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  • Anthony
    Keyboard Warrior
    • Feb 2001
    • 9653

    #1

    How Many Five Year Olds Can You Beat Up?

    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    I got a 34.

  • Tom_PM
    Porn Meister
    • Feb 2005
    • 16443

    #2
    I got a 12

    lil bastards!!!
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    • Jens Van Assterdam
      The Dupre Pimp
      • Feb 2008
      • 6677

      #3
      You could take on 20 five year old kids in a fight.
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      • Ethersync
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        • Mar 2008
        • 5289

        #4
        i got 27
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        • Brandon99
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          • May 2005
          • 2214

          #5
          I got 17. not bad lol.
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          • thehand
            235 Pound Gorilla
            • Apr 2003
            • 3470

            #6
            i got 20:-(
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            • mrkris
              Confirmed User
              • May 2005
              • 2737

              #7
              Woooh, 28 haha

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              • Holly
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jun 2003
                • 10017

                #8
                You could take on 20 five year old kids in a fight.

                I thought I would score better.
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                • tranza
                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559

                  #9
                  You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.
                  I'm just a newbie.

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                  • garce
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 7103

                    #10
                    I got 24.

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                    • Martin
                      "Assassins"
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 17278

                      #11
                      lol 15..

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                      • halfpint
                        GFY's Halfpint
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 15223

                        #12
                        I got 18

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                        • Xrated J
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4347

                          #13
                          i got 25 and i would so grab one by the ankles and use them as a weapon

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                          • BuggyG
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 4179

                            #14
                            28 Sweet!

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                            • ADL Eddie
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                              • Feb 2007
                              • 548

                              #15
                              15 it says.


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                              • SykkBoy2
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                                • Feb 2001
                                • 19969

                                #16
                                23
                                thank goodness for a slightly loose moral compass...
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                                • Burridge
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 1186

                                  #17
                                  I got 22, but I think I could take on like 40.
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                                  • MichelleB
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2007
                                    • 1146

                                    #18
                                    I got 17

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                                    • Vick!
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 6882

                                      #19
                                      You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.

                                      I have to admit at least one question was answered wrong .. I mean I am not as low moral piece of shit as I said in survey
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                                      • HotMeghan_GL
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                                        • Apr 2008
                                        • 358

                                        #20
                                        18.
                                        i suck.


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                                        • wargames
                                          Kliris
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 10423

                                          #21
                                          23
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                                          • The Ghost
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                                            • Oct 2004
                                            • 12188

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Ethersync
                                            i got 27
                                            Same here
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                                            • Kre8t0r
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 1304

                                              #23
                                              You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.
                                              I feel much better knowing this...

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                                              • Anthony
                                                Keyboard Warrior
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 9653

                                                #24
                                                I was being very honest in answering my questions, some of you are just flat out lying!!!



                                                Questions Asked...
                                                Average Body
                                                Athletic
                                                Very Muscular / Body Builder
                                                How's your reach of your arms?
                                                I have a fairly good reach - my arms are nice and long
                                                Average Reach
                                                I have short, stumpy arms
                                                Which best describes your sense of balance:
                                                I'm not very balanced, I sometimes have trouble standing on one foot or staying upright on a snowboard or exercise ball
                                                My balance is average, I'm no gymast but I don't fall over easily, either.
                                                I have excellent balance
                                                How high can you kick?
                                                I don't know / not very high
                                                2-3 feet
                                                More than 3 feet
                                                How tall are you?
                                                Very short
                                                Short
                                                Average
                                                Tall
                                                Very tall
                                                How old are you?
                                                0-12
                                                13-20
                                                21-35
                                                36-55
                                                55+


                                                Part 2. Experience and Training
                                                Do you have any martial arts experience?
                                                None
                                                A little
                                                A few years worth
                                                I am highly skilled at martial arts
                                                In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?
                                                None
                                                1-2
                                                3-7
                                                8 or more
                                                Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?
                                                Yes
                                                No
                                                Have you ever been trampled? (by a horse, at a rock concert, etc)
                                                Yes
                                                No

                                                If desperate in a fight, would you resort to biting and/or eye-gouging? (Do you fight dirty?)
                                                Yes
                                                Maybe
                                                No
                                                How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?
                                                This is so wrong - these are children for pete's sake. I don't think I could fight them, even in self defense.
                                                I'll do what I have to and fight just hard enough to win
                                                To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten
                                                During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?
                                                No
                                                Depends on if he/she attacked me first
                                                Yes, I'll do whatever it takes to win

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                                                • Andy Servers4Less
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                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                  • 922

                                                  #25
                                                  26... ass kicker over here
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                                                  • starpimps
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                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 6954

                                                    #26
                                                    29....i laughed when answering the last few questions
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                                                    • Anthony
                                                      Keyboard Warrior
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 9653

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by starpimps
                                                      29....i laughed when answering the last few questions
                                                      I know FO SHO you were lying!!!!!!!!!

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                                                      • After Shock Media
                                                        It's coming look busy
                                                        • Mar 2001
                                                        • 35299

                                                        #28
                                                        buhahaha I still answered truthfully and scored 28, so I know damn well that its messed up in the questions it asks. Id say about 5 should be able to take me out assuming I couldnt get a hold of them.

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                                                        • cthulhu_waves
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                          • 1966

                                                          #29
                                                          i got 14
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                                                          • Tom_PM
                                                            Porn Meister
                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 16443

                                                            #30
                                                            Well shit, now I'm wondering how the hell it gave me a 12... is it cuz I'm 36-55? cuz I've never been in a fight before? cuz I've never been trampled? cuz I can kick higher than 3 feet? (over their heads?) cuz it's so wrong to fight 5 yr olds?

                                                            holy shit, I'm sure if I used one as a weapon I could take out a couple dozen easy..
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                                                            • Antonio
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 14136

                                                              #31
                                                              only 20

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                                                              • After Shock Media
                                                                It's coming look busy
                                                                • Mar 2001
                                                                • 35299

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                                Well shit, now I'm wondering how the hell it gave me a 12... is it cuz I'm 36-55? cuz I've never been in a fight before? cuz I've never been trampled? cuz I can kick higher than 3 feet? (over their heads?) cuz it's so wrong to fight 5 yr olds?

                                                                holy shit, I'm sure if I used one as a weapon I could take out a couple dozen easy..
                                                                Well lets see I did score much higher than you and should not have. I am in same age bracket so that wouldnt be it. I have been in fights before. I have been trampled. I can not kick any height let alone 3', and to me its not morally wrong if your in a fight.

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                                                                • Kard63
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 8944

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Awesome find. I got a 30. The starcraft reference was great!

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                                                                  • Tom_PM
                                                                    Porn Meister
                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                    • 16443

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                    Well lets see I did score much higher than you and should not have. I am in same age bracket so that wouldnt be it. I have been in fights before. I have been trampled. I can not kick any height let alone 3', and to me its not morally wrong if your in a fight.
                                                                    That must be it. You would fight better to avoid a mini-trample with experience, and your kicks would land! lol
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                                                                    • JayDeeZee
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                      • 3595

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I got 29

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                                                                      • LBBV
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                        • 936

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I got 17, but I could have got more if it had given me the option to dip a kid in napalm first before I picked him to use him as a weapon
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                                                                        • Gunni
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 2385

                                                                          #37
                                                                          "You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight"

                                                                          I reckon I could take more, specially grabbing one by the ancles and swinging him/her around at the others. Also they'd stop fighting and start to cry even if they weren't knocked out after one hit (then it would be easy to finish them off).

                                                                          I might just go to a kindergarten tomorrow and see how accurate this actually is.
                                                                          I'll keep you guys updated!

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                                                                          • CDSmith
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • May 2001
                                                                            • 51460

                                                                            #38
                                                                            31

                                                                            But I think I could taKe more than 50. :D

                                                                            I think the one that limited me to 31 was the next to last question with the "to hell with morality" part.
                                                                            I chose B. "I'll do what I have to and fight just hard enough to win"

                                                                            Had I chose "to hell with morality" I may have scored higher.

                                                                            Damn me and my morality.
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                                                                            • ronin
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                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 1300

                                                                              #39
                                                                              You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight. lol

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                                                                              • polosas
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                                                                                • Sep 2007
                                                                                • 2690

                                                                                #40
                                                                                You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight. :D
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                                                                                • C'est la Vie!
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                                                                                  • 31

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  15 for me.

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                                                                                  • c-lo
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                                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                                    • 925

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by tranza
                                                                                    You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.
                                                                                    Same here.

                                                                                    And I can't believe I just took that quiz.
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                                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                      • 51460

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I love knowing that if I ever got into a situation where I was surrounded by two or three dozen mindless murderous 5 yr olds who were looking to tear me a new one that I could kick ass and steal all their lunch money.

                                                                                      It's very comforting.
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                                                                                      • Mohawk Steve
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                                                                                        • Apr 2005
                                                                                        • 3223

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I'm proud to say I could take 32 5 year olds. I think it's due to my reach advantage
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                                                                                        • Fap
                                                                                          Just Du It
                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                          • 12094

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight

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                                                                                          • Pete-KT
                                                                                            Workin With The Devil
                                                                                            • Oct 2004
                                                                                            • 51532

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            i got 28 kids

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                                                                                            • SomeCreep
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                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                              • 26118

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I could take on 20 five year olds.

                                                                                              I bet I could take on 100 three years old though.

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                                                                                              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                                (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                                                • 20368

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                i took this one a while back and got 32 if i remember right.

                                                                                                try out the how many colors can you name and how many countries can you man surveys, they were pretty interesting...

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