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Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-06-2008, 12:13 PM

Question to all of you ugly guys. How do you manage to get laid? What is your secret?

Some Guy · 04-06-2008, 12:13 PM

Personality.

Some Guy · 04-06-2008, 12:14 PM

That, or money. Ha, ha.

baddog · 04-06-2008, 12:14 PM

SexualDragon · 04-06-2008, 12:15 PM

if you are not picky, take home the local barslut

Lycanthrope · 04-06-2008, 12:23 PM

I never thought I was ugly, but not exceptionally good looking either, but I never had a problem scoring. I've found a good sense of humour and self confidence (not arrogance) to go far. And, as has been said, lowering your standards when the need arises helps :P

Some Guy · 04-06-2008, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

I never thought I was ugly, but not exceptionally good looking either, but I never had a problem scoring. I've found a good sense of humour and self confidence (not arrogance) to go far. And, as has been said, lowering your standards when the need arises helps :P

Couldn't agree more. Very well said.

webgurl · 04-06-2008, 12:27 PM

u know its alot easier for ugly dude to hook up with hot chick
then a girl that is about -3 hooking up with a 9 + guy

04-06-2008, 12:27 PM

I show them my 9 inch tongue.

Sveindt Beindt · 04-06-2008, 12:30 PM

Money ruels

TimCase · 04-06-2008, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by webgurl

u know its alot easier for ugly dude to hook up with hot chick
then a girl that is about -3 hooking up with a 9 + guy

Living proof, here.

Eriic · 04-06-2008, 01:14 PM

It's a well known fact that no women wants to date a guy who is better looking than she is.
Women want all the attention and certainly don't want to have the attention drawn away by dating good looking guys.

CaptainHowdy · 04-06-2008, 01:18 PM

I show 'em my postcount...

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Iron Fist · 04-06-2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I show 'em my postcount...

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mortallove · 04-06-2008, 01:23 PM

i have 2 ugly friends that gets the hottest chicks ever, i guess if you accept that your ugly and cant get hot girls.. well then you cant... but if you just like say FUCK THAT,,, you can go get the hottest chicks too. Its all about confidence.

Its very strange indeed... for example one of them lives on social welfare, is skinny/with beergut, looks like an ugly girl and you wouldnt think he ever get layed in his life, He has ALWAYS the best looking girls, the girl he is with now are so gorgeous i could marry her. And his Ex's are the fuckin same! its total madness... but the whole world is a coco's nest so i guess it makes sence.

Sebastian Sands · 04-06-2008, 01:23 PM

ask Donny, he knows

beemk · 04-06-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by webgurl

u know its alot easier for ugly dude to hook up with hot chick
then a girl that is about -3 hooking up with a 9 + guy

personal experience?

webgurl · 04-06-2008, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by beemk

personal experience?

shut up u hoebag

Fizzgig · 04-06-2008, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I show 'em my postcount...

...

It worked on me, didn't it? .. I'll never forget that weekend! Thank you, Cappy!

GregE · 04-06-2008, 01:42 PM

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bobby666 · 04-06-2008, 01:43 PM

just the length of my cock

KILL_FRENZY · 04-06-2008, 01:43 PM

it's all about moneeeeeyyyyyy

Big_D · 04-06-2008, 01:45 PM

im mentally sexy

04-06-2008, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY

it's all about moneeeeeyyyyyy

No wonder I can't get laid.

nikki99 · 04-06-2008, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I show 'em my postcount...

...

heheheheheehehe

xsabn · 04-06-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sherm

I show them my 9 inch tongue.

I show them my 9 inch cock

zeruel · 04-06-2008, 02:10 PM

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snaker · 04-06-2008, 02:44 PM

back when I was in college my buddy worked as an amercrombie and fitch model... the dood rarly got laid

...he had chicks all over him but he was so socially inept he couldnt seal the deal most of the time...its all about being interesting

pornask · 04-06-2008, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm

I show them my 9 inch tongue.

protect yourself my nuts · 04-06-2008, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Legendary Samir

Question to all of you ugly guys. How do you manage to get laid? What is your secret?

Juicy D. Links has a TON of tricks! Hopefully he will share them with you!!! GOOD LUCK!

bdld · 04-06-2008, 03:57 PM

i wouldn't know

2012 · 04-06-2008, 04:08 PM

don't pinch her ass. even if she is dancing around in the middle of everyone like a total slut and she has power tits ...

shekinah · 04-06-2008, 05:19 PM

Some ugly man has that kind of attraction that can't be explain.. maybe it's the personality or magnetism.. Just I'm not kinda sure tho

xmas13 · 04-06-2008, 05:42 PM

Last year, i went out with an ugly woman :-)

farkedup · 04-06-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by snaker

he had chicks all over him but he was so socially inept he couldnt seal the deal most of the time...its all about being interesting

Think of in 40 y/o virgin when they tell him to go for the drunk bitches.... go in, buy 1 bottle of beer and basically hold it all night, don't bother showing up till an hour before closing and go after the stumbling bitches with tramp stamps, just make sure that YOU drive....

farkedup · 04-06-2008, 05:44 PM

also don't forget driving by the HS with a hot car ;)

tical · 04-06-2008, 05:46 PM

$ wont get you women... it might allow you to find yourself in situations where you can MEET women, but after that its up to you to seal the deal

its all about confidence & personality (2 things people with money seem to have anyway)

basschick · 04-06-2008, 06:42 PM

i never dated guys because of money and only rarely for looks. personality, intellegence, similar musical taste and the right sense of humor work for me. oh, and i married a guy who is also the fastest guitar player in the west... wouldn't want to lose a guitarist that good ;)

Holly · 04-06-2008, 08:16 PM

They either have really big dicks or tons of money.

Preferably, both.

mikeyddddd · 04-06-2008, 10:01 PM

Xrated J · 04-06-2008, 10:06 PM

chicks love confidence

Barefootsies · 04-06-2008, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Legendary Samir

Question to all of you ugly guys. How do you manage to get laid? What is your secret?

stormtrigger · 04-06-2008, 10:18 PM

If you have brains and a sense of humour, it can more than make up for ugly looks. Of course it also helps if you look rich even if your face is ugly.

Barefootsies · 04-06-2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by stormtrigger

it can more than make up for ugly looks. Of course it also helps if you look rich even if your face is ugly.

RTP · 04-06-2008, 10:30 PM

GHB or Hammer.

LA Crew · 04-06-2008, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J

chicks love confidence

but sometimes guy being persistent can help as well

Firehorse · 04-06-2008, 10:35 PM

A variety of reasons:

Money
Laughter
Someone who makes them feel important
Drugs
Power
Chemistry

Bake · 04-06-2008, 10:48 PM

God you guys are such alot of school children at times

Without charm and just knowing how to talk to women you cock will be dry goodlooks has so little to do with lovin , yeah it helps but its not all you need.

qxm · 04-06-2008, 10:54 PM

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elron · 04-06-2008, 11:19 PM

So anyone who replied to this post confirmed that he's one ugly madafaka ? :D

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