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OMG Jim 04-17-2008 07:50 AM

ROAD RAGE! What pisses you off most???
 
I have lived in a large metropolitan area my whole driving life and have learned to put up with the congestion during certain parts of the day but no matter how calm I try to stay in traffic there are 2 things that ALWAYS set me off.

1. Slow ass driver in the left lane of the expressway or multi-lane road holding up multiple cars and causing dangerous passing.:Oh crap

2. People that don't use their blinkers. I hope they remember that when they get cut off the next time. :disgust

How about ya'll? What pisses you off the most when driving?
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Lycanthrope 04-17-2008 07:54 AM

Slow drivers in the far left lane, tail-gaters (not the party at the stadium kind), and people with cell phones.

G.A.F 04-17-2008 07:56 AM

I can't stant slow cars that block all the street. The same with motorcycles when they go very slow in the middle of the street and you can't pass them anywhere.
In highways, same as you: anyone not using their blinkers and doing sudden movements.

MichelleB 04-17-2008 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim (Post 14079352)
I have lived in a large metropolitan area my whole driving life and have learned to put up with the congestion during certain parts of the day but no matter how calm I try to stay in traffic there are 2 things that ALWAYS set me off.

1. Slow ass driver in the left lane of the expressway or multi-lane road holding up multiple cars and causing dangerous passing.:Oh crap

2. People that don't use their blinkers. I hope they remember that when they get cut off the next time. :disgust

How about ya'll? What pisses you off the most when driving?
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That's exactly what I was going to say.:thumbsup:mad:

jeffrey 04-17-2008 08:12 AM

People that STOP in the merge lane... wtf how are you supposed to merge with traffic moving 110kmph when you fucking stop.

baX 04-17-2008 08:22 AM

Stupid blond whores in expensive cars talking on their cells. They don't give a fuck about other drivers. You can see from a 100 miles that they had to suck some cocks to get their driver licenses coz they have 0 driver skills and know shit about traffic signs and regulations.

SykkBoy 04-17-2008 08:23 AM

people who never learned where their blinker is located....
yesterday, I saw a *schoolbus* cut across 3 lanes with no blinker, nothing...

I think there is a law here in Vegas that blinkers are necessary only when you feel like it or something...and apparently, I was asleep when they announced the law...

Tom_PM 04-17-2008 08:28 AM

Everyone who thinks laws are optional when they're driving, but would apply them strictly to everyone who pisses them off.

Basically; idiots.

OG LennyT 04-17-2008 08:30 AM

Truckers who take 5 minutes to pass another 18-wheeler going 1 MPH slower, on a two-lane section of highway.

People going below the posted speed limit.

No blinkers, cell phone yackers...

Anna_Miller 04-17-2008 08:38 AM

- Definately people who go slow in the left lane!!

- People who think they aer being nice & give up they right of way to let traffic go. I saw someone yesterday stop in the middle of the road to left a car turn left - they almost caused an accident. I gues thought they were being nice by making up their own traffic rules. Dumbass!

Redrob 04-17-2008 08:41 AM

People who pull out into an inside traffic lane when there isn't enough room to access the lane they want. The result is that they block the outside lane with their lame ass car waiting for the inside lane to move forward.

VikingMan 04-17-2008 08:41 AM

People who tailgate the cars in front of them at at traffic light and then get stuck in the center of the intersection while cars from the other direction are blocked during their green light. Brainless:321GFY

sumvanilla 04-17-2008 08:52 AM

It drives me crazy when there's a lot of traffic and there's always that one car that thinks there going somewhere so the chnge lanes about five time just to get......nowhere

It also drives me crazy when people don't use ther blinker or look before they get over.....last week I was almost hit twice by people just getting over and not looking

People that slow down to look at the accident on the other side of the freeway......thats annoying

Tailgaters....there the worst....they make me wanna go 35 miles an hour in a 65

escorpio 04-17-2008 09:01 AM

Cell phone yakkers! I came within an inch of getting broadsided by a cell phone yakker blowing through a red light yesterday. HANG UP AND DRIVE!!

Brother Bilo 04-17-2008 09:26 AM

#1 thing is going out of your way to let someone over into your lane and then not getting a courtesy wave. That's when I wish I had some kind of mental powers that I could just blow their car up right there.

#2 is when you have your blinker on, waiting for the car next to you to pass so you can get over and the guy coming up behind hauls ass to make sure you don't get in front of him.

Jebus, give me the mental powers to blow cars up. The roads would be so much better to drive on.

Adam_OC3 04-17-2008 09:39 AM

I'm OK with getting cut off or someone not seeing me and doing something stupid, because I've done the same many times...but I hate slow drivers who just want to sit in the left lane :mad:

Holly 04-17-2008 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baX (Post 14079501)
Stupid blond whores in expensive cars talking on their cells. They don't give a fuck about other drivers. You can see from a 100 miles that they had to suck some cocks to get their driver licenses coz they have 0 driver skills and know shit about traffic signs and regulations.

You're welcome.

Rand 04-17-2008 09:47 AM

I'd like to nominate this as the best (non-business) "Thread of the Week"!

Can we get a sticky on this please?

Horny Dude 04-17-2008 09:49 AM

It pisses me off when a driver instead of waiting in line like all of us, they go to the very front and try and cut in, pretend like they didn't know the line of cars was for the exit ramp. Remember grammar school?? NO CUTS!

Birdman33 04-17-2008 01:48 PM

People who have there blinkers on since 1989 . Ohh yea and asian women

dready 04-17-2008 01:56 PM

People that don't keep right except to pass. This includes all the people that drive in the middle lane when the slow lane is wide open.

Fireflye 04-17-2008 02:09 PM

I hate people that do not use their blinker. What gives, I mean it's not like its very hard to reach over less than an inch and use it.

People blocking intersections when they come to a complete stop waiting on the light to change.

People weaving in and out of traffic trying to get ahead somewhere.

I also hate it when people fly through the red light, it happens alot here.

People that use the cell phone while driving.

Slow drivers

Grapesoda 04-17-2008 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim (Post 14079352)
I have lived in a large metropolitan area my whole driving life and have learned to put up with the congestion during certain parts of the day but no matter how calm I try to stay in traffic there are 2 things that ALWAYS set me off.

1. Slow ass driver in the left lane of the expressway or multi-lane road holding up multiple cars and causing dangerous passing.:Oh crap

2. People that don't use their blinkers. I hope they remember that when they get cut off the next time. :disgust

How about ya'll? What pisses you off the most when driving?
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sitting in jail after you kill a few pedestrians :( ask brian surewood

CherryLipsRosa 04-17-2008 02:31 PM

This Thread is for me lolol
I hate everything Costa Rican drivers do.
1- Driving slow on the left lane and even if you flicker your lights , they will never move.
2- Motorcycles that come in front of you and drive like maniacs not allowing you to pass
3- buses that drive on the left lane even stopping on the left to pick up passengers (yes they do it here)
4- cab drivers who stop anywhere without even pulling to the side
5- Blinkers ?? What r those lol
6- when you are driving on a main road and a car decides to come out of a side road in front of you but take its time to accelerate forcing you to slam on the breaks.
7- when a car wants to make a turn onto a side road but almost stop before turning also forcing you to slam on the breaks :)

Ok i can go on and on lol This shows how much i hate driving here :)

CurrentlySober 04-17-2008 02:43 PM

I hate the moms who hold their children out of the window to go to the bathroom... I had it once where there was not only pee all down my car, but a lump of turd on the windshield...I tried to clean it wit h the wipers, but that just smeared it everywhere and caused me to hit a biker...

abyss_al 04-17-2008 02:53 PM

when the car behind me gets really really close.. I wanna stop, get out, and kill them! I usually slam on the breaks to scare the shit out of them muahahahaha

farkedup 04-17-2008 02:57 PM

when I'm passing a truck (2 lanes everywhere here) and doing the speed limit (70) while the truck is doing 60-65 and they sit there up my ass honking, swerving and blinking their lights.

What does that tell me? I pace myself with that truck that I WAS passing and let the fucker sit. I don't mind if somebody doing 80 ends up up my ass while slowing down and then backs off. If you resort to honking or blinking you get your ass stuck!

I drive a civic hybrid and drive the speed LIMIT everywhere to conserve fuel. if I'm doing the speed LIMIT back the fuck off!

OMG Jim 04-17-2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 14081272)
I hate the moms who hold their children out of the window to go to the bathroom... I had it once where there was not only pee all down my car, but a lump of turd on the windshield...I tried to clean it wit h the wipers, but that just smeared it everywhere and caused me to hit a biker...

This has got to be the best post in the thread :1orglaugh

Do you live in the rural South? This sounds just like something the good ole boy's baby's momma would do. :Oh crap

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Phil 04-17-2008 04:01 PM

Chinese and Indian drivers.

marcop 04-17-2008 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim (Post 14079352)
1. Slow ass driver in the left lane of the expressway or multi-lane road holding up multiple cars and causing dangerous passing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Antonio 04-17-2008 04:08 PM

fucking stupid pedestrians

papill0n 04-17-2008 04:16 PM

Being a rider of a bike there are too many things to list. Everytime I hit the bitumen some idiot tries to kill me.

Pornwolf 04-17-2008 04:59 PM

I have gotten out of my car with one end of "The Club" in hand and ran up to the car in front of me to bash his fucking head in for cutting me off in a foul manner and damn near causing an accident.

If you are gonna do something dirty don't stop at the red light while the victim is behind you.

Slick 04-17-2008 07:05 PM

I have to agree about people not using blinkers. The other thing that really pisses me off is when you're on a 2 lane road and there's a car in each lane, side by side, going slow and the same exact speed, so there's no way to get around them.

Spunky 04-17-2008 07:07 PM

People who are concentrating on their phone call instead of the road

Ron Bennett 04-17-2008 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 14081339)
...What does that tell me? I pace myself with that truck that I WAS passing and let the fucker sit. I don't mind if somebody doing 80 ends up up my ass while slowing down and then backs off. If you resort to honking or blinking you get your ass stuck!...

The passing lane is for passing - blockading is illegal. I've seen police in New Jersey pull people over for hogging the passing lane, even at the speed limit. NJ is among the few states where the drive right, pass left law is actively enforced.

Blockading is very dangerous - not just for you, but also dangerous for the driver aside of you that may no idea that you're purposedly blocking traffic flow - they can potentially find themselves in a crash caused by you enraging others.

With that said, tapping the break a bit can sometimes help others back off, but a better way is to be aware of cars coming up behind you and adjust your passing speed accordingly so you're out of their way in a timely manner.

Quote:

I drive a civic hybrid and drive the speed LIMIT everywhere to conserve fuel. if I'm doing the speed LIMIT back the fuck off!
Driving the speed limit doesn't always conserve fuel - for one, the optimal fuel efficient speed will in many instances be lower (or sometimes higher) than the posted speed limit.

Hope you're not one of those folks who drives 50 or so in a 65 zone (seeing that a lot more these days) ... 50 can be very efficient, but a sure way to get rear-ended eventually, assuming one isn't pulled over first for impeding traffic.

Ron

tony286 04-17-2008 07:41 PM

no blinkers and people talking on cellphone without a headset not paying attention at all to what they are doing.

GregE 04-17-2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron Bennett (Post 14082320)
The passing lane is for passing

Amen to that! Cops should enforce that law everywhere.

Everything else you said was exactly on target as well :thumbsup

Bdiddy 04-17-2008 07:54 PM

Every driver in the philippines

Spunky 04-17-2008 08:12 PM

Old Asian ladies who barely can see over the dash

minddust 04-17-2008 08:14 PM

Last road rage I've been victim of... involve a bunch of mexicans and a gun...

I've shot them all.:321GFY

aico 04-17-2008 08:34 PM

People who slow down to let people onto the freeway.

Spunky 04-17-2008 08:37 PM

Women who must multitask while driving

farkedup 04-17-2008 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron Bennett (Post 14082320)
Driving the speed limit doesn't always conserve fuel - for one, the optimal fuel efficient speed will in many instances be lower (or sometimes higher) than the posted speed limit.

Hope you're not one of those folks who drives 50 or so in a 65 zone (seeing that a lot more these days) ... 50 can be very efficient, but a sure way to get rear-ended eventually, assuming one isn't pulled over first for impeding traffic.

Ron

I'm very aware of this, I simply drive the speed limit which here is 70MPH. I save at least 5MPG doing 70 instead of 80 although 70 does burn considerably more gas than driving 50-55 I simply don't want to be that kind of a road hazard.

The only time I blockade a car is like I said when they're flashing at me and just being pushy about it. Any accident coming from the idiot trying to unsafely go around is in no possible way any fault mine. If they would have just waited a lil bit I would have safely been around.

Why the hell should I speed up because somebody flies up behind me? If I'm at the posted speed LIMIT somebody flying up behind me is driving at an unsafe speed and they need to be prepared to slow the fuck down. it is not in any way my responsibility to speed so that people can get around me.

TidalWave 04-17-2008 08:55 PM

- people who switch lanes for no damn reason, no traffic in front of them
- people going slow in the left lanes, if you want to go slow or EVEN THE SPEED LIMIT then GET OVER with the rest of your flakey buddies.

the left side of the road is for going faster and passing. If you are going slower than the guy coming up behind you, then YOURE IN THE WRONG LANE. Plain and Simple.

People who are unaware that there are really fast cars on the road and looking once then moving a few seconds later will get them into an accident. They need to look multiple times and very frequently to be sure the lane is still empty.
My car is a lot faster than yours, in the time it took for you to check the first time then finally come over (without a blinker) I could already be right along side of you.

TidalWave 04-17-2008 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 14082531)
I'm very aware of this, I simply drive the speed limit which here is 70MPH. I save at least 5MPG doing 70 instead of 80 although 70 does burn considerably more gas than driving 50-55 I simply don't want to be that kind of a road hazard.

The only time I blockade a car is like I said when they're flashing at me and just being pushy about it. Any accident coming from the idiot trying to unsafely go around is in no possible way any fault mine. If they would have just waited a lil bit I would have safely been around.

Why the hell should I speed up because somebody flies up behind me? If I'm at the posted speed LIMIT somebody flying up behind me is driving at an unsafe speed and they need to be prepared to slow the fuck down. it is not in any way my responsibility to speed so that people can get around me.

Then why are you in that lane to begin with? If you want to go slow, stay out of the fast lane or speed up to make sure you get out of it as quickly as possible since you dont belong there.

Spunky 04-17-2008 08:58 PM

People cutting me off. usually in SUV's

topnotch, standup guy 04-17-2008 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 14082531)
The only time I blockade a car is like I said when they're flashing at me and just being pushy about it. Any accident coming from the idiot trying to unsafely go around is in no possible way any fault mine.

No you fucking moron, the fault would be with the person deliberately blocking traffic on a highway.

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 14082531)
Why the hell should I speed up because somebody flies up behind me?

Because it's the passing lane, otherwise known as the fast lane. Now why the fuck do you suppose it's called that, so penny pinching idiots like you can putter along at the "posted speed limit" or for people to quickly and efficiently pass slower moving vehicles?

The Judge 04-17-2008 09:51 PM

most tailgaters are stupid females in minivans and suv;s, you look at their faces and see that brainless expression, you are in the right lane driving the speed limit and the bitches still tailgate

mikeyddddd 04-17-2008 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffrey (Post 14079440)
People that STOP in the merge lane... wtf how are you supposed to merge with traffic moving 110kmph when you fucking stop.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anna_Miller (Post 14079607)
- Definately people who go slow in the left lane!!

At the top of my list.


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