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Gimmy · 04-14-2008, 03:16 PM

Win $50 in the slogan contest

something that would catch people's attention

similar to:

"Establish your presence online"

but less square, more catchy

the winner gets the money

no bs

Angelo22 · 04-14-2008, 03:20 PM

"No longer be anonymous on the net"

hows that?
for what kind of enterprise do you need a catchphrase?

moeloubani · 04-14-2008, 03:28 PM

Lay down the foundation that will concrete your business online today?

stickyfingerz · 04-14-2008, 03:32 PM

"People will be knowin ya yo!"

CaptainHowdy · 04-14-2008, 03:37 PM

Start Building Your Internet Identity Today!

kmanrox · 04-14-2008, 03:37 PM

Get noticed today!
The time is now.
Make your presence known
Stake your claim, today!
Stake your claim, now!
Grab your piece of the pie, today!
Have your cake and eat it too!

DateDoc · 04-14-2008, 03:41 PM

"Exist online before you become extinct!"
"Your existence demands online presence"
"Exist online or face extinction"
"Your customer isn't waiting for tomorrow. Exist online today!"

IllTestYourGirls · 04-14-2008, 03:43 PM

Just shorten what you have "your presence online"

MattO · 04-14-2008, 03:43 PM

"We Suck.....

....so you don't have to."

Calico Jack · 04-14-2008, 03:45 PM

You ARE the Internet!
Make the Internet work for you!
You + Online = $$$
Expose yourself to millions!
Reach out to the world!

abyss_al · 04-14-2008, 03:47 PM

"sweet tits of jesus!"

DateDoc · 04-14-2008, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al

"sweet tits of jesus!"

Triple10Terry · 04-14-2008, 03:59 PM

Welcome...you got mail!

Vick! · 04-14-2008, 04:00 PM

Brief about the company/website we are selecting logo for, or URL.

"Give birth to your web life..."

"We give birth to your web life..." -- (in case company is marketing/seo related)

"Your web life, Reborn"

"Revitalize your online presence"

sortie · 04-14-2008, 04:01 PM

"Make them explore you online"
"Make them explore you, get online"

"Be the eye of explorer and the fire in the fox". (browser play)

"Own the road on the information super highway"

baddog · 04-14-2008, 04:06 PM

Got presence?
Got exposure?
Exposure starts here.
Expose yourself.

abyss_al · 04-14-2008, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick!

Brief about the company/website we are selecting logo for, or URL.

"Give birth to your web life..."

"We give birth to your web life..." -- (in case company is marketing/seo related)

"Your web life, Reborn"

"Revitalize your online presence"

so religious..

baddog · 04-14-2008, 04:09 PM

Show yourself
Reveal yourself

mpisexpi · 04-14-2008, 04:09 PM

"Money is the Net, Net is the money "

SexualDragon · 04-14-2008, 04:15 PM

Your competetive edge

SexualDragon · 04-14-2008, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Show yourself
Reveal yourself

That could be taken the wrong way

i like it

baddog · 04-14-2008, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon

That could be taken the wrong way

i like it

Isn't that the point?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gimmy

something that would catch people's attention

innuendo rules

TaylorMarieXXX · 04-14-2008, 05:27 PM

"Turn your 15 minutes into a lifetime"
"Your 15 minutes of fame can now last a lifetime"
"Make your 15 minutes of fame last a lifetime"

Klen · 04-14-2008, 05:28 PM

"I like turtles,how about you?"

theS2O · 04-14-2008, 05:30 PM

now those slogans are smoking..

TaylorMarieXXX · 04-14-2008, 05:34 PM

"Your business is global, now your presence is"
"Your business is global, now your image is"
"Bringing your image to the global stage"
"A Major player bringing your image to the global stage"
"Creating your presence on the Global stage"

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-14-2008, 05:36 PM

better than 20 virgins lined up and lubed

Sands · 04-14-2008, 05:59 PM

"Get online and in minds."

418194907 for when you want my epass.

brand0n · 04-14-2008, 06:00 PM

hi we are anal are you into "company name"

moeloubani · 04-14-2008, 06:02 PM

Erect boners

GrouchyAdmin · 04-14-2008, 06:02 PM

How about:

YYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

mikeyddddd · 04-14-2008, 06:06 PM

We're here! Are you?

CaptainHowdy · 04-14-2008, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

How about:

YYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

!

halfpint · 04-14-2008, 06:25 PM

Get in the know and get on the web

Jayvis · 04-14-2008, 07:00 PM

Come out of teh closet.

BobG · 04-14-2008, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

"People will be knowin ya yo!"

Get all seen n shit.

brand0n · 04-14-2008, 07:07 PM

protect yo neck

SexualDragon · 04-15-2008, 07:20 AM

who won?

Zverka · 04-15-2008, 07:42 AM

"Internet is not only for porn! Jump in!"

"Viagra for your business!"

J. Falcon · 04-15-2008, 07:46 AM

Hit me up on ICQ, I can give you an eye catching slogan today.

mikstroa · 04-15-2008, 07:50 AM

"Your eyes may sleep, But your dreams should not"

JenniDahling · 04-15-2008, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO

"We Suck.....

....so you don't have to."

wanted · 04-15-2008, 08:49 AM

"We will make everyone hear your farts"

martinsc · 04-15-2008, 09:00 AM

"you are nobody... unless...."
"you don't exist... unless..."
"pinging you..."
"do you exist?"

pornguy · 04-15-2008, 09:06 AM

" Slice the Internet Pie to your liking"

Gimmy · 04-16-2008, 08:53 PM

still not good enough
I need a different one

mikstroa · 04-16-2008, 10:47 PM

Black or white
The hole should be tight
cover the face
Water the pot

Fap · 04-16-2008, 10:49 PM

a) Get known
b) Stand Out
c) Be someone

Sands · 04-16-2008, 10:59 PM

"Use us or we'll burn your house down."

"Watch out for other companies... they have herpes."

"Need a service and have an appropriate budget? Then we may be the people for the task your particular project requires."

"Fine, don't use us. See if we care."

"Hey, remember us, from the party? Yeah, you were so wasted dude, but you remember talking about how you're going to hire us, right... right?"

"We have one thing the competition doesn't... bukkakes!"

"If you want your business to fail miserably and send you spiraling into poverty, then don't contact our staff."

"Ninjas use us."

Fap · 04-16-2008, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

"Use us or we'll burn your house down."

"Watch out for other companies... they have herpes."

"Need a service and have an appropriate budget? Then we may be the people for the task your particular project requires."

"Fine, don't use us. See if we care."

"Hey, remember us, from the party? Yeah, you were so wasted dude, but you remember talking about how you're going to hire us, right... right?"

"We have one thing the competition doesn't... bukkakes!"

"If you want your business to fail miserably and send you spiraling into poverty, then don't contact our staff."

"Ninjas use us."

These are ALL golden

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