How Many Five Year Olds Can You Beat Up? - GoFuckYourself.com

Anthony · 04-16-2008, 10:55 AM

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I got a 34.

Tom_PM · 04-16-2008, 10:59 AM

I got a 12

lil bastards!!!

Jens Van Assterdam · 04-16-2008, 11:01 AM

You could take on 20 five year old kids in a fight.

Ethersync · 04-16-2008, 11:01 AM

i got 27

Brandon99 · 04-16-2008, 11:02 AM

I got 17. not bad lol.

thehand · 04-16-2008, 11:03 AM

i got 20:-(

mrkris · 04-16-2008, 11:07 AM

Woooh, 28 haha

Holly · 04-16-2008, 11:08 AM

You could take on 20 five year old kids in a fight.

I thought I would score better.

tranza · 04-16-2008, 11:11 AM

You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.

garce · 04-16-2008, 11:11 AM

I got 24.

Martin · 04-16-2008, 11:12 AM

lol 15..

halfpint · 04-16-2008, 11:15 AM

I got 18

Xrated J · 04-16-2008, 11:15 AM

i got 25 and i would so grab one by the ankles and use them as a weapon

BuggyG · 04-16-2008, 11:16 AM

28 Sweet!

ADL Eddie · 04-16-2008, 11:34 AM

15 it says.

SykkBoy · 04-16-2008, 11:46 AM

23
thank goodness for a slightly loose moral compass...

Burridge · 04-16-2008, 11:46 AM

I got 22, but I think I could take on like 40.

MichelleB · 04-16-2008, 12:00 PM

I got 17

Vick! · 04-16-2008, 12:04 PM

You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.

I have to admit at least one question was answered wrong .. I mean I am not as low moral piece of shit as I said in survey

HotMeghan_GL · 04-16-2008, 12:07 PM

18.
i suck.

wargames · 04-16-2008, 12:11 PM

The Ghost · 04-16-2008, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync

i got 27

Same here

Kre8t0r · 04-16-2008, 12:20 PM

You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.
I feel much better knowing this...

Anthony · 04-16-2008, 12:24 PM

I was being very honest in answering my questions, some of you are just flat out lying!!!

Questions Asked...

Quote:

Average Body
Athletic
Very Muscular / Body Builder
How's your reach of your arms?
I have a fairly good reach - my arms are nice and long
Average Reach
I have short, stumpy arms
Which best describes your sense of balance:
I'm not very balanced, I sometimes have trouble standing on one foot or staying upright on a snowboard or exercise ball
My balance is average, I'm no gymast but I don't fall over easily, either.
I have excellent balance
How high can you kick?
I don't know / not very high
2-3 feet
More than 3 feet
How tall are you?
Very short
Short
Average
Tall
Very tall
How old are you?
0-12
13-20
21-35
36-55
55+

Part 2. Experience and Training
Do you have any martial arts experience?
None
A little
A few years worth
I am highly skilled at martial arts
In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?
None
1-2
3-7
8 or more
Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?
Yes
No
Have you ever been trampled? (by a horse, at a rock concert, etc)
Yes
No

If desperate in a fight, would you resort to biting and/or eye-gouging? (Do you fight dirty?)
Yes
Maybe
No
How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?
This is so wrong - these are children for pete's sake. I don't think I could fight them, even in self defense.
I'll do what I have to and fight just hard enough to win
To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten
During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?
No
Depends on if he/she attacked me first
Yes, I'll do whatever it takes to win

Andy Servers4Less · 04-16-2008, 12:33 PM

26... ass kicker over here

starpimps · 04-16-2008, 12:35 PM

29....i laughed when answering the last few questions

Anthony · 04-16-2008, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps

29....i laughed when answering the last few questions

I know FO SHO you were lying!!!!!!!!!

After Shock Media · 04-16-2008, 12:49 PM

buhahaha I still answered truthfully and scored 28, so I know damn well that its messed up in the questions it asks. Id say about 5 should be able to take me out assuming I couldnt get a hold of them.

cthulhu_waves · 04-16-2008, 01:02 PM

i got 14

Tom_PM · 04-16-2008, 01:03 PM

Well shit, now I'm wondering how the hell it gave me a 12... is it cuz I'm 36-55? cuz I've never been in a fight before? cuz I've never been trampled? cuz I can kick higher than 3 feet? (over their heads?) cuz it's so wrong to fight 5 yr olds?

holy shit, I'm sure if I used one as a weapon I could take out a couple dozen easy..

Antonio · 04-16-2008, 01:09 PM

only 20

After Shock Media · 04-16-2008, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Well shit, now I'm wondering how the hell it gave me a 12... is it cuz I'm 36-55? cuz I've never been in a fight before? cuz I've never been trampled? cuz I can kick higher than 3 feet? (over their heads?) cuz it's so wrong to fight 5 yr olds?

holy shit, I'm sure if I used one as a weapon I could take out a couple dozen easy..

Well lets see I did score much higher than you and should not have. I am in same age bracket so that wouldnt be it. I have been in fights before. I have been trampled. I can not kick any height let alone 3', and to me its not morally wrong if your in a fight.

Kard63 · 04-16-2008, 01:12 PM

Awesome find. I got a 30. The starcraft reference was great!

Tom_PM · 04-16-2008, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Well lets see I did score much higher than you and should not have. I am in same age bracket so that wouldnt be it. I have been in fights before. I have been trampled. I can not kick any height let alone 3', and to me its not morally wrong if your in a fight.

That must be it. You would fight better to avoid a mini-trample with experience, and your kicks would land! lol

JayDeeZee · 04-16-2008, 01:36 PM

I got 29

LBBV · 04-16-2008, 02:23 PM

I got 17, but I could have got more if it had given me the option to dip a kid in napalm first before I picked him to use him as a weapon

Gunni · 04-16-2008, 02:40 PM

"You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight"

I reckon I could take more, specially grabbing one by the ancles and swinging him/her around at the others. Also they'd stop fighting and start to cry even if they weren't knocked out after one hit (then it would be easy to finish them off).

I might just go to a kindergarten tomorrow and see how accurate this actually is.
I'll keep you guys updated!

CDSmith · 04-16-2008, 02:48 PM

31

But I think I could taKe more than 50. :D

I think the one that limited me to 31 was the next to last question with the "to hell with morality" part.
I chose B. "I'll do what I have to and fight just hard enough to win"

Had I chose "to hell with morality" I may have scored higher.

Damn me and my morality.

ronin · 04-16-2008, 03:59 PM

You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight. lol

polosas · 04-16-2008, 04:05 PM

You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight. :D

C'est la Vie! · 04-16-2008, 04:09 PM

15 for me.

c-lo · 04-16-2008, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.

Same here.

And I can't believe I just took that quiz.

CDSmith · 04-16-2008, 04:38 PM

I love knowing that if I ever got into a situation where I was surrounded by two or three dozen mindless murderous 5 yr olds who were looking to tear me a new one that I could kick ass and steal all their lunch money.

It's very comforting.

Mohawk Steve · 04-16-2008, 04:38 PM

I'm proud to say I could take 32 5 year olds. I think it's due to my reach advantage

Fap · 04-16-2008, 05:35 PM

You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight

Pete-KT · 04-16-2008, 05:40 PM

i got 28 kids

SomeCreep · 04-16-2008, 05:41 PM

I could take on 20 five year olds.

I bet I could take on 100 three years old though.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-16-2008, 05:43 PM

i took this one a while back and got 32 if i remember right.

try out the how many colors can you name and how many countries can you man surveys, they were pretty interesting...

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Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	How Many Five Year Olds Can You Beat Up? http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ I got a 34. __________________

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04-16-2008, 01:03 PM	#30
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Well shit, now I'm wondering how the hell it gave me a 12... is it cuz I'm 36-55? cuz I've never been in a fight before? cuz I've never been trampled? cuz I can kick higher than 3 feet? (over their heads?) cuz it's so wrong to fight 5 yr olds? holy shit, I'm sure if I used one as a weapon I could take out a couple dozen easy.. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

04-16-2008, 01:09 PM	#31
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	only 20

04-16-2008, 01:12 PM	#33
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Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	"You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight" I reckon I could take more, specially grabbing one by the ancles and swinging him/her around at the others. Also they'd stop fighting and start to cry even if they weren't knocked out after one hit (then it would be easy to finish them off). I might just go to a kindergarten tomorrow and see how accurate this actually is. I'll keep you guys updated!

04-16-2008, 02:48 PM	#38
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