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Eriic · 04-08-2008, 09:18 AM

Yo Bitch!, I got a tongue!!

GAMEFINEST · 04-08-2008, 09:19 AM

til they pour beer on top of ur head ..

Eriic · 04-08-2008, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

til they pour beer on top of ur head ..

Since when is there beer at Church

bobby666 · 04-08-2008, 09:22 AM

never tried, sorry

Eriic · 04-08-2008, 09:24 AM

A friend of mine just says, "wanna Fuck?" He has taken home so many women, some were ugly but he was drunk and did not care.

Farang · 04-08-2008, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

A friend of mine just says, "wanna Fuck?" He has taken home so many women, some were ugly but he was drunk and did not care.

no shit?

Eriic · 04-08-2008, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by AAK

no shit?

one women was so ugly........My friends and I had just got to the bar a few minutes and this ugly woman walks in and my friend start laughing and pointing and he said, Oh Shit she looks like a man!

We started laughing our Ass off and he said "well it ain't that funny" , We said "yes it is that is the one you went home with last night!"

Farang · 04-08-2008, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

one women was so ugly........My friends and I had just got to the bar a few minutes and this ugly woman walks in and my friend start laughing and pointing and he said, Oh Shit she looks like a man!

We started laughing our Ass off and he said "well it ain't that funny" , We said "yes it is that is the one you went home with last night!"

hahahah at 4 - 5 am when you're wasted they all look hot I tell you

LauraLee · 04-08-2008, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

Since when is there beer at Church

that made me laugh out loud.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 04-08-2008, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

A friend of mine just says, "wanna Fuck?" He has taken home so many women, some were ugly but he was drunk and did not care.

that's really funny....reminds me of someone i know but i doubt thats his pick up lone

thenaughtygirl · 04-08-2008, 11:05 AM

Good luck with that....

sniperwolf · 04-08-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

one women was so ugly........My friends and I had just got to the bar a few minutes and this ugly woman walks in and my friend start laughing and pointing and he said, Oh Shit she looks like a man!

We started laughing our Ass off and he said "well it ain't that funny" , We said "yes it is that is the one you went home with last night!"

That's the effect of drinking too much! lol

Farang · 04-08-2008, 12:42 PM

I heard that if you say 'Wanna fuck?' to each girl in the club, you will get laid 100%... Too bad don't have the balls to try that method

mattz · 04-08-2008, 12:43 PM

wow, that's lame

Spyce · 04-08-2008, 12:44 PM

There's always at least one drunk girl to say who'll say yes to anything... right? :-)

Eriic · 04-08-2008, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Spyce

There's always at least one drunk girl to say who'll say yes to anything... right? :-)

True as can be

Eriic · 04-08-2008, 01:06 PM

I live in an area where STDS is very high so I don't take women outta bars anymore!

I just do them in the poolroom.

LexiLexxx · 04-08-2008, 02:03 PM

I worked with a lady once, who said her two son's would go to clubs, and ask girl's if they wanted to dance, if they said NO....the boy's would say...NO, I said u look fat in them pants. LOL

Eriic · 04-08-2008, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by LexiLexxx

I worked with a lady once, who said her two son's would go to clubs, and ask girl's if they wanted to dance, if they said NO....the boy's would say...NO, I said u look fat in them pants. LOL

Heard it,,,,,,,,,,,Thanks

Skillz Unlimited · 04-08-2008, 04:24 PM

It will work depending on the chic. You'll find plenty of whores but you're definitely not going to find a wife like that.

Sebastian Sands · 04-08-2008, 04:26 PM

works great

Anna_Miller · 04-08-2008, 04:28 PM

May I recommend this line as an alternate, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

Eriic · 04-08-2008, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Anna_Miller

May I recommend this line as an alternate, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

I got arrest by a Police officer when I tried that! Her name was Holly Kunt, Damned luck!

DeadFidel · 04-08-2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sebastian Sands

works great

Not in this flick..Will go over heads for sure

ADL Eddie · 04-08-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

Since when is there beer at Church

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CherryLipsRosa · 04-08-2008, 04:52 PM

try it and let us know

Eriic · 04-08-2008, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CherryLipsRosa

try it and let us know

Did it work for you?, if not may I add I have a penis

munki · 04-08-2008, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

Since when is there beer at Church

Spunky · 04-08-2008, 05:17 PM

That doesn't work too well anymore

mortallove · 04-08-2008, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

It will work depending on the chic. You'll find plenty of whores but you're definitely not going to find a wife like that.

what, so your saying there is no such thing as a whore-wife?

D · 04-08-2008, 05:29 PM

You might wanna refrain from calling a woman you're trying to hook up with "bitch."

I find that most are turned off by that.

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Most 'out there' pick-up line that ever worked for me...

"You know... I can make you walk funny."

But it was probably the combination of that line and the smirky-smile afterward that did her in.

Dagwolf · 04-08-2008, 05:29 PM

"If I hold my nose, I might be able to have sex with you." It's always good to challenge them.

Dagwolf · 04-08-2008, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mortallove

what, so your saying there is no such thing as a whore-wife?

The whore-wife not only exists, but is quite common in North America.

Reak AGV · 04-08-2008, 05:36 PM

I never use any pickup lines.. ;-)

Big Red Machine · 04-08-2008, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

It will work depending on the chic. You'll find plenty of whores but you're definitely not going to find a wife like that.

So a girl will drain your nutz...not half your bank account

J. Falcon · 04-08-2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Anna_Miller

May I recommend this line as an alternate, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

J. Falcon · 04-08-2008, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadFidel

Not in this flick..Will go over heads for sure

Great scene!

Farang · 04-09-2008, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Anna_Miller

May I recommend this line as an alternate, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

hahahah that's a good one

viencarl · 04-09-2008, 04:28 AM

I'm sure this one will work

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