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Now with more Jayne
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Have you ever known somebody with a mail order bride?
Or a mail order bride herself? I just watched a show following a couple where the wife was mail order from Russia. I wondered if I knew anybody that had went that path. I don't think so but then I guess you never really know.
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I order 1 each week then do a chargeback.
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Now with more Jayne
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probably better than the lay away plan
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Nope never have.
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The postage can be high for mail order brides, so I recommend getting an Asian - after all, good things sometimes come in small packages:
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![]() Amazing what you can get in the mail these days!
Is there any MONEY BACK GUARANTEE in this? ![]() ![]()
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No but i reckon i have seen a few in my time
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I know a guy, who is a total basket case, and he got a Russian bride. She was way hotter than you'd think he could score but had terrible teeth. He got her over here and paid for her dental.
I have no doubt she has a calendar, counting down the days until she get a greencard. She is a materialistic bitch who throws tantrums until he buys her what she wants.
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Now with more Jayne
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Canada customs would probably take forever to figure out the duty on something like that.
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Yup and it ended up the same as most mail order bride stories
hello greencard = goodbye oversized, overaged dupe
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seriously i never have...but how much do you think they run? lol
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who went to somewhere in south america to pick up a bride. she used him to take her on expensive trips, get her english lessons and then dumped his ass like yesterday's shit. then again he might have dumped her. all his friends wonder at times if he's gay cause no woman was ever good enough so we all think it might have been an excuse at times to hide in the closet.
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No I don't.
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I watched an American Justice episode where a guy got a mail order bride from Russia, then killed her a few years later.
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Thats stupid. If you kill the bride, its damaged goods ie you wont get a refund.
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Then he came back home and claimed they got in a fight and she never got on the plane with him to go home. I can't remember if he supposedly killed her over there and dumped her, or did it when he got back to the States. I think they lived in the Oregon/Washington area.
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Not a mail order bride, but I have an Indian friend (as in Call Centers, not Casinos) who had an arranged marriage. They've been married for almost 30 years and seem very happy. She was allowed to meet him and hang out with him before making the decision so it wasn't forced on her in any way.
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I ordered one but they didn't poke any holes in the box of leave her any water. Most expensive damn compost I ever bought!
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A former co-worker of mine did. He found her in the back of a magazine. lol Brought her over from the Phillippines. He's old, roly-poly, and so help me God he's missing half his damn teeth. She's petite, young and very pretty. I figured it'd be a green card and run kinda deal, but sure enough they're still together and their son is now 14 yrs old. Go figure.
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I want to order one with my bonus
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Maybe not the Pakistani's (I don't know), but some of them have decent systems - the Indians, the Lebanese (alot in Sydney). I went over to Lebanon with a friend when he was intending to marry (actually met him there on my way back from Europe). They aren't forced marriages really, when they find out he is interested in marriage they just 'introduce' their daughters to him by inviting him around for dinner, if the daughter likes him to than they start hanging out and marry soon after. Only slightly different to how we do it here in a lot of cases.
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I have posted on here asking 3 times. I want one. No one knew what was up. If you find someone that does hit me up.
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You just gave me an idea for a new pay site, guy orders mail bride and discovers its a shemale
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Now with more Jayne
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I never met him, but I fucked his Russian wife for about a month before she ran away to California.
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Anyone find out how to get a super hottie yet? My friend and I each want one so we can have free lesbo content.
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I will buy one for my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My second wife was a Filipina and a couple of her friends were mail order brides. They seemed happy and had children and a were not looking to run off. How many would do better by getting a Green Card, where ever they are, and fending for themselves compared to living in a happy loving relationship?
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Is your wife content Paul?
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Eva did some modeling when we first met. Now she's the photographer.
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ONe person I know and they got divorced after 20 years. How do I feel about it well if you really you have used up all your meeting a spouse options and you really feel there is no hope left for you to find someone to spend the rest of your life with then go for it.
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I want someone to "arrange" my marriage to PB!
But, I don't want her to kill me for insurance $ or get her green card and leave me! |
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Yes, many years ago I worked with a guy who ordered one. What a lot this guy went through to get his bride from the Phillipines. Two trips, legal matters, letters, etc. And then for mail order bride to be totally unhappy upon arrival. He couldn't get her to sleep in his room. In the end, she left his house to live with some other Philippines and she had a coke addiction. I'm not sure what the outcome was. I think he was trying to get her sent back.
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