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MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 12:44 PM

I went to the club lastnight, i like never go, but i got to say i feel BAD for the women there now that i am taken.

A hot stallion like myself with a very low hanging cock + balls walk in and the room turns heads and they cant even have me.

I have that HANDS OFF mentality now,

i think all of you guys should be thanking my girlfriend because if i was not taken EVERY SINGLE woman in the club would be on my jock.

I feel BAD that women get grased with my presence and have to go back to some of you chumps.

i am so fucking hung over the msg seriously took me 5min to type, omfg.

pornguy · 01-03-2008, 12:46 PM

So when is your next stand up routine?

Brother Bilo · 01-03-2008, 12:46 PM

wtfent · 01-03-2008, 12:47 PM

"The loudest man in the room is always the weakest man in the room" same goes for GFY. Remember that buddy, you might be good looking but there is something your really insecure about, Your screaming it.

lbc213 · 01-03-2008, 12:48 PM

Your such a fucking tool.

MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

"The loudest man in the room is always the weakest man in the room" same goes for GFY. Remember that buddy, you might be good looking but there is something your really insecure about, Your screaming it.

why the fuck would i care about some douche on GFY who has to use someone elses quote to try to convince himself he is smart?

seriously think of your own quotes and i may respect you, copying and pasting someone elses intelligence in a lame attempt to prove your own does not mean shit to me.

A) i am smart
B) i have a big dick
C) i have big balls
D) i have big dick + balls
E) i am sexy
F) i have a big jock
G) give me 5 min in the bed with any woman you have ever fucked and she will forget about you

PS this isnt multiple choice either and if it was itd b
H) ALL OF OF THE ABOVE

tblake · 01-03-2008, 12:51 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

Scott McD · 01-03-2008, 12:52 PM

stephane76 · 01-03-2008, 12:52 PM

picsssssssssss

MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lbc213

Your such a fucking tool.

yes i have a big tool its pretty obvious.

what kind of fucking nickname is "lbc213"

when was the last time you went up to a chick and went "hey my Halo nickname is lbc213" and it actually got you laid.

you are a simp, i am pimp.

ive said it before and ill say it again, when players like me set a date haters like you go home and masterbate.

do your halo buddies know you jack off while playing xbox live with them? fucking losers.

again just because you are to stupid to figure it out:

me =

you = simple = simpleton

MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

When was the lastime u saw a half decent looking scottsmen? i think NEVER

i would be a hater also if i woke up to a land full of ugly drunk fucks and crooked toothed women.

SteveVVS · 01-03-2008, 12:57 PM

You’re in Alberta, no wonder, come to Montréal and you will have more competition I guarantee :p

lbc213 · 01-03-2008, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

yes i have a big tool its pretty obvious.

what kind of fucking nickname is "lbc213"

when was the last time you went up to a chick and went "hey my Halo nickname is lbc213" and it actually got you laid.

Oh the amount of girls that must rip their panties off when you say that you go by the name metaman on a internet message board, they just love that kind of thing don't they.

Fucking tool

MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveVVS

You?re in Alberta, no wonder, come to Montréal and you will have more competition I guarantee :p

my ex ex ex was a french girl, trust me i fucked her brains out,

french guys are all around chumps with bad teeth, bad breathe and overall ugly looks, i am pretty sure i will dominate there.

that is why french fags (you) hate "foreigners" it is because we come in and swoop up all your women.

Jman · 01-03-2008, 01:05 PM

Finally coming out of the closet Eh!!! Good for you ;-)

nikki99 · 01-03-2008, 01:06 PM

MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

Finally coming out of the closet Eh!!! Good for you ;-)

everyone knows only a gay guy has 2 first names, and to top it off 2 girl first names. ugggggggggg i cry for you man

Redmanthatcould · 01-03-2008, 01:11 PM

At first, I was pretty indifferent to your threads/posts...

But I gotta hand it to you - this one is brilliant. Keep up the good work, and continue the hangover-inspired threads!!

SteveVVS · 01-03-2008, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

my ex ex ex was a french girl, trust me i fucked her brains out,

french guys are all around chumps with bad teeth, bad breathe and overall ugly looks, i am pretty sure i will dominate there.

that is why french fags (you) hate "foreigners" it is because we come in and swoop up all your women.

Oh im sorry, you fucked 1 french girl? WOW im really impressed now.. douche
Who said I was french?? im actually Portuguese , and speak 5 languages.

Your really full of yourself , i highly doubt your big head would fit in our clubs.

Alberta chicks are dogs i would not brag if I were you.

Jman · 01-03-2008, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

everyone knows only a gay guy has 2 first names, and to top it off 2 girl first names. ugggggggggg i cry for you man

LOL I think any girl would get pissed if their parents called them Jean or Francois.

Basically like calling a chick John or Frank.

Oh wait you're not there in your french highschool studies yet... It's not your fault, you'll learn.

tranza · 01-03-2008, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i am so fucking hung over the msg seriously took me 5min to type, omfg.

Lol......

MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveVVS

Oh im sorry, you fucked 1 french girl? WOW im really impressed now.. douche
Who said I was french?? im actually Portuguese , and speak 5 languages.

Your really full of yourself , i highly doubt your big head would fit in our clubs.

Alberta chicks are dogs i would brag if I were you.

who think i even date white women anymore? like i give a fuck about alberta, i know it is boring that is why i travel every few months so i dont go insane.

but this is where my friends are.

i am full of myself? mr. "and speak 5 languages", lol

Portuguese guys are ugly as fuck dogs you make french guys look GOOD, Portuguese guys should charge guys to stand next to them just so they make the other guy look better by comparison.

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE!

MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

LOL I think any girl would get pissed if their parents called them Jean or Francois.

Basically like calling a chick John or Frank.

Oh wait you're not there in your french highschool studies yet... It's not your fault, you'll learn.

thank god we stopped takin french after grade 8, what a waste of time, i like frogs but not when they are humans, hearing people croke for the hour used to fuckin make my brain want to bleed.

i got to admit french women are freaky as fuck, in fucking sane, but killer in the sack, like your women are fucked in the head but they love to fuck so i cant hate.

but i seriously do not see myself ever dating "white" women again.

dynastoned · 01-03-2008, 01:20 PM

SteveVVS · 01-03-2008, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

who think i even date white women anymore? like i give a fuck about alberta, i know it is boring that is why i travel every few months so i dont go insane.

but this is where my friends are.

i am full of myself? mr. "and speak 5 languages", lol

Portuguese guys are ugly as fuck dogs you make french guys look GOOD, Portuguese guys should charge guys to stand next to them just so they make the other guy look better by comparison.

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE!

If you say so lol ,you seem to know it all. full of yourslef yes; im not the one starting a thread trying to boost my own e-penis. I just it funny how you bash everyone to try and make yourself look better on a board. My 1st reply was not an attempt to bash you.

Im sure your a pimpled out geek in your mom's basement.

good day sir.

true story!

wanted · 01-03-2008, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

when was the last time you went up to a chick and went "hey my Halo nickname is lbc213" and it actually got you laid.

*fell of his chair laughing out loud*

xmas13 · 01-03-2008, 01:36 PM

MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveVVS

If you say so lol ,you seem to know it all. full of yourslef yes; im not the one starting a thread trying to boost my own e-penis. I just it funny how you bash everyone to try and make yourself look better on a board. My 1st reply was not an attempt to bash you.

Im sure your a pimpled out geek in your mom's basement.

good day sir.

true story!

i do not bash anyone i am just real and i tell the truth,

if you are going to hate on me for telling the truth then by all means go ahead fact is portugese men are on average very greasy looking, im sure you are a good guy but i am also pretty sure your shampoo costs are very expensive.

with love,
metaman

Hazlewood · 01-03-2008, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I went to the club lastnight, i like never go, but i got to say i feel BAD for the women there now that i am taken.

A hot stallion like myself with a very low hanging cock + balls walk in and the room turns heads and they cant even have me.

I have that HANDS OFF mentality now,

i think all of you guys should be thanking my girlfriend because if i was not taken EVERY SINGLE woman in the club would be on my jock.

I feel BAD that women get grased with my presence and have to go back to some of you chumps.

i am so fucking hung over the msg seriously took me 5min to type, omfg.

I guarantee I can pull more pussy than you. And a way larger dick...

Hazlewood · 01-03-2008, 01:44 PM

The real girls are in Toronto...Anyone can pull tail in Alberta

Xrated J · 01-03-2008, 01:45 PM

your fucking gay

Casa Nova · 01-03-2008, 01:50 PM

metaman lets calm down on the racist shit. Joke or not.

For the record I'm the hottest Portuguese man alive..... I have a average cock though

MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casa Nova

metaman lets calm down on the racist shit. Joke or not.

For the record I'm the hottest Portuguese man alive..... I have a average cock though

hey i do not mean it personally only joking around,

i am ukrainian if you ever want to make a joke on me you can.

i am very fun loving and seriously not a hater in anyway.

Juicy D. Links · 01-03-2008, 01:55 PM

A hot stallion like myself with a very low hanging cock + balls walk in and the room turns heads

TurboAngel · 01-03-2008, 01:57 PM

Thanks for the drinks!

scottybuzz · 01-03-2008, 02:16 PM

jealous losers who are arguing with metaman. you will NEVER be like him.

blogman9 · 01-03-2008, 02:24 PM

Lol funny story

Holly · 01-03-2008, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Portuguese guys are ugly as fuck dogs you make french guys look GOOD, Portuguese guys should charge guys to stand next to them just so they make the other guy look better by comparison.

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE!

I don't know if you're including Brazilian guys, but I think they're hot. I have an instructor who is Brazilian and he's a really laid back guy. Sometimes we'll be doing something and he'll be telling me something near my ear and then he'll spout off something in Portuguese. It pretty much makes life worth living.

BlackCrayon · 01-03-2008, 03:03 PM

If only every man could be a meta man.

MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

I don't know if you're including Brazilian guys, but I think they're hot. I have an instructor who is Brazilian and he's a really laid back guy. Sometimes we'll be doing something and he'll be telling me something near my ear and then he'll spout off something in Portuguese. It pretty much makes life worth living.

i think you need to get laid by a stud like me.

jaysmoke · 01-03-2008, 03:51 PM

When u were at the club, did a guy break out a guitar and start to sing old shitty songs ?
Cheers
Jay

minddust · 01-03-2008, 03:54 PM

Fucking Trash

AZSarah · 01-03-2008, 03:58 PM

This thread cracks me up

And as silly as it all is, I am glad to hear a guy talk about being faithful when out at the club.
( even though you are surely disappointing all the dozens of women who went there looking to drink, dance, and score some big cock & balls)

MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

This thread cracks me up

And as silly as it all is, I am glad to hear a guy talk about being faithful when out at the club.
( even though you are surely disappointing all the dozens of women who went there looking to drink, dance, and score some big cock & balls)

i NEVER have cheated or never will, it is just not me, i dont go into realationships unless i know i am also sexually attracted to that person and know i would just like to fuck them,

it is weird but i actually enjoy the sacrifice that goes into a realationship. i dont look at it as a bad thing.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-03-2008, 04:12 PM

still to this date my favorite troll on gfy...

farkedup · 01-03-2008, 04:14 PM

This thread is RETARDED!

Saying that you're the best looking man in a CANADIAN town? I've met a HELL of alot more ugly canadian girls than hot ones.... You're CANADIAN, the bar for looks is so much lower.... Head for southern Cal or Florida and you won't stand out at ALL

Casa Nova · 01-03-2008, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i NEVER have cheated or never will, it is just not me, i dont go into realationships unless i know i am also sexually attracted to that person and know i would just like to fuck them,

it is weird but i actually enjoy the sacrifice that goes into a realationship. i dont look at it as a bad thing.

Now this is the point where my view on you improves dramatically, good on you man!

philguy · 01-03-2008, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

A) i am smart
B) i have a big dick
C) i have big balls
D) i have big dick + balls
E) i am sexy
F) i have a big jock
G) give me 5 min in the bed with any woman you have ever fucked and she will forget about you

You claim to be ukranian. The best you have is inbred parents who begged for potatoes and a Chernobyl modified mini cock.

Even Russians hate you. You're the slavic version of a ghetto n1gger.

Rock on player.

MetaMan · 01-03-2008, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casa Nova

Now this is the point where my view on you improves dramatically, good on you man!

i think alot of it has to do with being raised by my mom, my parents were still together but my dad has always lived in america for as long as i can remember (she is now out there with him) i love women, respect women, i cant stand them sometimes but i love them all.

i think seeing this in my parents them being together for such a longtime and being apart so long has taught me alot.

i really dont know how people view me on here nor do i care because personally i am someone who does not lie, cheat or steal, and i know that personally so i really have no need to prove it, those that know me know this.

i am the type if you show me love i will give it back to you 1000x, but then if you screw me over i will never forget.

farkedup · 01-03-2008, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i am the type if you show me love i will give it back to you 1000x, but then if you screw me over i will never forget.

This part scares me....

So if I forget to give you the reacharound you'll never forget?

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