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  • Eriic
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2008
    • 2995
    #1

    Does this pickup line work well for you?

    Yo Bitch!, I got a tongue!!
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    • GAMEFINEST
      Make STACK$
      • Nov 2006
      • 14478
      #2
      til they pour beer on top of ur head ..
      Compound interest.

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        • Eriic
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2008
          • 2995
          #3
          Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
          til they pour beer on top of ur head ..
          Since when is there beer at Church

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            • bobby666
              boots are my religion
              • Nov 2005
              • 21765
              #4
              never tried, sorry

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                • Eriic
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 2995
                  #5
                  A friend of mine just says, "wanna Fuck?" He has taken home so many women, some were ugly but he was drunk and did not care.

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                    • Farang
                      one sick puppy
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 11715
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Eriic
                      A friend of mine just says, "wanna Fuck?" He has taken home so many women, some were ugly but he was drunk and did not care.
                      no shit?
                      fbm

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                        • Eriic
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 2995
                          #7
                          Originally posted by AAK
                          no shit?
                          one women was so ugly........My friends and I had just got to the bar a few minutes and this ugly woman walks in and my friend start laughing and pointing and he said, Oh Shit she looks like a man!

                          We started laughing our Ass off and he said "well it ain't that funny" , We said "yes it is that is the one you went home with last night!"

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                            • Farang
                              one sick puppy
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 11715
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Eriic
                              one women was so ugly........My friends and I had just got to the bar a few minutes and this ugly woman walks in and my friend start laughing and pointing and he said, Oh Shit she looks like a man!

                              We started laughing our Ass off and he said "well it ain't that funny" , We said "yes it is that is the one you went home with last night!"
                              hahahah at 4 - 5 am when you're wasted they all look hot I tell you
                              fbm

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                                • LauraLee
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 3821
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Eriic
                                  Since when is there beer at Church
                                  that made me laugh out loud.

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                                    • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2007
                                      • 3884
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Eriic
                                      A friend of mine just says, "wanna Fuck?" He has taken home so many women, some were ugly but he was drunk and did not care.
                                      that's really funny....reminds me of someone i know but i doubt thats his pick up lone





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                                        • thenaughtygirl
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jun 2007
                                          • 40
                                          #11
                                          Good luck with that....
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                                            • sniperwolf
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 17743
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Eriic
                                              one women was so ugly........My friends and I had just got to the bar a few minutes and this ugly woman walks in and my friend start laughing and pointing and he said, Oh Shit she looks like a man!

                                              We started laughing our Ass off and he said "well it ain't that funny" , We said "yes it is that is the one you went home with last night!"


                                              That's the effect of drinking too much! lol
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                                                • Farang
                                                  one sick puppy
                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 11715
                                                  #13
                                                  I heard that if you say 'Wanna fuck?' to each girl in the club, you will get laid 100%... Too bad don't have the balls to try that method
                                                  fbm

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                                                    • mattz
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 7697
                                                      #14
                                                      wow, that's lame

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                                                        • Spyce
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 335
                                                          #15
                                                          There's always at least one drunk girl to say who'll say yes to anything... right? :-)
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                                                            • Eriic
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jan 2008
                                                              • 2995
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Spyce
                                                              There's always at least one drunk girl to say who'll say yes to anything... right? :-)
                                                              True as can be

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                                                                • Eriic
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                  • 2995
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I live in an area where STDS is very high so I don't take women outta bars anymore!

                                                                  I just do them in the poolroom.

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                                                                    • LexiLexxx
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 2510
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I worked with a lady once, who said her two son's would go to clubs, and ask girl's if they wanted to dance, if they said NO....the boy's would say...NO, I said u look fat in them pants. LOL

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                                                                        • Eriic
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                                          • 2995
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by LexiLexxx
                                                                          I worked with a lady once, who said her two son's would go to clubs, and ask girl's if they wanted to dance, if they said NO....the boy's would say...NO, I said u look fat in them pants. LOL
                                                                          Heard it,,,,,,,,,,,Thanks

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                                                                            • Skillz Unlimited
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 1541
                                                                              #20
                                                                              It will work depending on the chic. You'll find plenty of whores but you're definitely not going to find a wife like that.

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                                                                                • Sebastian Sands
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                  • 5223
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  works great

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                                                                                    • Anna_Miller
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 697
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      May I recommend this line as an alternate, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

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                                                                                        • Eriic
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                                                          • 2995
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Anna_Miller
                                                                                          May I recommend this line as an alternate, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"
                                                                                          I got arrest by a Police officer when I tried that! Her name was Holly Kunt, Damned luck!

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                                                                                            • DeadFidel
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                              • 6764
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Sebastian Sands
                                                                                              works great
                                                                                              Not in this flick..Will go over heads for sure

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                                                                                                • ADL Eddie
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                                                  • 548
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Eriic
                                                                                                  Since when is there beer at Church
                                                                                                  hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


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                                                                                                    • CherryLipsRosa
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                      • 3603
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      try it and let us know
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                                                                                                        • Eriic
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                                                                          • 2995
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by CherryLipsRosa
                                                                                                          try it and let us know
                                                                                                          Did it work for you?, if not may I add I have a penis

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                                                                                                            • munki
                                                                                                              Do Fun Shit.
                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                              • 13393
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Eriic
                                                                                                              Since when is there beer at Church

                                                                                                              “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                  • 133986
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  That doesn't work too well anymore

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                                                                                                                    • mortallove
                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2008
                                                                                                                      • 74
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Skillz Unlimited
                                                                                                                      It will work depending on the chic. You'll find plenty of whores but you're definitely not going to find a wife like that.
                                                                                                                      what, so your saying there is no such thing as a whore-wife?

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                                                                                                                        • D
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                                                                          • 7412
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          You might wanna refrain from calling a woman you're trying to hook up with "bitch."

                                                                                                                          I find that most are turned off by that.


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                                                                                                                          Most 'out there' pick-up line that ever worked for me...

                                                                                                                          "You know... I can make you walk funny."

                                                                                                                          But it was probably the combination of that line and the smirky-smile afterward that did her in.
                                                                                                                          -D.
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                                                                                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                              President of Canada
                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                              • 23141
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              "If I hold my nose, I might be able to have sex with you." It's always good to challenge them.
                                                                                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 23141
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mortallove
                                                                                                                                  what, so your saying there is no such thing as a whore-wife?
                                                                                                                                  The whore-wife not only exists, but is quite common in North America.
                                                                                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                    • Reak AGV
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 4283
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I never use any pickup lines.. ;-)

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                                                                                                                                        • Big Red Machine
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                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 9586
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Skillz Unlimited
                                                                                                                                          It will work depending on the chic. You'll find plenty of whores but you're definitely not going to find a wife like that.
                                                                                                                                          So a girl will drain your nutz...not half your bank account

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                                                                                                                                            • J. Falcon
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                                                                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 31645
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Anna_Miller
                                                                                                                                              May I recommend this line as an alternate, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"
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                                                                                                                                                • J. Falcon
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                                                                                                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 31645
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by DeadFidel
                                                                                                                                                  Not in this flick..Will go over heads for sure

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                                                                                                                                                    • Farang
                                                                                                                                                      one sick puppy
                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 11715
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Anna_Miller
                                                                                                                                                      May I recommend this line as an alternate, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"
                                                                                                                                                      hahahah that's a good one
                                                                                                                                                      fbm

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                                                                                                                                                        • viencarl
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • May 2007
                                                                                                                                                          • 4234
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I'm sure this one will work

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