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Porno Dan · 04-23-2008, 07:19 PM

From Adult FYI

Chatsworth- It?s just like wrestling when you stop and think about it.

Last time KSEX was operating in town, the tag team of Porno Dan and XXX Jay pretty much power bombed the station?s future into smithereens.

It happened on a Friday night this past January, and Rude.com, KSEX?s main sponsor at that point was having a big $20,000 giveaway. Except Dan, who dyes his hair like a wrestler and was supposed to be KSEX?s Nature Boy, took it upon himself to steer the giveaway, like the Keystone Cops, into a brick wall.

Dan was out of it that night. Jay was more out of it. Dan, on the air, had been telling everyone who had worked for the station to fuck off and included Rude.com in that message. Meanwhile Jay had been on the GFY forum earlier telling everyone with an adult website how Rude.com had been stealing their content.

www.********.com/read.php?ID=26220

Like Hope and Crosby on a bad acid trip, Dan and Jay were the ambassadors of the monumental fuck up. With that evening?s debacle in the can, it was pretty much all she wrote for KSEX after that.

Its former owner Jon Belinkie, who precipitated the station?s decline with the firing of Wankus on air, had no choice but to close the doors. Because nearly every sponsor, like Rude, had been insulted to one degree or another, Belinkie soon discovered it was pretty hard to find advertisers who hadn?t been humiliated.

The dying words out of the KSEX building were that Belinkie couldn?t even lock the doors for good without there being some last minute drama about stolen cameras.

Except, now, several months later the doors have reopened. And in a script right out of WWE, Rude.com has joined forces with Wankus. It seems that Wankus had been methodically working deals the whole time the Belinkie administration was doing the samba to a death rattle. Weeks ago Wankus had a meeting in Thailand with the Rude owners, and Monday night was the results of those talks.

Like when WCW shut down and a lot of its wrestlers went over to Vince McMahon, that?s pretty much what?s happened over at Rude. Rude has launched as RudeTV, and the usual suspects from KSEX came out to party and be a part of the new regime.

Soxxx and Powder are back. Monica Mayhem?s returned and Tony Batman?s part of the new gig - evidence of Einstein?s theory about multiple egos colliding under one roof.

?It?s a webcast portal site with live and produced programming,? Wakus is saying as he?s taking some people on tour of the re-altered KSEX which features control rooms, studios and whatever else is necessary to produce this kind of undertaking.

There?s a new lounge area occupying about one-third of the original floor space. It?s painted with murals of naked women and sexual activity. And Wankus is about to start the 6pm show.

It?s called ?Guitarded? and looks somewhat like a game show in 3D. Wankus is keeping the patter going like a fast-talking Bob Barker while two porn chicks- Dakoda Brookes [pictured] and Carrie Moon- strum guitars against a green screen that puts them in a middle of a music video.

?You really fucking suck,? Wankus is telling one of the girls.

Predictably, the babes get naked. A big girl to begin with, Moon?s tits are huge and could do some serious damage to a passerby caught in their path. Roy Karch, who shows up to enough launch parties to qualify as an astronaut, is saying that Brookes was in his latest movie Angel Face. This erotic TV stuff is hardly new, however.

Karch was hosting a cable access show in Manhattan back in the early Seventies called The Underground Tonight Show which wound up being a case going to the Supreme Court. Meanwhile, outside, the Sunny Lane stretch limo sits. It doesn't appear to be going to the Supreme Court.

In the first minutes of Wankus? new show, it?s already obvious that the difference between Rude TV and KSEX is a moon landing compared to mooning.

Cleopatra is next telling me she?s co-hosting a show with Wankus on Wednesday nights. It?s called ?Smell My Finger.?

Strike that moon landing analogy.

baddog · 04-23-2008, 07:44 PM

Why give them free press?

tony286 · 04-23-2008, 07:54 PM

Does adult fyi know about rude.com

baddog · 04-23-2008, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

Does adult fyi know about rude.com

I believe the proper question should be, doesn't adult fyi care about rude

tony286 · 04-23-2008, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I believe the proper question should be, doesn't adult fyi care about rude

The sad truth.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-23-2008, 07:58 PM

i think you can gauge the credibility of this article by the number of wwe and wcw references made in it's context...

sandman! · 04-23-2008, 08:04 PM

who gives a shit ?

wargames · 04-23-2008, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

i think you can gauge the credibility of this article by the number of wwe and wcw references made in it's context...

True

Sands · 04-23-2008, 08:07 PM

They left out the part where XXXJay pulled out a chair and hit Wankus over the head with it, and then Doink and Dink came out of left field and saved Wankus when they drop-kicked XXXJay to the ground. And for a moment all three of them were stomping XXXJay while he lay helpless... but then Porno Dan came running down the aisle and went flying into the ring and started fake-punching seven shades of shit out of Doink, Dink, and Wankus who fled the ring in terror.

Then they lowered the microphone for Porno Dan who challenged Doink, Dink, Wankus, Butkus, Bukkake, and El Luchador to a rocket-chainsaw death match.

Good times.

Porno Dan · 04-23-2008, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I believe the proper question should be, doesn't adult fyi care about rude

The more adult companies that realize that Rude has stolen content all over their site, the less likely they will be to advertise with them

We should unite as an industry and agree to stop working with companies that support stealing content.

Mohawk Steve · 04-23-2008, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

They left out the part where XXXJay pulled out a chair and hit Wankus over the head with it, and then Doink and Dink came out of left field and saved Wankus when they drop-kicked XXXJay to the ground. And for a moment all three of them were stomping XXXJay while he lay helpless... but then Porno Dan came running down the aisle and went flying into the ring and started fake-punching seven shades of shit out of Doink, Dink, and Wankus who fled the ring in terror.

Then they lowered the microphone for Porno Dan who challenged Doink, Dink, Wankus, Butkus, Bukkake, and El Luchador to a rocket-chainsaw death match.

Good times.

OMFG

Sands ftw!

tony286 · 04-23-2008, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

The more adult companies that realize that Rude has stolen content all over their site, the less likely they will be to advertise with them

We should unite as an industry and agree to stop working with companies that support stealing content.

you are right

After Shock Media · 04-23-2008, 09:07 PM

Well they sure got off on slamming you two's reps in a publication while defending a content stealer.

thebossxxx · 04-23-2008, 09:12 PM

jay and Porno Dan = to crzy mo fo's!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-23-2008, 09:12 PM

Gene Ross (********) is a total suck up to anyone that pretends that Gene has a shread of jounalistic integrity left within his burned out shell - which he does not.

The guy basically writes press releases and serves as a hitman for the small cadre of suck ups that carry on as if he is anything in the industry anymore, while he lifts feeds and reprints them as "news" because he is too lazy to do actual news reporting.

RudeTV pretty much sucked right out of the gate, and it will suffer the same bleed out that KSEX did, although since it is backed by an apparent content thief company, it may be able to carry on the pretense of some viability until people figure out what they are really up to.

ADG

sicone · 04-23-2008, 09:12 PM

Remember adult fyi posting a picture of Sleazy claiming it to be AMA Joe...

Totally credible news source they are

Sands · 04-23-2008, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Gene Ross (********) is a total suck up to anyone that pretends that Gene has a shread of jounalistic integrity left within his burned out shell - which he does not.

The guy basically writes press releases and serves as a hitman for the small cadre of suck ups that carry on as if he is anything in the industry anymore, while he lifts feeds and reprints them as "news" because he is too lazy to do actual news reporting.

RudeTV pretty much sucked right out of the gate, and it will suffer the same bleed out that KSEX did, although since it is backed by an apparent content thief company, it may be able to carry on the pretense of some viability until people figure out what they are really up to.

ADG

BOOYAKASHA!

munki · 04-23-2008, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Well they sure got off on slamming you two's reps in a publication while defending a content stealer.

No fucking shit... any and all respect lost on the project there.

Porno Dan · 04-23-2008, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebossxxx

jay and Porno Dan = to crzy mo fo's!

Coming from you I take that as a compliment!

xxxjay · 04-24-2008, 03:59 AM

It's a shame. I really like Gene Ross...too bad he's brainwashed. Bottom line is content theives are content theives and if I could fuck up Rude's 20k giveawayagain I would. It would further justify the money they've roobble for me with their 50+ bootlegged video that we didn't get credit for.

If I even meet that Sammy fuck I may just crack his jaw open.

NinjaSteve · 04-24-2008, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve PP

OMFG

Sands ftw!

What does "ftw" mean?

Jace · 04-24-2008, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

It's a shame. I really like Gene Ross...too bad he's brainwashed. Bottom line is content theives are content theives and if I could fuck up Rude's 20k giveawayagain I would. It would further justify the money they've roobble for me with their 50+ bootlegged video that we didn't get credit for.

If I even meet that Sammy fuck I may just crack his jaw open.

sammy is a chick

www.sammy4u.com

candyflip · 04-24-2008, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

sammy is a chick

www.sammy4u.com

Socks · 04-24-2008, 08:11 AM

Man, fighting sammy?

That's almost as bad as fighting...

Holly · 04-24-2008, 10:14 AM

Holy shit, the writing on that piece and the one that's linked, is horrible.

xxxjay · 04-24-2008, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

It's a shame. I really like Gene Ross...too bad he's brainwashed. Bottom line is content theives are content theives and if I could fuck up Rude's 20k giveawayagain I would. It would further justify the money they've roobble for me with their 50+ bootlegged video that we didn't get credit for.

If I even meet that Sammy fuck I may just crack his jaw open.

Correction, I meant to say Brett.

Porno Dan · 04-24-2008, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

It's a shame. I really like Gene Ross...too bad he's brainwashed. Bottom line is content theives are content theives and if I could fuck up Rude's 20k giveawayagain I would. It would further justify the money they've roobble for me with their 50+ bootlegged video that we didn't get credit for.

If I even meet that Sammy fuck I may just crack his jaw open.

I totally agree with Jay, When we met Gene Ross he was real cool to us.

Hell, Gene wrote article after article singing our praises; unfortunately he was brainwashed by porn "talent" into believing that we were the Antichrist and guy who killed the Easter Bunny.

We, as members of the adult industry, need to let all potential advertisers of Rude TV know about all the stolen content on that site.

Maybe I should log in to Rude TV and list all their advertisers on this site.

Porno Dan · 04-30-2008, 12:48 AM

Just bumping this thread because the winners at Rude were talking more smack.

04-23-2008, 07:19 PM	#1
Porno Dan Court Jester Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Budapest Posts: 6,342	From Adult FYI - XXX Jay and I are the bad guys and Rude is wonderful From Adult FYI Chatsworth- It?s just like wrestling when you stop and think about it. Last time KSEX was operating in town, the tag team of Porno Dan and XXX Jay pretty much power bombed the station?s future into smithereens. It happened on a Friday night this past January, and Rude.com, KSEX?s main sponsor at that point was having a big $20,000 giveaway. Except Dan, who dyes his hair like a wrestler and was supposed to be KSEX?s Nature Boy, took it upon himself to steer the giveaway, like the Keystone Cops, into a brick wall. Dan was out of it that night. Jay was more out of it. Dan, on the air, had been telling everyone who had worked for the station to fuck off and included Rude.com in that message. Meanwhile Jay had been on the GFY forum earlier telling everyone with an adult website how Rude.com had been stealing their content. www.********.com/read.php?ID=26220 Like Hope and Crosby on a bad acid trip, Dan and Jay were the ambassadors of the monumental fuck up. With that evening?s debacle in the can, it was pretty much all she wrote for KSEX after that. Its former owner Jon Belinkie, who precipitated the station?s decline with the firing of Wankus on air, had no choice but to close the doors. Because nearly every sponsor, like Rude, had been insulted to one degree or another, Belinkie soon discovered it was pretty hard to find advertisers who hadn?t been humiliated. The dying words out of the KSEX building were that Belinkie couldn?t even lock the doors for good without there being some last minute drama about stolen cameras. Except, now, several months later the doors have reopened. And in a script right out of WWE, Rude.com has joined forces with Wankus. It seems that Wankus had been methodically working deals the whole time the Belinkie administration was doing the samba to a death rattle. Weeks ago Wankus had a meeting in Thailand with the Rude owners, and Monday night was the results of those talks. Like when WCW shut down and a lot of its wrestlers went over to Vince McMahon, that?s pretty much what?s happened over at Rude. Rude has launched as RudeTV, and the usual suspects from KSEX came out to party and be a part of the new regime. Soxxx and Powder are back. Monica Mayhem?s returned and Tony Batman?s part of the new gig - evidence of Einstein?s theory about multiple egos colliding under one roof. ?It?s a webcast portal site with live and produced programming,? Wakus is saying as he?s taking some people on tour of the re-altered KSEX which features control rooms, studios and whatever else is necessary to produce this kind of undertaking. There?s a new lounge area occupying about one-third of the original floor space. It?s painted with murals of naked women and sexual activity. And Wankus is about to start the 6pm show. It?s called ?Guitarded? and looks somewhat like a game show in 3D. Wankus is keeping the patter going like a fast-talking Bob Barker while two porn chicks- Dakoda Brookes [pictured] and Carrie Moon- strum guitars against a green screen that puts them in a middle of a music video. ?You really fucking suck,? Wankus is telling one of the girls. Predictably, the babes get naked. A big girl to begin with, Moon?s tits are huge and could do some serious damage to a passerby caught in their path. Roy Karch, who shows up to enough launch parties to qualify as an astronaut, is saying that Brookes was in his latest movie Angel Face. This erotic TV stuff is hardly new, however. Karch was hosting a cable access show in Manhattan back in the early Seventies called The Underground Tonight Show which wound up being a case going to the Supreme Court. Meanwhile, outside, the Sunny Lane stretch limo sits. It doesn't appear to be going to the Supreme Court. In the first minutes of Wankus? new show, it?s already obvious that the difference between Rude TV and KSEX is a moon landing compared to mooning. Cleopatra is next telling me she?s co-hosting a show with Wankus on Wednesday nights. It?s called ?Smell My Finger.? Strike that moon landing analogy. __________________ Reality TV Star, AVN Hall of Fame, Five-Time XBIZ Winner 2021 XBIZ Europe Winner Best Director Site Promote the sites where members get paid to get laid by their favorite porn stars

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xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	It's a shame. I really like Gene Ross...too bad he's brainwashed. Bottom line is content theives are content theives and if I could fuck up Rude's 20k giveawayagain I would. It would further justify the money they've roobble for me with their 50+ bootlegged video that we didn't get credit for. If I even meet that Sammy fuck I may just crack his jaw open. __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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