Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar Mark Forums Read
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 04-17-2008, 07:50 AM   #1
OMG Jim
Confirmed User
 
OMG Jim's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 3,153
:mad ROAD RAGE! What pisses you off most???

I have lived in a large metropolitan area my whole driving life and have learned to put up with the congestion during certain parts of the day but no matter how calm I try to stay in traffic there are 2 things that ALWAYS set me off.

1. Slow ass driver in the left lane of the expressway or multi-lane road holding up multiple cars and causing dangerous passing.

2. People that don't use their blinkers. I hope they remember that when they get cut off the next time.

How about ya'll? What pisses you off the most when driving?
_
__________________
ICQ: 254 914 537 - Skype: AlmightyJim
OMG Jim is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 07:54 AM   #2
Lycanthrope
Confirmed User
 
Lycanthrope's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 4,517
Slow drivers in the far left lane, tail-gaters (not the party at the stadium kind), and people with cell phones.
__________________
Lycanthrope is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 07:56 AM   #3
G.A.F
Confirmed User
 
G.A.F's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Andorra
Posts: 370

I can't stant slow cars that block all the street. The same with motorcycles when they go very slow in the middle of the street and you can't pass them anywhere.
In highways, same as you: anyone not using their blinkers and doing sudden movements.
__________________
Phonebilling made simple - Use Pin 2 Enter No Chargeback deductions EVER - No Retentions - Premium Rate - Drop Charge - SMS - Weekly Payments - Worldwide Coverage, available in 20 languages and growing!
Global Accés - GUARANTEED MINIMUM EARNINGS
G.A.F is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 07:57 AM   #4
MichelleB
Confirmed User
 
MichelleB's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: mich
Posts: 1,146
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlmightyJim View Post
I have lived in a large metropolitan area my whole driving life and have learned to put up with the congestion during certain parts of the day but no matter how calm I try to stay in traffic there are 2 things that ALWAYS set me off.

1. Slow ass driver in the left lane of the expressway or multi-lane road holding up multiple cars and causing dangerous passing.

2. People that don't use their blinkers. I hope they remember that when they get cut off the next time.

How about ya'll? What pisses you off the most when driving?
_
That's exactly what I was going to say.
MichelleB is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:12 AM   #5
jeffrey
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Alberta
Posts: 1,864
People that STOP in the merge lane... wtf how are you supposed to merge with traffic moving 110kmph when you fucking stop.
__________________
Coming Soon!
jeffrey is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:22 AM   #6
baX
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
baX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: BP
Posts: 17,911
Stupid blond whores in expensive cars talking on their cells. They don't give a fuck about other drivers. You can see from a 100 miles that they had to suck some cocks to get their driver licenses coz they have 0 driver skills and know shit about traffic signs and regulations.
baX is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:23 AM   #7
SykkBoy
Jesus loves bacon
 
SykkBoy's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Sin City, Motherfucker
Posts: 19,969
people who never learned where their blinker is located....
yesterday, I saw a *schoolbus* cut across 3 lanes with no blinker, nothing...

I think there is a law here in Vegas that blinkers are necessary only when you feel like it or something...and apparently, I was asleep when they announced the law...
SykkBoy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:28 AM   #8
Tom_PM
Porn Meister
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 16,443
Everyone who thinks laws are optional when they're driving, but would apply them strictly to everyone who pisses them off.

Basically; idiots.
__________________
43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.
Tom_PM is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:30 AM   #9
OG LennyT
Wall Street Pimp
 
OG LennyT's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 14,345
Truckers who take 5 minutes to pass another 18-wheeler going 1 MPH slower, on a two-lane section of highway.

People going below the posted speed limit.

No blinkers, cell phone yackers...
OG LennyT is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:38 AM   #10
Anna_Miller
Confirmed User
 
Anna_Miller's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 4RealCash.com
Posts: 697
- Definately people who go slow in the left lane!!

- People who think they aer being nice & give up they right of way to let traffic go. I saw someone yesterday stop in the middle of the road to left a car turn left - they almost caused an accident. I gues thought they were being nice by making up their own traffic rules. Dumbass!
__________________

My Official Website
Anna at 4RealCash dot com
icq 610460777
Anna_Miller is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:41 AM   #11
Redrob
Confirmed User
 
Redrob's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In a refrigerator box by the tracks.
Posts: 4,791
People who pull out into an inside traffic lane when there isn't enough room to access the lane they want. The result is that they block the outside lane with their lame ass car waiting for the inside lane to move forward.
Redrob is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:41 AM   #12
VikingMan
Exploiting human weakness
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: next to a salmon stream
Posts: 6,533
People who tailgate the cars in front of them at at traffic light and then get stuck in the center of the intersection while cars from the other direction are blocked during their green light. Brainless
VikingMan is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:52 AM   #13
sumvanilla
Registered User
 
sumvanilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: California
Posts: 67
It drives me crazy when there's a lot of traffic and there's always that one car that thinks there going somewhere so the chnge lanes about five time just to get......nowhere

It also drives me crazy when people don't use ther blinker or look before they get over.....last week I was almost hit twice by people just getting over and not looking

People that slow down to look at the accident on the other side of the freeway......thats annoying

Tailgaters....there the worst....they make me wanna go 35 miles an hour in a 65
sumvanilla is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 09:01 AM   #14
escorpio
I love to racism, bro!
 
escorpio's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA! USA! USA!
Posts: 23,133
Cell phone yakkers! I came within an inch of getting broadsided by a cell phone yakker blowing through a red light yesterday. HANG UP AND DRIVE!!
escorpio is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 09:26 AM   #15
Brother Bilo
Confirmed User
 
Brother Bilo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: I live in cage
Posts: 4,193
#1 thing is going out of your way to let someone over into your lane and then not getting a courtesy wave. That's when I wish I had some kind of mental powers that I could just blow their car up right there.

#2 is when you have your blinker on, waiting for the car next to you to pass so you can get over and the guy coming up behind hauls ass to make sure you don't get in front of him.

Jebus, give me the mental powers to blow cars up. The roads would be so much better to drive on.
__________________
Brother Bilo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 09:39 AM   #16
Adam_OC3
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 320
I'm OK with getting cut off or someone not seeing me and doing something stupid, because I've done the same many times...but I hate slow drivers who just want to sit in the left lane
__________________
Adam Marpet
Complex Hosting Solutions
1-877-OC3-NETWORKS
Adam [at] OC3Networks.com / ICQ 459504857
www.OC3Networks.com
Adam_OC3 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 09:43 AM   #17
Holly
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Holly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Jesusland
Posts: 10,017
Quote:
Originally Posted by baX View Post
Stupid blond whores in expensive cars talking on their cells. They don't give a fuck about other drivers. You can see from a 100 miles that they had to suck some cocks to get their driver licenses coz they have 0 driver skills and know shit about traffic signs and regulations.
You're welcome.
__________________
War National Damn Champions Eagle
Holly is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 09:47 AM   #18
Rand
Industry Vet
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Santa Monica, CA
Posts: 2,663
I'd like to nominate this as the best (non-business) "Thread of the Week"!

Can we get a sticky on this please?
Rand is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 09:49 AM   #19
Horny Dude
Earn enough to buy coffee
 
Horny Dude's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: San Diego, Ca.
Posts: 4,912
It pisses me off when a driver instead of waiting in line like all of us, they go to the very front and try and cut in, pretend like they didn't know the line of cars was for the exit ramp. Remember grammar school?? NO CUTS!
__________________
Horny Dude is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 01:48 PM   #20
Birdman33
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 249
People who have there blinkers on since 1989 . Ohh yea and asian women
Birdman33 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 01:56 PM   #21
dready
Confirmed User
 
dready's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Toronto, ON
Posts: 5,247
People that don't keep right except to pass. This includes all the people that drive in the middle lane when the slow lane is wide open.
__________________
ICQ: 91139591
dready is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 02:09 PM   #22
Fireflye
Registered User
 
Fireflye's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: NC
Posts: 68
I hate people that do not use their blinker. What gives, I mean it's not like its very hard to reach over less than an inch and use it.

People blocking intersections when they come to a complete stop waiting on the light to change.

People weaving in and out of traffic trying to get ahead somewhere.

I also hate it when people fly through the red light, it happens alot here.

People that use the cell phone while driving.

Slow drivers
__________________
[email protected]
1-800-628-0241 Ext 256
ICQ-295828662
Fireflye is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 02:11 PM   #23
Grapesoda
So Fucking Banned
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Montana
Posts: 46,238
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlmightyJim View Post
I have lived in a large metropolitan area my whole driving life and have learned to put up with the congestion during certain parts of the day but no matter how calm I try to stay in traffic there are 2 things that ALWAYS set me off.

1. Slow ass driver in the left lane of the expressway or multi-lane road holding up multiple cars and causing dangerous passing.

2. People that don't use their blinkers. I hope they remember that when they get cut off the next time.

How about ya'll? What pisses you off the most when driving?
_
sitting in jail after you kill a few pedestrians ask brian surewood
Grapesoda is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 02:31 PM   #24
CherryLipsRosa
Confirmed User
 
CherryLipsRosa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Costa Rica
Posts: 3,603
This Thread is for me lolol
I hate everything Costa Rican drivers do.
1- Driving slow on the left lane and even if you flicker your lights , they will never move.
2- Motorcycles that come in front of you and drive like maniacs not allowing you to pass
3- buses that drive on the left lane even stopping on the left to pick up passengers (yes they do it here)
4- cab drivers who stop anywhere without even pulling to the side
5- Blinkers ?? What r those lol
6- when you are driving on a main road and a car decides to come out of a side road in front of you but take its time to accelerate forcing you to slam on the breaks.
7- when a car wants to make a turn onto a side road but almost stop before turning also forcing you to slam on the breaks

Ok i can go on and on lol This shows how much i hate driving here
__________________
Rosalia M.
ICQ.12150439
Skype. cherrylipsrosa
CherryLipsRosa is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 02:43 PM   #25
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
CurrentlySober's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,647
I hate the moms who hold their children out of the window to go to the bathroom... I had it once where there was not only pee all down my car, but a lump of turd on the windshield...I tried to clean it wit h the wipers, but that just smeared it everywhere and caused me to hit a biker...
__________________


👁️ 👍️ 💩
CurrentlySober is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 02:53 PM   #26
abyss_al
**LOOKING FOR TRADES**
 
abyss_al's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Southern California
Posts: 15,605
when the car behind me gets really really close.. I wanna stop, get out, and kill them! I usually slam on the breaks to scare the shit out of them muahahahaha
__________________
EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx
abyss_al is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 02:57 PM   #27
farkedup
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Kalamazoo, MI
Posts: 2,490
when I'm passing a truck (2 lanes everywhere here) and doing the speed limit (70) while the truck is doing 60-65 and they sit there up my ass honking, swerving and blinking their lights.

What does that tell me? I pace myself with that truck that I WAS passing and let the fucker sit. I don't mind if somebody doing 80 ends up up my ass while slowing down and then backs off. If you resort to honking or blinking you get your ass stuck!

I drive a civic hybrid and drive the speed LIMIT everywhere to conserve fuel. if I'm doing the speed LIMIT back the fuck off!
__________________
-- QUOTE ME IT MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL --
farkedup is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 03:59 PM   #28
OMG Jim
Confirmed User
 
OMG Jim's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 3,153
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner View Post
I hate the moms who hold their children out of the window to go to the bathroom... I had it once where there was not only pee all down my car, but a lump of turd on the windshield...I tried to clean it wit h the wipers, but that just smeared it everywhere and caused me to hit a biker...
This has got to be the best post in the thread

Do you live in the rural South? This sounds just like something the good ole boy's baby's momma would do.

_
__________________
ICQ: 254 914 537 - Skype: AlmightyJim
OMG Jim is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 04:01 PM   #29
Phil
Confirmed User
 
Phil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 7,659
Chinese and Indian drivers.
__________________
Ask Phil
Phil is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 04:03 PM   #30
marcop
Content Producer
 
marcop's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 4,144
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlmightyJim View Post
1. Slow ass driver in the left lane of the expressway or multi-lane road holding up multiple cars and causing dangerous passing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
marcop is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 04:08 PM   #31
Antonio
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Antonio's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa
Posts: 14,136
fucking stupid pedestrians
Antonio is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 04:16 PM   #32
papill0n
Unregistered Abuser
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 15,547
Being a rider of a bike there are too many things to list. Everytime I hit the bitumen some idiot tries to kill me.
papill0n is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 04:59 PM   #33
Pornwolf
Drunk and Unruly
 
Pornwolf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 22,712
I have gotten out of my car with one end of "The Club" in hand and ran up to the car in front of me to bash his fucking head in for cutting me off in a foul manner and damn near causing an accident.

If you are gonna do something dirty don't stop at the red light while the victim is behind you.
__________________
I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

Webair, bitches.
Pornwolf is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 07:05 PM   #34
Slick
Confirmed User
 
Slick's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Houghton, MI
Posts: 7,338
I have to agree about people not using blinkers. The other thing that really pisses me off is when you're on a 2 lane road and there's a car in each lane, side by side, going slow and the same exact speed, so there's no way to get around them.
Slick is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 07:07 PM   #35
Spunky
I need a beer
 
Spunky's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
People who are concentrating on their phone call instead of the road
__________________
Spunky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 07:33 PM   #36
Ron Bennett
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1,653
Quote:
Originally Posted by farkedup View Post
...What does that tell me? I pace myself with that truck that I WAS passing and let the fucker sit. I don't mind if somebody doing 80 ends up up my ass while slowing down and then backs off. If you resort to honking or blinking you get your ass stuck!...
The passing lane is for passing - blockading is illegal. I've seen police in New Jersey pull people over for hogging the passing lane, even at the speed limit. NJ is among the few states where the drive right, pass left law is actively enforced.

Blockading is very dangerous - not just for you, but also dangerous for the driver aside of you that may no idea that you're purposedly blocking traffic flow - they can potentially find themselves in a crash caused by you enraging others.

With that said, tapping the break a bit can sometimes help others back off, but a better way is to be aware of cars coming up behind you and adjust your passing speed accordingly so you're out of their way in a timely manner.

Quote:
I drive a civic hybrid and drive the speed LIMIT everywhere to conserve fuel. if I'm doing the speed LIMIT back the fuck off!
Driving the speed limit doesn't always conserve fuel - for one, the optimal fuel efficient speed will in many instances be lower (or sometimes higher) than the posted speed limit.

Hope you're not one of those folks who drives 50 or so in a 65 zone (seeing that a lot more these days) ... 50 can be very efficient, but a sure way to get rear-ended eventually, assuming one isn't pulled over first for impeding traffic.

Ron
__________________
Domagon - Website Management and Domain Name Sales
Ron Bennett is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 07:41 PM   #37
tony286
lurker
 
tony286's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: atlanta
Posts: 57,021
no blinkers and people talking on cellphone without a headset not paying attention at all to what they are doing.
tony286 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 07:47 PM   #38
GregE
Confirmed User
 
GregE's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 2,704
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron Bennett View Post
The passing lane is for passing
Amen to that! Cops should enforce that law everywhere.

Everything else you said was exactly on target as well
__________________

50/50 lifetime payout - EXCLUSIVE CONTENT - CCBill
CLiCK here for your Bun Beating Dollars.
GregE is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 07:54 PM   #39
Bdiddy
Confirmed User
 
Bdiddy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Seattle & Manila
Posts: 2,456
Every driver in the philippines
__________________
"..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter

"frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin
Bdiddy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:12 PM   #40
Spunky
I need a beer
 
Spunky's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
Old Asian ladies who barely can see over the dash
__________________
Spunky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:14 PM   #41
minddust
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 2,438
Last road rage I've been victim of... involve a bunch of mexicans and a gun...

I've shot them all.
minddust is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:34 PM   #42
aico
Moo Moo Cow
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
Posts: 14,748
People who slow down to let people onto the freeway.
aico is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:37 PM   #43
Spunky
I need a beer
 
Spunky's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
Women who must multitask while driving
__________________
Spunky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:47 PM   #44
farkedup
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Kalamazoo, MI
Posts: 2,490
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron Bennett View Post
Driving the speed limit doesn't always conserve fuel - for one, the optimal fuel efficient speed will in many instances be lower (or sometimes higher) than the posted speed limit.

Hope you're not one of those folks who drives 50 or so in a 65 zone (seeing that a lot more these days) ... 50 can be very efficient, but a sure way to get rear-ended eventually, assuming one isn't pulled over first for impeding traffic.

Ron
I'm very aware of this, I simply drive the speed limit which here is 70MPH. I save at least 5MPG doing 70 instead of 80 although 70 does burn considerably more gas than driving 50-55 I simply don't want to be that kind of a road hazard.

The only time I blockade a car is like I said when they're flashing at me and just being pushy about it. Any accident coming from the idiot trying to unsafely go around is in no possible way any fault mine. If they would have just waited a lil bit I would have safely been around.

Why the hell should I speed up because somebody flies up behind me? If I'm at the posted speed LIMIT somebody flying up behind me is driving at an unsafe speed and they need to be prepared to slow the fuck down. it is not in any way my responsibility to speed so that people can get around me.
__________________
-- QUOTE ME IT MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL --
farkedup is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:55 PM   #45
TidalWave
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 2,706
- people who switch lanes for no damn reason, no traffic in front of them
- people going slow in the left lanes, if you want to go slow or EVEN THE SPEED LIMIT then GET OVER with the rest of your flakey buddies.

the left side of the road is for going faster and passing. If you are going slower than the guy coming up behind you, then YOURE IN THE WRONG LANE. Plain and Simple.

People who are unaware that there are really fast cars on the road and looking once then moving a few seconds later will get them into an accident. They need to look multiple times and very frequently to be sure the lane is still empty.
My car is a lot faster than yours, in the time it took for you to check the first time then finally come over (without a blinker) I could already be right along side of you.
__________________
www.SwiftNode.com

Last edited by TidalWave; 04-17-2008 at 08:58 PM..
TidalWave is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:56 PM   #46
TidalWave
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 2,706
Quote:
Originally Posted by farkedup View Post
I'm very aware of this, I simply drive the speed limit which here is 70MPH. I save at least 5MPG doing 70 instead of 80 although 70 does burn considerably more gas than driving 50-55 I simply don't want to be that kind of a road hazard.

The only time I blockade a car is like I said when they're flashing at me and just being pushy about it. Any accident coming from the idiot trying to unsafely go around is in no possible way any fault mine. If they would have just waited a lil bit I would have safely been around.

Why the hell should I speed up because somebody flies up behind me? If I'm at the posted speed LIMIT somebody flying up behind me is driving at an unsafe speed and they need to be prepared to slow the fuck down. it is not in any way my responsibility to speed so that people can get around me.
Then why are you in that lane to begin with? If you want to go slow, stay out of the fast lane or speed up to make sure you get out of it as quickly as possible since you dont belong there.
__________________
www.SwiftNode.com
TidalWave is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 08:58 PM   #47
Spunky
I need a beer
 
Spunky's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
People cutting me off. usually in SUV's
__________________
Spunky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 09:19 PM   #48
topnotch, standup guy
Confirmed User
 
topnotch, standup guy's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Here and there.
Posts: 1,562
Quote:
Originally Posted by farkedup View Post
The only time I blockade a car is like I said when they're flashing at me and just being pushy about it. Any accident coming from the idiot trying to unsafely go around is in no possible way any fault mine.
No you fucking moron, the fault would be with the person deliberately blocking traffic on a highway.

Quote:
Originally Posted by farkedup View Post
Why the hell should I speed up because somebody flies up behind me?
Because it's the passing lane, otherwise known as the fast lane. Now why the fuck do you suppose it's called that, so penny pinching idiots like you can putter along at the "posted speed limit" or for people to quickly and efficiently pass slower moving vehicles?

Last edited by topnotch, standup guy; 04-17-2008 at 09:21 PM..
topnotch, standup guy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 09:51 PM   #49
The Judge
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Mobile, AL
Posts: 1,647
most tailgaters are stupid females in minivans and suv;s, you look at their faces and see that brainless expression, you are in the right lane driving the speed limit and the bitches still tailgate
__________________
The Judge is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-17-2008, 10:02 PM   #50
mikeyddddd
Viva la vulva!
 
mikeyddddd's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
Posts: 16,557
Quote:
Originally Posted by jeffrey View Post
People that STOP in the merge lane... wtf how are you supposed to merge with traffic moving 110kmph when you fucking stop.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anna_Miller View Post
- Definately people who go slow in the left lane!!
At the top of my list.
mikeyddddd is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks
Thread Tools



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.