, glad to see they are funny again. I look forward to reading them everyday.

That was crap.

That joke isn't new, just replace the past presidents with current or future ones and the joke seems current :winkwink:

ahhh lol

Oh snap!

yer a funny guy

hehe nice one :)

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It works with any of the candidates. :-)

ha ha ha

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he he he

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You're on a fucking roll Comp, keep it up!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Good one!