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Anthony 04-16-2008 10:55 AM

How Many Five Year Olds Can You Beat Up?
 
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I got a 34.

Tom_PM 04-16-2008 10:59 AM

I got a 12 :1orglaugh

lil bastards!!!

Jens Van Assterdam 04-16-2008 11:01 AM

You could take on 20 five year old kids in a fight.

Ethersync 04-16-2008 11:01 AM

i got 27

Brandon99 04-16-2008 11:02 AM

I got 17. not bad lol.

thehand 04-16-2008 11:03 AM

i got 20:-(

mrkris 04-16-2008 11:07 AM

Woooh, 28 haha

Holly 04-16-2008 11:08 AM

You could take on 20 five year old kids in a fight.

I thought I would score better.

tranza 04-16-2008 11:11 AM

You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.

garce 04-16-2008 11:11 AM

I got 24.

Martin 04-16-2008 11:12 AM

lol 15..

halfpint 04-16-2008 11:15 AM

I got 18

Xrated J 04-16-2008 11:15 AM

i got 25 and i would so grab one by the ankles and use them as a weapon :1orglaugh

BuggyG 04-16-2008 11:16 AM

28 Sweet!

ADL Eddie 04-16-2008 11:34 AM

15 it says.

SykkBoy 04-16-2008 11:46 AM

23
thank goodness for a slightly loose moral compass...

Burridge 04-16-2008 11:46 AM

I got 22, but I think I could take on like 40.

MichelleB 04-16-2008 12:00 PM

I got 17

Vick! 04-16-2008 12:04 PM

You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.

I have to admit at least one question was answered wrong .. I mean I am not as low moral piece of shit as I said in survey :)

HotMeghan_GL 04-16-2008 12:07 PM

18.
i suck.

wargames 04-16-2008 12:11 PM

23 :thumbsup

The Ghost 04-16-2008 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 14075704)
i got 27

Same here :1orglaugh

Kre8t0r 04-16-2008 12:20 PM

You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.
I feel much better knowing this...

Anthony 04-16-2008 12:24 PM

I was being very honest in answering my questions, some of you are just flat out lying!!! :)



Questions Asked...
Quote:

Average Body
Athletic
Very Muscular / Body Builder
How's your reach of your arms?
I have a fairly good reach - my arms are nice and long
Average Reach
I have short, stumpy arms
Which best describes your sense of balance:
I'm not very balanced, I sometimes have trouble standing on one foot or staying upright on a snowboard or exercise ball
My balance is average, I'm no gymast but I don't fall over easily, either.
I have excellent balance
How high can you kick?
I don't know / not very high
2-3 feet
More than 3 feet
How tall are you?
Very short
Short
Average
Tall
Very tall
How old are you?
0-12
13-20
21-35
36-55
55+


Part 2. Experience and Training
Do you have any martial arts experience?
None
A little
A few years worth
I am highly skilled at martial arts
In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?
None
1-2
3-7
8 or more
Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?
Yes
No
Have you ever been trampled? (by a horse, at a rock concert, etc)
Yes
No

If desperate in a fight, would you resort to biting and/or eye-gouging? (Do you fight dirty?)
Yes
Maybe
No
How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?
This is so wrong - these are children for pete's sake. I don't think I could fight them, even in self defense.
I'll do what I have to and fight just hard enough to win
To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten
During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?
No
Depends on if he/she attacked me first
Yes, I'll do whatever it takes to win

Andy Servers4Less 04-16-2008 12:33 PM

26... ass kicker over here

starpimps 04-16-2008 12:35 PM

29....i laughed when answering the last few questions

Anthony 04-16-2008 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 14076022)
29....i laughed when answering the last few questions

I know FO SHO you were lying!!!!!!!!!

After Shock Media 04-16-2008 12:49 PM

buhahaha I still answered truthfully and scored 28, so I know damn well that its messed up in the questions it asks. Id say about 5 should be able to take me out assuming I couldnt get a hold of them.

cthulhu_waves 04-16-2008 01:02 PM

i got 14

Tom_PM 04-16-2008 01:03 PM

Well shit, now I'm wondering how the hell it gave me a 12... is it cuz I'm 36-55? cuz I've never been in a fight before? cuz I've never been trampled? cuz I can kick higher than 3 feet? (over their heads?) cuz it's so wrong to fight 5 yr olds?

holy shit, I'm sure if I used one as a weapon I could take out a couple dozen easy..

Antonio 04-16-2008 01:09 PM

only 20

After Shock Media 04-16-2008 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 14076163)
Well shit, now I'm wondering how the hell it gave me a 12... is it cuz I'm 36-55? cuz I've never been in a fight before? cuz I've never been trampled? cuz I can kick higher than 3 feet? (over their heads?) cuz it's so wrong to fight 5 yr olds?

holy shit, I'm sure if I used one as a weapon I could take out a couple dozen easy..

Well lets see I did score much higher than you and should not have. I am in same age bracket so that wouldnt be it. I have been in fights before. I have been trampled. I can not kick any height let alone 3', and to me its not morally wrong if your in a fight.

Kard63 04-16-2008 01:12 PM

Awesome find. I got a 30. The starcraft reference was great!

Tom_PM 04-16-2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14076217)
Well lets see I did score much higher than you and should not have. I am in same age bracket so that wouldnt be it. I have been in fights before. I have been trampled. I can not kick any height let alone 3', and to me its not morally wrong if your in a fight.

That must be it. You would fight better to avoid a mini-trample with experience, and your kicks would land! lol

JayDeeZee 04-16-2008 01:36 PM

I got 29

LBBV 04-16-2008 02:23 PM

I got 17, but I could have got more if it had given me the option to dip a kid in napalm first before I picked him to use him as a weapon

Gunni 04-16-2008 02:40 PM

"You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight"

I reckon I could take more, specially grabbing one by the ancles and swinging him/her around at the others. Also they'd stop fighting and start to cry even if they weren't knocked out after one hit (then it would be easy to finish them off).

I might just go to a kindergarten tomorrow and see how accurate this actually is.
I'll keep you guys updated!

CDSmith 04-16-2008 02:48 PM

31

But I think I could taKe more than 50. :D

I think the one that limited me to 31 was the next to last question with the "to hell with morality" part.
I chose B. "I'll do what I have to and fight just hard enough to win"

Had I chose "to hell with morality" I may have scored higher.

Damn me and my morality.

ronin 04-16-2008 03:59 PM

You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight. lol

polosas 04-16-2008 04:05 PM

You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight. :D

C'est la Vie! 04-16-2008 04:09 PM

15 for me.

c-lo 04-16-2008 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 14075736)
You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.

Same here.

And I can't believe I just took that quiz.

CDSmith 04-16-2008 04:38 PM

I love knowing that if I ever got into a situation where I was surrounded by two or three dozen mindless murderous 5 yr olds who were looking to tear me a new one that I could kick ass and steal all their lunch money.

It's very comforting.

Mohawk Steve 04-16-2008 04:38 PM

I'm proud to say I could take 32 5 year olds. I think it's due to my reach advantage

Fap 04-16-2008 05:35 PM

You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight

Pete-KT 04-16-2008 05:40 PM

i got 28 kids

SomeCreep 04-16-2008 05:41 PM

I could take on 20 five year olds.

I bet I could take on 100 three years old though.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-16-2008 05:43 PM

i took this one a while back and got 32 if i remember right.

try out the how many colors can you name and how many countries can you man surveys, they were pretty interesting...


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