Does this pickup line work well for you?
 

Yo Bitch!, I got a tongue!!:pimp

til they pour beer on top of ur head ..

Since when is there beer at Church:(

never tried, sorry

A friend of mine just says, "wanna Fuck?" He has taken home so many women, some were ugly but he was drunk and did not care.

no shit?

one women was so ugly........My friends and I had just got to the bar a few minutes and this ugly woman walks in and my friend start laughing and pointing and he said, Oh Shit she looks like a man!

We started laughing our Ass off and he said "well it ain't that funny" , We said "yes it is that is the one you went home with last night!":warning

hahahah at 4 - 5 am when you're wasted they all look hot I tell you :helpme

that made me laugh out loud.

that's really funny....reminds me of someone i know but i doubt thats his pick up lone :winkwink:

Good luck with that....

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That's the effect of drinking too much! lol :1orglaugh

I heard that if you say 'Wanna fuck?' to each girl in the club, you will get laid 100%... Too bad don't have the balls to try that method :Oh crap

wow, that's lame

There's always at least one drunk girl to say who'll say yes to anything... right? :-)

True as can be:)

I live in an area where STDS is very high so I don't take women outta bars anymore!

I just do them in the poolroom.

I worked with a lady once, who said her two son's would go to clubs, and ask girl's if they wanted to dance, if they said NO....the boy's would say...NO, I said u look fat in them pants. LOL

Heard it,,,,,,,,,,,Thanks:disgust

It will work depending on the chic. You'll find plenty of whores but you're definitely not going to find a wife like that.

works great :thumbsup

May I recommend this line as an alternate, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

I got arrest by a Police officer when I tried that! Her name was Holly Kunt, Damned luck!:warning

Not in this flick..Will go over heads for sure:winkwink:

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/...6/18467414.jpg

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

try it and let us know :)

Did it work for you?, if not may I add I have a penis:winkwink:

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That doesn't work too well anymore

what, so your saying there is no such thing as a whore-wife?

You might wanna refrain from calling a woman you're trying to hook up with "bitch."

I find that most are turned off by that. :2 cents:


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Most 'out there' pick-up line that ever worked for me...

"You know... I can make you walk funny."

But it was probably the combination of that line and the smirky-smile afterward that did her in. :winkwink:

"If I hold my nose, I might be able to have sex with you." It's always good to challenge them.

The whore-wife not only exists, but is quite common in North America.

I never use any pickup lines.. ;-)

So a girl will drain your nutz...not half your bank account :winkwink:

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Great scene!

hahahah that's a good one :1orglaugh

I'm sure this one will work :):):)