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Sarah_Jayne 04-15-2008 03:21 AM

Have you ever known somebody with a mail order bride?
 
Or a mail order bride herself? I just watched a show following a couple where the wife was mail order from Russia. I wondered if I knew anybody that had went that path. I don't think so but then I guess you never really know.

Ever known a guy that ordered a bride or a bride that was ordered?

Oracle Porn 04-15-2008 03:21 AM

I order 1 each week then do a chargeback.

Sarah_Jayne 04-15-2008 03:23 AM

probably better than the lay away plan

PornMogul 04-15-2008 03:26 AM

Nope never have.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-15-2008 03:26 AM

The postage can be high for mail order brides, so I recommend getting an Asian - after all, good things sometimes come in small packages:

http://www.bostonblueyes.com/blog/ma...er-bride-1.jpg

:winkwink:

ADG

G.A.F 04-15-2008 03:38 AM

Amazing what you can get in the mail these days!
Is there any MONEY BACK GUARANTEE in this? :1orglaugh :pimp

G.A.F 04-15-2008 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 14069789)
The postage can be high for mail order brides, so I recommend getting an Asian - after all, good things sometimes come in small packages:

http://www.bostonblueyes.com/blog/ma...er-bride-1.jpg

:winkwink:

ADG

HA HA HA HA! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

karlm 04-15-2008 03:39 AM

No but i reckon i have seen a few in my time

Sethseekstruth 04-15-2008 05:26 AM

I know a guy, who is a total basket case, and he got a Russian bride. She was way hotter than you'd think he could score but had terrible teeth. He got her over here and paid for her dental.

I have no doubt she has a calendar, counting down the days until she get a greencard.

She is a materialistic bitch who throws tantrums until he buys her what she wants.

Sarah_Jayne 04-15-2008 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethseekstruth (Post 14070014)
I know a guy, who is a total basket case, and he got a Russian bride. She was way hotter than you'd think he could score but had terrible teeth. He got her over here and paid for her dental.

I have no doubt she has a calendar, counting down the days until she get a greencard.

She is a materialistic bitch who throws tantrums until he buys her what she wants.

Was it mail order or just a woman that found him?

CDSmith 04-15-2008 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 14069789)
The postage can be high for mail order brides, so I recommend getting an Asian - after all, good things sometimes come in small packages:

http://www.bostonblueyes.com/blog/ma...er-bride-1.jpg

:winkwink:

ADG

Canada customs would probably take forever to figure out the duty on something like that.

SykkBoy 04-15-2008 08:46 AM

Yup and it ended up the same as most mail order bride stories

hello greencard = goodbye oversized, overaged dupe

TubeTitans_SusieQ 04-15-2008 08:59 AM

seriously i never have...but how much do you think they run? lol

Azoy? 04-15-2008 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14069779)
Or a mail order bride herself? I just watched a show following a couple where the wife was mail order from Russia. I wondered if I knew anybody that had went that path. I don't think so but then I guess you never really know.

Ever known a guy that ordered a bride or a bride that was ordered?

nope don't know anyone. i do know one asshole (IF YOU READING THIS KENNY NEWBERG FROM BAYSIDE NEW YORK I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO SAY FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR LONELY DOG. YOU ARE TRULY A PEACE OF DOGSHIT WHO DESERVES TO DIE A PAINFUL DEATH.)
who went to somewhere in south america to pick up a bride. she used him to take her on expensive trips, get her english lessons and then dumped his ass like yesterday's shit.
then again he might have dumped her. all his friends wonder at times if he's gay cause no woman was ever good enough so we all think it might have been an excuse at times to hide in the closet.

SexualDragon 04-15-2008 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14070809)
Canada customs would probably take forever to figure out the duty on something like that.

:Oh crap

The Duck 04-15-2008 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14070809)
Canada customs would probably take forever to figure out the duty on something like that.

:thumbsup

Bojangles 04-15-2008 09:45 AM

No I don't.

Holly 04-15-2008 10:04 AM

I watched an American Justice episode where a guy got a mail order bride from Russia, then killed her a few years later.

Vendot 04-15-2008 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly (Post 14071244)
I watched an American Justice episode where a guy got a mail order bride from Russia, then killed her a few years later.

Thats stupid. If you kill the bride, its damaged goods ie you wont get a refund.

Sarah_Jayne 04-15-2008 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly (Post 14071244)
I watched an American Justice episode where a guy got a mail order bride from Russia, then killed her a few years later.

yikes :helpme

Holly 04-15-2008 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by vendot (Post 14071393)
Thats stupid. If you kill the bride, its damaged goods ie you wont get a refund.

Weirdest part was that he actually took her back to Russia to visit her family. There's all kinds of video of them and her parents. She was a classical pianist in Russia and her family seemed well educated.

Then he came back home and claimed they got in a fight and she never got on the plane with him to go home. I can't remember if he supposedly killed her over there and dumped her, or did it when he got back to the States. I think they lived in the Oregon/Washington area.

Peaches 04-15-2008 10:52 AM

Not a mail order bride, but I have an Indian friend (as in Call Centers, not Casinos) who had an arranged marriage. They've been married for almost 30 years and seem very happy. She was allowed to meet him and hang out with him before making the decision so it wasn't forced on her in any way.

Sarah_Jayne 04-15-2008 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 14071640)
Not a mail order bride, but I have an Indian friend (as in Call Centers, not Casinos) who had an arranged marriage. They've been married for almost 30 years and seem very happy. She was allowed to meet him and hang out with him before making the decision so it wasn't forced on her in any way.

Since moving here and having much contact with Asians (as Indians/Pakistanis are called here) I have known more than a few that are in arranged marriages and even more whose parents are and most are okay with it. We have a few cases of forced arranged marriages popping up in the news these days here (sure it happens there too) but generally it is still alive and accepted in that community.

Drake 04-15-2008 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly (Post 14071498)
Weirdest part was that he actually took her back to Russia to visit her family. There's all kinds of video of them and her parents. She was a classical pianist in Russia and her family seemed well educated.

Then he came back home and claimed they got in a fight and she never got on the plane with him to go home. I can't remember if he supposedly killed her over there and dumped her, or did it when he got back to the States. I think they lived in the Oregon/Washington area.

It's when he got back to the States and he did it in his garage with the help of his neighbor. He believed she was going to leave him (just like the first mail order bride did to him years earlier).

Jai 04-15-2008 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14071801)
Since moving here and having much contact with Asians (as Indians/Pakistanis are called here) I have known more than a few that are in arranged marriages and even more whose parents are and most are okay with it. We have a few cases of forced arranged marriages popping up in the news these days here (sure it happens there too) but generally it is still alive and accepted in that community.

those forced marriages are mostly strict muslim pakistanis..and most indians are hindus...much more liberal

Jai 04-15-2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 14071640)
Not a mail order bride, but I have an Indian friend (as in Call Centers, not Casinos) who had an arranged marriage. They've been married for almost 30 years and seem very happy. She was allowed to meet him and hang out with him before making the decision so it wasn't forced on her in any way.

wow...when u say east indian (asian) u should generalize as in doctor, scientist or engineer since more than more than 60% of indians in the US are 1 of the above

TaylorMarieXXX 04-15-2008 06:15 PM

I ordered one but they didn't poke any holes in the box of leave her any water. Most expensive damn compost I ever bought!

RTP 04-15-2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14069779)
Or a mail order bride herself? I just watched a show following a couple where the wife was mail order from Russia. I wondered if I knew anybody that had went that path. I don't think so but then I guess you never really know.

Ever known a guy that ordered a bride or a bride that was ordered?

Not a mail order bride, but I know quite a few guys who got paid to bring chicks over from Asia...30-50k a pop, so it was reverse mail order bride, mail order groom!

:1orglaugh

The Other Sweetie 04-15-2008 06:29 PM

A former co-worker of mine did. He found her in the back of a magazine. lol Brought her over from the Phillippines. He's old, roly-poly, and so help me God he's missing half his damn teeth. She's petite, young and very pretty. I figured it'd be a green card and run kinda deal, but sure enough they're still together and their son is now 14 yrs old. Go figure.

AP Cash 04-15-2008 06:55 PM

I want to order one with my bonus :)

Odin 04-15-2008 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jai (Post 14073374)
those forced marriages are mostly strict muslim pakistanis..and most indians are hindus...much more liberal

Maybe not the Pakistani's (I don't know), but some of them have decent systems - the Indians, the Lebanese (alot in Sydney). I went over to Lebanon with a friend when he was intending to marry (actually met him there on my way back from Europe). They aren't forced marriages really, when they find out he is interested in marriage they just 'introduce' their daughters to him by inviting him around for dinner, if the daughter likes him to than they start hanging out and marry soon after. Only slightly different to how we do it here in a lot of cases.

Kard63 04-15-2008 08:02 PM

I have posted on here asking 3 times. I want one. No one knew what was up. If you find someone that does hit me up.

The Judge 04-15-2008 08:10 PM

You just gave me an idea for a new pay site, guy orders mail bride and discovers its a shemale

Sarah_Jayne 04-16-2008 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jai (Post 14073374)
those forced marriages are mostly strict muslim pakistanis..and most indians are hindus...much more liberal

Yup, that is pretty much the impression we are given. It is the same group the honor killings have been an issue with lately.

aico 04-16-2008 03:46 AM

I never met him, but I fucked his Russian wife for about a month before she ran away to California.

Kard63 04-20-2008 12:23 AM

Anyone find out how to get a super hottie yet? My friend and I each want one so we can have free lesbo content.

Jens Van Assterdam 04-20-2008 12:30 AM

I will buy one for my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul Markham 04-20-2008 02:02 AM

My second wife was a Filipina and a couple of her friends were mail order brides. They seemed happy and had children and a were not looking to run off. How many would do better by getting a Green Card, where ever they are, and fending for themselves compared to living in a happy loving relationship?

They are not all money grabbers looking for a Green Card. Some thought Eva was that. 10 years ago, they are rethinking. :1orglaugh

Jens Van Assterdam 04-20-2008 02:45 AM

Is your wife content Paul?

Paul Markham 04-20-2008 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Machete Rodriguez (Post 14089529)
Is your wife content Paul?

Eva did some modeling when we first met. Now she's the photographer.

minniesoporno 04-20-2008 04:32 AM

ONe person I know and they got divorced after 20 years. How do I feel about it well if you really you have used up all your meeting a spouse options and you really feel there is no hope left for you to find someone to spend the rest of your life with then go for it.

Jake the King 04-20-2008 04:43 AM

I want someone to "arrange" my marriage to PB!



But, I don't want her to kill me for insurance $ or get her green card and leave me!

Walrus 04-20-2008 04:52 AM

Yes, many years ago I worked with a guy who ordered one. What a lot this guy went through to get his bride from the Phillipines. Two trips, legal matters, letters, etc. And then for mail order bride to be totally unhappy upon arrival. He couldn't get her to sleep in his room. In the end, she left his house to live with some other Philippines and she had a coke addiction. I'm not sure what the outcome was. I think he was trying to get her sent back.


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